Crazy Tuesday
I have somewhat of a reputation for being an instigator for trouble amongst my friends. It’s not like I’m trying to get them into trouble but I often suggest silly things that often go wrong. The following story is what we named “Crazy Tuesday”.

After having a bad day at uni (girl problems, work, money etc.), I decided to get very pissed with a good mate (James) and the whole night ended up becoming very excessive and dangerous. After helping a man light his cigarette outside the campus bar, he offered us some small paper bags (I thought either speed or MDMA) which sent us into overdrive and made our actions and decisions very poor (after already hitting the bar hard for a few hours)! This resulted in the following actions:

• Ironing board surfing down some steps which resulted in James busting his arm and arse
• Fire extinguisher fight which resulted in James being sick (the powder isn’t very tasty)
• Climbing on the roof of the geography building and nearly falling off (both of us this time)

The evening ended when I suggested James climb through a window (to a ground floor flat where we could see food in the kitchen). My poor friend ran down the slope to the window and ended up doing a superman through the glass! He had to have a few stitches from that injury!


This is James in front the window that defeated him (note the perspex replacement window and bandages).

Thing is, we both never learn! Last year we caught up in Birmingham and again, like always, things get silly and we end up drunk doing power slides through leaves.... this is how James ended the evening....


(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:18, 22 replies)

you and your mates sound like a right bunch of waki pricks
no offence
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:25, closed)

waki?
Just university shenanigans when we were young. As for him busting his chin, that was where we were walking home (and decided to run and jump through the leaves in a park).
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:30, closed)

As he said: waki.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:08, closed)

So being a student is a free pass to act the prick?
Here I was thinking you went to university to earn a degree and gain a position of employment which contributes to society.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:29, closed)

You either didn't go, or did it wrong
(cs1ca, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 14:22, closed)

Can I have mine without relish or gherkins please?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:12, closed)

Hang on
I didn't invite you to my barbecue
(cs1ca, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:18, closed)

this

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 13:11, closed)

Wannabe Darwin Award nominees, by the sound of it.
Especially James.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:33, closed)

We've had our moments!
edit: coming from a man who can fit a screwdriver up his nose! lol - excellent talent by the way!
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:36, closed)

What a pair of twats.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:41, closed)

You guys are off the fucking chain!
But seriously... if that was my window you'd put though, a few stitches would have been the least of your worries
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:59, closed)

We paid for the damage caused!
We're both responsible adults now (he is now an estate agent!).
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:33, closed)

i started to think the other people posting were being
a little bit mean until you mentioned he is a estate agent now
(Cov Boy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:26, closed)

hahaha

(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:22, closed)

I fail to see how this is evidence against you being pricks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:36, closed)

MASSIVE DRUGS

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:05, closed)

I hope you paid for all the damage you caused, and were suitably punished for misusing a fire extinguisher, you pair of utter cunts.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 12:28, closed)

They should count themselves lucky the householder didn't go to the police about it.
Especially as it's a textbook case of burglary.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 18:59, closed)

Very poor form
Removing two fire extinguishers from circulation because you're "Having a laugh". I'm sure the people that were put at risk because of this were just as understanding.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 18:11, closed)

Two adult returns to Waqqqistan, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:53, closed)