Bloody students
Living in rented accommodation a while back, I had neighbours who had the most random, unpredictable waking hours ever. Never any sign of them during the day, but I'd regularly hear them shuffling and bumping about in the middle of the night, and the soundproofing in the place was so crappy that every sound echoed right through the walls.

Eventually I got so cheesed off with this that I called the council, and a couple of weeks later the boys in uniform turned up and carted off the lot of them. Thought that was a bit harsh, frankly.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:55, 11 replies)

Wait. So you call the council and complain
and the council comes round and removes them.

Sounds, er, like a very efficient process.
(username failed moderation, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:12, closed)

I did feel sorry for the young girl,
but in the end there was nothing I could do führer.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:21, closed)

It's an Anne Frank story
I think.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:32, closed)

hence the 'frankly'

(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:41, closed)

It's crap,
is what it is.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:45, closed)

Have I done something to offend Jew?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:49, closed)

Coming on here, trying to be funny.
Honestly, the nerve of some people...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:27, closed)

Any minute now,
people will be claiming to have driven cars and taken non-prescription medication.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:43, closed)

I'm chewing a Haliborange.
RIGHT NOW!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 14:36, closed)

MASSIVE VITAMINS

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 8:40, closed)

I thought the Jedi Council,
although I was struggling to shoehorn the rest of the story into any of the films
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 16:33, closed)