The Bleep Test.
Who remembers this in P.E? Straight out of Auschwitz.
You had to run from one side of the gym to the other before the 'bleep', which got incessantly faster and induced a coronary.

Them fat kids were always out n the first 4 rounds.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 14:43, 15 replies)

I used to love it.
All the cool kids dropped out early to skive and my fellow "swats" dropped out about the same time. That just left me and the guys who lived and breathed sport -- I was almost always top three much to the annoyance of the PE teachers.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:25, closed)

Did your fellow swats run in full gear?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:27, closed)

?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMNnoj_fSHo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:59, closed)

That's one TOUGH school!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:03, closed)

I used lower case for a reason.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:38, closed)

By "lived and breathed sport" do you actually mean
"Fat, sweaty failures", and by "top three" do you mean "constantly bullied"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:27, closed)

I'd have thought the opposite.
How many rugby team captains get their lunch money pinched?
(username failed moderation, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:41, closed)

At my school, all of them.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:49, closed)

Except for the male ones.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 17:33, closed)

Is that how teachers supplement their wages these days?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:42, closed)

that and
pole dancing.
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:21, closed)

I mean I was amongst the last "out".
Along with the two fastest lads in the year, one of whom was the rugby captain and the other the equivalent for athletics (I never paid enough attention to find out what that was).
I'd be hard presses to run the length of a gym nowadays though.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:39, closed)

Same here.
When I was 15 I was no.2 in the school in Athletics, and played rugby for the county junior team.

Last week I picked a spot on the beach at Bournemouth based on the fact it was right by the cable car that meant I wouldn't have to climb back up the hill to where we were staying.
(username failed moderation, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 8:24, closed)

If this were colouringbook I'd "like" this.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 18:44, closed)

I remember that. If I had to do it again I would definitely shout 'FUCK' every time it bleeped.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 17:39, closed)