Face it.
If you have a cock, you're wrong.


No arguments, no evidence, no reasoning, no doubt. Even when you know without a shadow of a doubt that you're ultimately indisputably correct according to all scientifically proven laws of the universe. Look at your crotch. Is that a cock? Then you're wrong.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:59, 17 replies)

lol its funny because your really bitter about something that was your fault anyway

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:00, closed)

you are either a hairy-legged feminist
or a total fucking sap. i know what my money's on.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:15, closed)

“How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.”
~ Jo Brand
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:44, closed)

I'm right because I punch harder

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 22:23, closed)

when did you get all bitter and cross?

(jennymnemonic, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:54, closed)

There's a subtle art to coming out on top in an argument with a woman.
First, you can't persuade her with facts. You have to tune into her way of thinking and speaking, which is more about how she (and on rare occasions others) feel/s than what she thinks. Then, you have to be just as determined to win as she is. Men often don't bother with arguments because they don't see the subject as intellectually important, putting them at an instant disadvantage to the one for whom, right that moment, it's The Big Deal. Commitment, see. Grasp the subject with all the heart you'd instead be putting into playing Halo Reach or whatever, and fight your corner. Make sure *she* knows how *you* feel for once - hurt, upset, betrayed, but never indifferent, because that's the currency that makes sense to most women. Don't raise your voice, but be firm and determined, and when you make your final point, remember that forehands have more force but backhands have more style.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:43, closed)

love it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:09, closed)

I guess this makes me massively, gigantically, spurtingly wrong then

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:23, closed)

Four huge throbbing inches of wrong.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:06, closed)

oh at least
when soft
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, closed)

It throbs when soft?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:47, closed)

it's the clothes peg his mum puts on it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 15:08, closed)

If I want it to yes

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 16:39, closed)

I understand that the philosophical framing of this is
"If a man speaks in a forest, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:16, closed)

It's related to Pauli's exclusion principle, too:
"If, at any time, a man finds himself about to win an argument with a woman by the application of verifiable facts and unassailable logic, he will at that point discover that, somehow, the argument has changed into being about something completely different."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:28, closed)

Example:
"You see, it says right here that The Wizard of Oz was released in 1939."
"You've never liked my mother, have you?"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:34, closed)

"Fine, you get to be right again, well done, I hope it means SO MUCH to you."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, closed)