Asked the rather cute swiss girl that lived in the flat next to mine
if she wanted to go out some time.

"Sure" she says. "How about the cinema on Saturday?"

Well, I'm not a big cinema fan, wasn't really up to date with what was on, but I got two tickets. Playing it safe, I went for the Steven Speilberg film that was on.

Yup, first date, Schindlers list.
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:58, 16 replies)

Where's the problem there?
She's Swiss yeah? You could have gone back to her place afterwards to swim in her Scrooge McDuck style money-pool of looted Jew-gold.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:08, closed)

The musical version?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:08, closed)

Could have been worse.
I saw plenty of first dates going to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and leaving after the first ten minutes) when it was re-released.

Actually, I'm not sure that would have been worse. Schindler's List was far more harrowing than two hours of chainsaws.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:13, closed)

Harrowing is NOT another word for arousing.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:29, closed)

And the Academy Award for Most Harrowsing Film goes to "Schindler's Fist".

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:32, closed)

*SCHLUURRPP!*
:D
Almost as harrowsing as watching a compilation of Schindler's List shower scenes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:35, closed)

"Harrowsing" is my ... WORD OF THE DAY!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:41, closed)

Today's episode
was brought to you in association with the letter J and the number 6,000,000.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:43, closed)

First time I went out with my
wife, we saw Saving Private Ryan.

The first ten minutes of that is pretty gruesome.

Maybe I should check films before I get tickets. I'm surprised I missed out on taking a girl to see true romance.
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:50, closed)

What's wrong with True Romance?
Took my other half to see Scream, on an early date. Perfect, had her cuddled in close from the get go.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:36, closed)

It's just not very
romantic.
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:54, closed)

Yes it is:
Boy meets girl, they fall in love; boy kills girl's pimp, MASSIVE DRUGS, everyone dies; they have a baby. If that's not romance, I don't know what is.

Plus, it's got Christan Slater AND Brad Pitt, and therefore is catnip to all women born around 1980.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:50, closed)

Did
jew know what was going to happen?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:14, closed)

It showed her sensitive side
(girls like this sort of thing)

you should have cried at the plight of the Jews then as she comforted you,fucked her in the ass
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:14, closed)

My ex thought Schindler's List was a comedy
Having to sit next to her for the entire film while she laughed loudly was not the best date I've ever been on...

Oh, and she was technically Jewish, too.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:24, closed)

She didn't have a foreskin?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:32, closed)