17, young, fun and generally full of my boyfriends cum.
When I started seeing my boyfriend we both still lived in our parents houses which meant that as we were both as horny as lifers we had to grab every opportunity have a sweaty assed session whenever we could. This resulted in…
- getting caught by the graveyard grounds man
- getting caught by my boss in a lay-by, while in the throws of oral.
- getting caught on a ferry coming back from Arran by an old couple looking to whale spot.
- getting caught by my neighbours outside my mums house.
- getting caught at New Year in my friends bathroom by around 30 people.

Recently my daughter asked where she was conceived, I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was on a stairway in an apartment block in Italy. Where we were then caught by a couple of children with buckets and spades.
(JellyBelly JellyBelly, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:56, 19 replies)

*starts the clock*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:09, closed)

What have I missed?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:11, closed)

CLOCK? Sorry I thought you said cock... which is what got me in so much trouble in the first place!
(JellyBelly JellyBelly, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, closed)

Why you gonna get all the Talk Boarders to come over ?
Yaaay
(Armorous Badger we rule, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:30, closed)

I hope your sig is a tribute to the Wee Papa Girl Rappers

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:31, closed)

It isn't but they were great................ish
Wee rule
wee papa rule the dance

In a brand-new fashion
in a dance hall style we rule.
Wee rule
Wee papa rule the world the dance
In a brand-new fashion
in a dance hall style we rule.
(JellyBelly JellyBelly, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:41, closed)

if you change the fist "m" to an "n" it'll look a lot more like it should

(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:46, closed)

Arnorous Badger
^see
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:46, closed)

Is this what JMG lives with every day?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 21:44, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
whale spotting..

you fat mess
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:13, closed)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:14, closed)

ULTIMATE YES!!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:15, closed)

pfft

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:16, closed)

lololololol

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, closed)

the irony is I was a slip of a girl then... whale spotting now!
(JellyBelly JellyBelly, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:17, closed)

how big was the bathroom?
did you get it confused with the pool?
( weaver., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:01, closed)

I was drunk and may have been seeing double.....
(JellyBelly JellyBelly, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:35, closed)

Sideplates.
Now this.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:38, closed)

Well
You were obviously rubbish at this 'having-sex-outdoors-without-being-caught" thing. I do hope you've stopped.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:49, closed)