Celebrations, anniversaries and milestones
Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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I haven't celebrated the fact I have recently discovered I am going to be a father
Because apparently you have to wait 12 weeks or some shit.
Until that time it isn't really real.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:26,
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Everybody hates you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:29,
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Congrats
And good luck with it all. Nice one!
I think you deserve a My Cock & Balls Work! night out.
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:32,
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Can you keep us informed of the availability of greetings cards for this type of celebration?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:37,
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it'd be easy enough
one of those online card design places - just upload a surprising photo....
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:58,
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prolly coz there's a one in five chance of miscarriage at that stage
but congratulations on overcoming your paedophile tendencies for long enough to drip a few motile sperm up an adult cunt
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:33,
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Look on it as an investment.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:39,
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I didn't think the mentally atypical went for deferred gratification.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:40,
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An investment that will demand further deposits for the next twenty years,
before dumping you in a care home?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:11,
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He'll give it some deposits, alright.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:38,
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Then kill it when it gets too old to be sexy.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42,
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CSI: The Grim North
These episodes are just writing themselves.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:47,
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I've got a horrible feeling this is another Friz fake infant death attention seeking ploy.
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sock puppet 94980 your personal details here, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:14,
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I feel like I've missed so much b3ta history.
Any links available?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:37,
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as long as she thinks it's yours and not mine
I'm happy.
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PooPants, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:19,
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Thisis totes going to be Friz's baby all over agin innit.
Only Sf will probably fuck it before it dies
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 0:08,
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You despicable human
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:09,
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Glad you're taking all these irreverent comments posted on a comedy messageboard VERY seriously indeed.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:51,
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Celebrate whenever you want.
Just be aware that spontaneous abortions and still births aren't pleasant. Emotional cripple that I am I even found a very late hevy period cause for some reflection.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:33,
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