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Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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Finally, someone with a weird internet list willing to show the class what he found in the arse folds of his fat wife.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28, 1 reply)
Finally, someone hiding behind a sock puppet account to TTT.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:02, closed)
Finally, an autist who has spent weeks of his life making lists about inconsequential events that people have made up anyway willing to admit that he doesn't know how an anonymous messageboard works.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:15, closed)
Is it so that saddos an tell people off for being silly online?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:18, closed)
I'm glad you have this level of self awareness mate. Delete that list mate, it's never been funny.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:35, closed)
I bet you used to write angry letters to the people who did Speak You're Branes as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:38, closed)
Thank you for referencing an obscure website that I've never heard of. Is that what inspired you to spend so much time making lists about stuff?

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:44, closed)
As I recall, it was a couple of slow hours on particularly rainy afternoon when the pub was closed and nothing was on the telly that inspired me to put it together.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:51, closed)
Yes dear.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:52, closed)
Plus, you know, if you can't take the piss out of someone throwing a tantrum because their dad suggests they should smarten themselves up for a family 'do' then you're probably some kind of weepy loser hiding behind a sock upper account.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:56, closed)
I understand it must be upsetting to be seen with someone so grossly overweight in public, but you need to stop taking it out on an anonymous messageboard.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:11, closed)
This years contest for "most angry and bitter sock-puppet," is shaping-up to be a real doozy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:30, closed)
I'd say the competition will be pretty stiff, but I doubt any of them are capable of erections.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:38, closed)
Speaking as a little man who can't achieve penetrative sex with his fat wife I'll have to go with your expertise in this area.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:47, closed)
Oh man, a 'NO U'.
All I need now is a TTT claim and I've got 4 corners.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:50, closed)
I dunno mate, it's physically impossible to have penetrative sex with a woman that size. It must make having erections with your little pecker somewhat redundant, no?

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:54, closed)
you've managed to get upset in a thread about cheap chocolates

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:44, closed)
Oh man, you are killing this site.
[insert 5000 words as to why] *feel smug* maybe a wank.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:58, closed)
Ho1y sh1t 1 must be in you3 lin3 of f1r3. Th15 mu57 b3 y0u ta31ng m3 do3n m4n.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:01, closed)
Yeah, that doesn't even make any sense.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:08, closed)
n00b

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:18, closed)
You decide to choose this example out of all the others.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:19, closed)
prick

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:55, closed)
This must be the hardmanning crossfire you were on about the other day during one of your hyperglycemic attacks when you seem to type all that embarrassing stuff on the internet and post sequential pictures of tragic pizza ovens.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:10, closed)
upset prick

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:31, closed)
No, you are the more upsettest.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:56, closed)
prick

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:04, closed)
^

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:34, closed)
I'm just glad I didn't do something really bad like post a picture of Bea Arthur in a strap-on or sutin.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:06, closed)

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