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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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'Be where'

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:11, 1 reply)
I still don't get it.
Could it be that it's not actually funny?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:36, closed)
It reads as "Be where the llama spits" - as an instruction
IE: Oi! You! Be where the llama spits!

He was (he went to where the llama spits), and it did (the llama did spit, and he was where it spat).

And thus the joke is now very, very dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:09, closed)
That is dreadfully unfunny.
and I say that as a dreadfully unfunny fucker myself.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:37, closed)
I concur.
It's even less funny than Russel Howard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:01, closed)

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