Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Penguin SuitFor reasons now lost in the anals of time, I once had to dress up as a penguin.* It must have been some event, as I remember we got our picture in the local paper. Even better, after the event we got to keep the costumes!
Now, for some reason, I really took to that costume. I wore it whenever possible: not just around the house, but in the street, in shops, everywhere. For several weeks I wore it all the time, and I was as happy as Rolf Harris in Mothercare.
Now when I look back, I realise with horror that I was "that kid". You know the one. Every neighbourhood has one: not crazy, just... different.
On the plus side, I suspect there are lots of us here on B3ta these days!
* "Well, I didn't *have* to"
(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:51, 4 replies)
Skill!Oops, misread "suit" as "shit".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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Actually it was pretty good(, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 14:20, closed)
Anals of timeI'm not sure if it was deliberate, but if it was, then well-played.
Also, this is one of my favourite penguin costumes images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090104233149/wikiality/images/2/23/Nun1.jpg (prob. NSFW)
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Ghoti Fingers, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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