Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Dog Food Dip.I hosted a rather large party at my house, years ago. Everyone was blind pissed.
Some strange bloke went through all the kitchen cupboards, fried up a big panful of tinned dog food and wandered around the house offering it to all and sundry as a dip. He even had big bag of corn chips to scrape off the last few morsels.
It smelled ok, to the average pissed person. Aftertaste was a bit wrong. No-one was any the wiser until the vomiting started.
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Ken Oath, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 15:55,
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You don't even own a dog.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:32,
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Do so! I got six of 'em. I just, um, lent them all out right now.
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Ken Oath, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:40,
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Frying is where he went wrong, you're supposed to eat it raw.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:38,
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It's a bitch trying to find crockery printed with 'Rover'.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:00,
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My dog loves dog food, so I don't know what your mates are complaining about.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:00,
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alright Oathsy you fearsome troll?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:10,
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