ok then, who
when visiting the toilet wipes their @rse then smells the wipe?

come on - be honest.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:24, 25 replies)

Not me

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:29, closed)

Nope....

(viciousal, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:32, closed)

err
you?
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:37, closed)

occasionally
I only mention this - even though its quite a private matter. But Animals do it, I can only assume its natural instinct similar to smelling your own farts. I think it gives you an idea of your Gut health.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:42, closed)

No I
just use the wipe and look method, if there is still bok on the rag I wipe again , until i see nothing
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:47, closed)

inlcude an occasional
sniff.

haha .
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:50, closed)

Haha..Don't think i can
bring myself to do it dude :P It's not as bad as smelling someone else's shizzy but still....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:55, closed)

It's spelt "arse".
(Oh, and: not me, you weirdo.)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 13:46, closed)

nup, not me.
(evil_hound last barked at the moon on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:03, closed)

Nope
I do on occasion inspect the colour of my faeces much in the same way as you might check to see what horrors you have expelled into the tissue when blowing your nose, but not once have I ever been tempted to give it a sniff.

You sir, are fucking weird.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:07, closed)

*bokes
not with my diet I don't.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:08, closed)

What's "wiping"?

(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:08, closed)

Nope
never done it.
Why would you do that?
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:32, closed)

Nope
The smell in the room gives me a good indication of what it smells like.

I bet you're tempted to see what it tastes like as well :/
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:52, closed)

no
because that would be disgusting.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)

i don't need to
it always smells of shit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:12, closed)

Speak for yourself
My shit doesn't stink
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:50, closed)

what pleasant imagery
No.
( rofl harris, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:51, closed)

Erm, no
I'll leave the brown nose to people at work etc.
(Cloudane, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:11, closed)

erm...
...no
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 16:43, closed)

ha ha...no.
but I do eat my bogies and have done for yonks. I read somewhere once that the small amounts of germs you get from bogies help the immune system...and I haven't been ill for yonks.
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:08, closed)

Arggh Underpant really!
Do they still taste salty and a bit gritty sometimes? Haven't done it since primary school (23 years ago :S). A kid I used to sit next to used to crisp them up on the radiator and save them till later. Having said that I have seen very attractive women having a good dig when they think nobody is watching on the motorway then eat the fuckers. I guess more people do it than would admit it...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:51, closed)

I'm being honest
And I've never done that.
(MikeyNiv can coin snatch 32 pennies, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 17:14, closed)

Well...
I can't leave triple Dan on his own. I wouldn't say it's a habit but it's certainly something I've done in the past. The last two times I remember doing it my instant reaction was to say "why the fuck have I just done that?"

I fully recommend not doing it.
(Elmintrude has lumps of it round the back, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:11, closed)

Honestly?
No.That's just weird and gross.
(kenzillion, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 6:14, closed)