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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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shhhh. it's because i have muscles of steel. i SQUEEZED it out.
you're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:10, 2 replies)
I bet you tied the poor fucking thing in a knot and shot it out the window. Hulk Snatch.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:49, closed)
This is some very surreal pandering...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, closed)
^It's almost brown pandering^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:09, closed)
Isn't it always, though?
Isn't it always?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:02, closed)
You mean I'm talking to a person and not simpering at an OMGIRL?
That's not called "surreal pandering". That's called being an adult. I realise it's not something one sees often around these parts.

SNIGGER ... "PARTS"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)
I've just never heard a girl being flattered on how muscley her snatch is before
Have you found this to be effective in the past?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:52, closed)
Did the bit where I said "I'm talking to a person and not simpering at an OMGIRL" not get through your web filters?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:55, closed)
Sorry, I must have been reading quietly
I get it now. This is taking it to "the next level". "Second base pandering", if you will.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:59, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:05, closed)
Is that where she shot you in the face with her Hulk Snatch?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:06, closed)
I hate you.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:11, closed)
lol, aww, cummere you...
*hugs*

Now, stop hanging around here talking about girls' naughty bits and go gaz Janet.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:18, closed)
I imagine it would be flattering
In the same way "I could cut diamonds with your cock, it's that hard"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:36, closed)
"a cat couldn't scratch it"
is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:47, closed)
I like the sound of Hulk snatch
The moment of transformation leaves the underwear in tatters, but leaves the shirt intact.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:39, closed)
Don't make it angry...
Or maybe it's the Purple Hulk Snatch - clever and broody, but always in hulk form, and not so strong.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:05, closed)

Tuppence of triumph
(DBS, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:24, closed)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:55, closed)

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