Special Edition Board Games
They always put out loads of new versions of old games for Christmas. But what ideas have they missed?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Black Friday alternatives
Blue Tuesday. All websites show free porn.
( p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Insects
invent a new insect, or enlarge them to human-scale and see how they cope in our society
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 4:50, Reply)

please can we do turtles now?

( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

how about going back and listing all the ideas that came second in the weekly vote?
i bet there are some good ideas in there that got thrown away needlessly
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:46, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Two word challenge "Upside Down"
(The mouth and eyes bandwagon has been quite fun)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Sell the un-sellable
'Drowning - it's the only way to go!' 'Give your car a unique design with... RUST!' Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Celebrity Cover Versions.
Awful celebrity cover versions are my favourite music genre, whether it be the cast of Allo Allo singing "Je t'aime" or that woman who couldn't drive singing "Driving in my car" and making us all laugh to number 54 in the chart.

But what other songs should famous people (or fictional characters) cover? Mock up the cover art / video frames / promotional material.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:01, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Things that go bump in the night
What are the creatures that make floorboards creak and curtains billow once the light is turned off?
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

SCIENCE! through the looking glass -
what if folklore, superstition, religion and general dunderheadedness had won out over SCIENCE! in our modern technology driven culture? how would we attempt to harvest energy? what products would be available and how would they be advertised? how would we be educated and employed? what would politics be like? what medicine would we take for what? laws? what media would we consume? steam driven laptops? what holidays would we celebrate? etc...
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

in honor of Rob Ford, alcoholic crack head mayor of Toronto, what might the world be like if more municipal, religious and world leaders did MASSIVE DRUGS?
(Matty73, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Hull
is going to be the City of culture - photoshop Hull
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Celebrity Headstones
fridgefreezer's suggestion is good, but i reckon it lacks scope. Design a celebrity's headstone (living or dead).
What would be the best memorial to Noel Edmonds, Charlie Chaplin, Barbara Woodhouse?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:39, Reply)

What would Time Team find in the 23rd Century? could they identify a Thunderbird bottle top?

( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:54, Reply)

something something Dr Who
made out of Lego
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 4:19, Reply)

Books from the Bargain Bin
What books never made it to the top of the pile? Which ones are destined to languish beneath old Jeffrey Archer titles in the remainders bin in Oxfam?

Channel your inner Robin Ince and share your personal bad book collection.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Design your headstone / funeral
Yeah, morbid I know but Atomic's graveyard scene got me thinking that boring old headstones and sad ceremonies could do with an update.

So, how would you like to go, be remembered, and what would you put on your headstone (other than TOAST (Text On A STone))?

...I'm now wondering if I could write a CDC-headstone into my will, but my other half would kill me.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

People of the past in the modern day
If famous people of the past were alive today, what would they be doing? How would they change the world again?
( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Baz Luhrmanize
You know how Baz Luhrman likes to mix things up a bit. Yeah. That.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Delete the Past
Get to work in the Ministry of Truth and delete the past, just like the Conservatives did with their internet history.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)

Traffic Cones wearing statues as hats
The BBC beat me to my original suggestion:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-24925296
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Facial hair
Speaks for itself really.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 18:17, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

ANIMALS WITH BEAKS
EEEEEEEEEEK A REEEEEEEEEEK A BEAK
...maybe I should elaborate - animals that where not intended to have beaks, with beaks...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Owner Manual for Cats
Had a stern chat with my cat this morning informing her that the owner's manual stated that she would wake me up every morning with a gentle display of cuteness which she had failed to do, instead opting for sleeping until 10:30am on the spare bed. Hence my late start to the Saturday.

So I thought how great it would be to do an instruction manual for cats, fifties style in red and black print, when I suddenly remembered that I have no actual graphic design skills and my last image post was an exercises in group humiliation due to it mostly being white space (I'm not bitter, really).

So over to the experts then... Cat owner manuals, dog instructions, whatever.
(strongp, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Renaissance Superheroes
Worth1000 did a photoshop compo on superheroes in art, and it turned out some quite good outcomes.

design.org/blog/modern-renaissance-superhero-designs-altered-art

And we all know that anything that Worth1000 can do, b3ta can do better, right? Better, or, at the very least, with more cocks.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Xmas Cards
Christmas cards are so boring. Can B3tans give me some better quality ones I can print out?
(anonybloke, Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Clunge Dentistry
Despite being a friendly term for gynaecologists coined by Captn Hood-Butter, Google has almost no results for "clunge dentist", indicating a lack of widespread use. Help put this right and celebrate the wonders of modern gynaecology clunge dentistry.


(Honourable Member is upstanding, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 19:08, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

inaprpriate childrens tv
What if childrens tv turned bad? blue peter became electric bluepeter, postman pat became post op pat? or john cravens reacharound?
(mossop ginjaninja, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:40, Reply)