My job: Expectation vs Reality
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
Hare Hare, settle down chaps
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Ken Oath, Tue 13 May 2014, 9:11,
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Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 13 May 2014, 10:00,
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is there some damp in your dial up - better phone freeserve
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:46,
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Seriously - if you'll get into trouble at work if you get caught skiving on b3ta...
...don't skive on b3ta.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:16,
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stealing amorous badger's lines now?
why can't you come up with anything original? like, ever??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:23,
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wut?
It's not an AB line, just a word of sense. If pictures posted on a messageboard which allows image hosting will get you caught, you have two options.
/talk
Just don't log in to read qotw.
It ent rocket surgery.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:26,
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I thought QOTFW was about writing things, not posting pictures.
I thought posting pictures was what /board was for.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:48,
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if that was the case then it wouldn't allow images
Why not just stick to Top Tips instead?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:02,
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Don't ya backchat me ya little bollix, Crilly.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 May 2014, 13:03,
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I AM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MASSIVE OTTERS!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 13 May 2014, 12:40,
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