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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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The fact that this part of B3TA is more often - either lies,
or stretched truths, would give the impression us B3tans are quite good liars...

5 pages by Wednesday would point to this being not so.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:52, 19 replies)
This post has just broken my brain.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:57, closed)
Still, I'm sure your dog will cheer you up.
Take him for a walk and a game of fetch, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:00, closed)
Good idea - I'll do that.
Just need to remember where I put his lead - us dog owners never remember where we put their leads, and I'm no exception with my dog! Because I do have a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:05, closed)
It's over there by the litter tray.
just behind the scratching post.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:05, closed)
I can't say I agree with that
I think you're lying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:07, closed)
At least you
know what he's saying.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:14, closed)
No I don't
You're lying

Etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, closed)
Chinny
reckon
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:03, closed)
Jimmy
Hill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:07, closed)
Tutan
khaaaaaaamun.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:10, closed)
Um... Quentin
Tarantiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiino
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:16, closed)
Oh.
a new one.

'fraid I stopped at Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Hill.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:19, closed)
How could I forget Sir Bruce?!
Or, more pertinently; why has it taken me so long?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:30, closed)
It's too specific
"Lies that went on too long" -- personally, I can't think of any.
If it had just been "Lies", I think we'd have more tales.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:38, closed)
Any lie is one that has gone on too long.
/Moral highground.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:40, closed)
Well look on the bright side
at least we'll have more time for the inevitable, terrible punning
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:42, closed)
Ive got a Jean Luc Picard head in hands pic
on standby...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:48, closed)
Now
don't start wrecking things now.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 8:45, closed)
The Archive is testimony, amongst other things, of b3tans being poor liars.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 12:56, closed)

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