repeated LOL
Those of you with kids will know. One of the delights of having the little perishers is their fondness for repetition. For most people watching the same DVD every week for 6 months would be pretty tedious.

Not so the under 7's they love it. My little duckling really likes Finding Nemo so for months whenever we have some TV time finding Nemo comes out. But even though I must have seen it 100's of times there are little bits of it that still make me laugh.

Dory talking whale particularly ...it's making me grin just typing about it.

That means I have the metal age of seven or Finding Nemo is a comic masterpiece...
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:19, 31 replies)

you're an idiot and your kids are stupid.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:24, closed)

And they say that /qotw has become spiteful and insular.
Tsk.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:33, closed)

It's the warm sense of caring and compassion that binds us all as a community.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12, closed)

*bums*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:47, closed)

bumlord

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:07, closed)

Bum, then,
wherever you may be,
I am the lord of the bums, says me..
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:40, closed)

Bum, they told me, paruppa bum bum!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:41, closed)

Merry Christmas, up your bum.
/Shaking "like a shitting dog" Stevens
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:45, closed)

Bum free,
as free as your mum blows...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58, closed)

Me too...
I'm the same with the film 'Elf'.

Watched it again on Channel 4 last night.

Still makes me laugh.
(Barnetboy, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:32, closed)

I sometimes watch films and they make me feel something a bit.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:18, closed)

I can't believe you just said that, how do you sleep at night

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:25, closed)

I'm hitler :(

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:52, closed)

I heard that Eva Braun was a right goer. You lucky cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:07, closed)

Last time she sucked something long and hard,
it took the back of her head off.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:45, closed)

With us
it's "How to train your dragon". Bestest of the childrens filums
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:35, closed)

Superb film, but I prefer 'Tangled'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:04, closed)

yup
tangled, seen it at least 100 times now...

Maximus!!
( zulu eh?, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:20, closed)

Chicken Little, Despicable Me, Monsters Vs. Aliens & Megamind.
She's also sometimes partial to Hitchhikers (the new 1 not the tv series - sadly)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04, closed)

Friends of mine went to s Save the Whales type gig
It was full of idiot hippies comparing the plight of the whales to that of Nelson Mandela.
When one of my friends stared talking whale they fell about laughing and had to leave before they got thrown out.
You're not the only one that finds Nemo great fun and is old enough to know better
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:27, closed)

Why the fuck are you watching it?
Will the kid eat its own shit if you leave it alone with the telly?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:06, closed)

Every parent has their own bonding ritual.
Mine is filling my child with ice cream.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:45, closed)

You mean semen, don't you?
D:
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:09, closed)

No, I get a little man from the village in for those kinds of jobs.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:46, closed)

I dunno because I'm quite fond of her
and I like spending time with her... I'm a funny dad like that

we sit on the sofa together and eat popcorn and chocs

It's not Nemo every time it's just her favorite. I get to chose the (age appropriate) film sometimes ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:06, closed)

This is creepy.
Nobody likes their children surely.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:07, closed)

Fair enough.
I suppose some dads just aren't equipped to do any actual parenting and have to resort to telly. I'm glad I'm not one of them but I sympathize with your parental incapacity.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:55, closed)

So to dump a kid on it's own in front of the TV is good
to watch with a kid is crap parenting

Jesus could you be any more of a sanctimonious cunt?

We do loads of stuff together ...not that I give a flying fuck what you think
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:01, closed)

You've watched the film hundreds of times by your own admission.
You've spent hundreds of hours that you could have used to do something constructive sitting on your fat, useless arse. You fat, useless arse.

I may be a sanctimonious cunt, but at least my kids won't grow up remembering me as the fat, useless arse who used to watch shitty kids telly because he was too fat and fucking useless to do anything else. The lazy fat cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:11, closed)

No'ffence like.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:17, closed)

none taken

It's a comedy site after all

and that did make me laugh you massive gaping asshole :P

just tell me it's okay for me and my kid to watch some telly after we have spent the day doing other great father daughter things like eating McDonalds and letting her watch me squander my dole money in the bookies/pub*



* lies
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:11, closed)