I did quite a lot of speed back in the day.
Really quite a lot, for days on end, sometimes. Not good.

As anyone who's done it will know, the comedown is equal and can be quite horrific - vomiting, loss of appetite, and, certainly for me, extreme paranoia. A well enough portrayed short film would be a fine anti-drugs advert.

One morning, on a bus that only had about five gribbles coming back from collecting their pensions, I got off three miles early and walked home, because I realised they were all talking about me.

Except, on sobering up, I realised they probably didn't even know was there.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:41, 24 replies)

Oh man, I love QOTW. It's my favourite part of the site. Such funny stories. Banter, lol.

(__, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, closed)

If you don't like it
then don't bother coming over here. You don't see QOTWer's coming over to talk and shitting all over it, so why do you bother over here?
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, closed)

I clearly said I do like it, though.

(__, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:01, closed)

There needs to be an emoticon for
'no honestly, I'm being sincere'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:02, closed)

Ah, of course
The ever intelligent "I'm being sarcastic but if you ask me a question about being sarcastic I'll act like I wasn't being sarcastic" wit.
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:05, closed)

What.

(__, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:13, closed)

YOU HEARD ME!

( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:17, closed)

That's only because as soon as one of the lying little shitcunts wanders into /talk, they immediately get destroyed in a gigantic ball of truth-filled flame.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:04, closed)

Wow.
Just, wow.
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:06, closed)

Careful now,
he's a lvl 100000000 sorcerer, we are but lvl 1 druids.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:09, closed)

Oh, you CAD!

(__, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:14, closed)

I could have sworn that Druid was actually a level 25 rape-eyes.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:19, closed)

You're not doing the man credit.
He's a level 97 monobrowed rape-eyes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:39, closed)

Hahahahahaha
Jesus Christ.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:14, closed)

Where would we be without /talk?
A whole board of people defending online truth from behind false names.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:16, closed)

Internet truth is serious business.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:17, closed)

Evidently.
Don't tell the truth and apparently you get Destroyed (TM).
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:18, closed)

We'd be Mumsnet
AND NO ONE WANTS THAT
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:28, closed)

No, Yourmumsnet.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:31, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:50, closed)

Ha!
That'd actually be worth seeing.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:36, closed)

couldn't they blend in by creating a stupifyingly-dull thread about what they're having for tea, ending with a sickeningly faux-cute 'Nyom!'?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:56, closed)

What the fuck is going on here?
Massive handbag fight?
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)

Well, at least you got some exercise, probably sorted you out some :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:10, closed)