Feed the birds not the cat
If you had a (well fed) cat and you also put some bread out in the garden for the birdies, would you expect said cat to:

a) lurk in hedge, wait for the birdies to fly down for the bread and then *pounce* birdies for tea?
OR
b) eat the bread, vomit on the hall carpet and then lie under the bed looking bilious and bewildered?

*sigh* I think I have a beta cat.

First post, long time lurker, please be kind and feed the birdies.
( Curtainsnotclutches, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:06, 6 replies)

You're one of us now!
Maniacal laugh.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:10, closed)

Haha - is there a prize for the correct answer?

( 4Q just lurking, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 19:52, closed)

That depends on whether you like Dettol :)

( Curtainsnotclutches, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 20:06, closed)

I like this.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 21:19, closed)

I thought that the B3ta cat passed away
many moons ago. Some one check with the leader!
Clicky for bilious and bewildered!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 23:59, closed)

Bilious & Bewildered
I think that's the name of the solicitors I'm using at the moment.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 7:46, closed)