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Oh chompy....weather's nice innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Lol,yeah, I hope it sticks until after 5 because it could be first beer garden evening of the year.
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We should try and persuade tangles to delete his too.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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But Chompy deletes threads so I don't have to(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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Don't make me step you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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I've gazzed plumdozer, just to be on the safe side.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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More of a bluesman, I think.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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I do own some desert boots and a three-button suitBut I don't have a parka or a scooter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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That would be lovely, trying to cut down on my boozing thoughi have growna paunch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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Bit windy up here, but sunny enough.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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I dunno, I hit F5 and suddenly there it was, gone.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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4EVA IN R HARTS.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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I feel if he opened better lines of communication with his sister downstairs he wouldn't end up in the national newspapers quite so often(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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He came to a bash a few days after that epic chapter.That wasn't awkward in the slightest. "Who are you?" "I'm HairPot." "Oh, that bloke who erm, never mind"
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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This is something I know nothing ofand I thought I had all the batshit breakdowns covered.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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I didn't see it but he threatened to commit suicide on here, then Poppet saved his life from the other side of the world. Or something.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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He just gazzed her, to say he was going to top himselfhe didn't post a "I'm ending it all thread"
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I did say 'or something'.Wasn't there a thread in the aftermath, though?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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Poppet did a sort of, help me get hold of him threadand people 1: helped and 2: took the piss, a lot.
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Oh, that one.yeah, I did know about it. What do sisters have to do with it?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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Bert Monkeysex's ill-advised Tina Turner tribute single.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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Oh, I say, NasserThat was a decent enough delivery, but he's somehow got underneath it and smashed it back over the bowler's head for a beautifully clean six. Outstanding.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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I am unashamedly pleased with it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22,
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Oh, you card.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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The poor bloke looked like a rabbit caught in headlights most of the night.Hats off to him for turning up, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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Dude, jokes on you lot, he only went to cheer himself up amongst the traincrash of offtopic(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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i don't think you should be making suicide jokes what with what happened to BGB(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
BOO HOO, PICKING ON PEOPLE!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:25,
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shut it druggie, you've ruined your own life, stay out of other peoples(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I got one of those spooky beyond the grave gazzez from herIt's Macbeth or some shit like that
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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Funny, she was up visiting at the weekend.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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I have never eaten at a Bernie Inn in my life, let alone spent a whole weekend in one.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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I know a right slag called Bernadette if that'll help broaden your horizons(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
People like Quinten think Berni Inns are 'well classy' and serve great steaks.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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seriously, why have you not dropped this? why do you continue to try to bully me?are you so unsatisfied with your life that this is the only happiness you get?
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I've had a fanstastic idea.Why don't you delete your account and kill yourself?
Actually don't listen to me, in your present unstable condition I don't want to plant the seeds of an idea like that. I couldn't live with myself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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waht an awful thing for a bankrupt drug addicted failed father to say to someone with a decent life who he is jealous of(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Your 'decent life' consists of being a student, right?Sorry, I remember now, you admitted that was a lie. I meant 'helicopter pilot'. Oh no, sorry, you admitted that was a lie too. I meant 'super hot-shot business man'. Sorry, I meant 'truth fairy'. Et cetera, ad nauseum.
It's all so hard to keep up with, you mentally ill Walter Mitty fantasist. Can't you just stick to the one pathetic lie? It would make things a lot easier.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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sorry but shut the fuck up you druggie prickyes, i was messing about when i first came on here, the thing about QOTW is that its full of lies, you idiot. Apologies that went over your head.
All that stuff was in my first few weeks here, I've been honest as the day is long ever since, you bankrupt parentfail
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Oh Quinten. More lies!Do you even know what the truth is, any more?
When you get home to Dawn do you have to check yourself at the front door to make sure you're being the 'right' personality?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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my girlfriend is not called dawnare you having drug-induced hallucinations? poor Monty Jnr having to put up with this
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He also has to make sure he's wearing his awesome band t-shirtfarm4.staticflickr.com/3118/2594557973_bd89f7d3b0_b.jpg
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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Everyone knows that Angus Steakhouses are where it's at.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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There is something fascinating about those places.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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Whilst I'm sure this place is even less classy, I really want to try this challenge.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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It does have something of the munchy box about it, no?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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As I've said, I wouldn't knowNever had a munchy box in my life.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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Fine, we had a nice weekend.Couple of good walks, out to see a punk band on Saturday night.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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Internet mentals in "being a bit mental" shocker.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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You just wanted to see what would happen if 15-20 people at various locations around the country were suddenly simultaneously discombobulated, didn't you(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I like to think that's basically what I said but with marginally less verbal diarrhoea
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Quintin had a bert style meltdownwhilst arguing with monty, then Chompy delted the thread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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no a more accurate description would be monty kept posting shitso i said he was a druggie who shouldn't pick on people, in caps.
Repeatedly
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I kept zinging your arse off for being a peasant and you lost it.FFS everyone read it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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Past tense.'Read', not 'read'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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personally i think he is a very successful druggie cunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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Certainly, surely a failed druggie cunt would be Amy Winehouse?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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I failed when i got scared on some strong cough medicine and tried to eat my own face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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The thought of this amuses me greatly.The worst I've been on any medication was the first time I took co-codamol. I tried to counteract the drowsiness with energy drinks, and just wandered round in a haze for 8 hours.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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in that he is a druggie and a cunt? yesbut as a human being, FAILURE x infinity
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Yes, I'm the cunt.It's me. Definitely not you. I've been repeatedly called a cunt and told to fuck off on here. It happens all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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i bet it does, but yes you're definitely the cuntyou dish it out but can't take it
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Surely that's a prick/cock/penis/schlong/purple headed yoghurt slinger then?I mean, as your sister knows, cunts can take all sorts.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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Righto.What I need to do is calmly and stoically absorb it, like you've done today, right? Just so I understand how it's best handled. Thanks awfully for your help.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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shut the fuck up you druggie pricki can take it fine thank you very much, but as soon as anyone says anything bad about you being a total failure I'm the bad guy
you needed telling, you mong
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You *are* taking it fine.Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You're definitely telling the truth here, once again. No lying going on here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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i absolutely am, jsut because i keep pointing out taht as a bankrupt, drug addict who never sees his kid you are a failuredoesn't mean i'm upset, even if i use caps or swears
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He wishes.Rory has wit, barbed or otherwise. Old bullshit-boy here isn't fit to clean Rory's shoes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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fuck off druggiego and bankrupt yourself and neglect your child, there's a good boy
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Look mate I know you're smarter than you make outHammering the same point home isn't going to rile Monty, it's just making you look a bit daft. If he bothers you that much, that's what the ignore button is for; if not, let it go.
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He put me on ignore last week.Except he hadn't really. It was a lie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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yes i did, and i should have kept you thereyou're the biggest mong here, with your complete failure at life and lack of any acknowledgement of it, you're pathetic
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That's my career as a negotiator over thenCould you two relocate down below if you must persist?
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I didn't because some chump deleted itwhilst I was on my lunchbreak :(
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Kroney, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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It was not entirely dissimilar to what is unfolding above.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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that's a crap questionhere, have some more crap questions. actually i really want to know the answer to the first one. badger?? if you just need something sweet, is it bollocks to think that something like a couple of haribos are better for you than chocolate? is it bollocks that people above the age of babyhood should eschew all dairy? what other "health" fads can you debunk, or what do you stick to like the slutty glue that you are?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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all health fads tend to be bollocks."eat stuff. not too much. ideally some of it should be plants" is all anyone with an IQ higher than a Red Setter needs to know.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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I am nicking thatGreat phrasing, moderation is all anyone needs to know.
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I nicked it from someone else.So go for it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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Keats' slightly duller first draft...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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Darth shouold stop eating so much 'hot meat' probably(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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Oh manI had Chicken Zhal Zul on Saturday, and a tuna spiced kebab (!)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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Zhal Zul chickeni can work out a tuna kebab* for myself
*minge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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A spicy onion/tomato based sauce with Naga chillies inA bit nom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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Fucking hell, that sounds rather strong(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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It was a touch fiery, yesFucking tasty though. Unlike the 6'5" tranny sat at the next table with worse stubble than me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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I thought AA had finally gone through puberty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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HahaSeriously though, I wish I was 6'5", I'm a fucking midget!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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OK Battered, give AA his etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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That's why I kept mostly quiet when you were taking the piss out of himI'm about the same size
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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Whilst I am not the tallest here, I can afford to buy food rather than scrabble in the gutter for rotten food once the farmers market has finished like some people on here.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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He calls it Freeganism(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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If only I were a rich businessman like 'Sir Alan' Ofitweak!*sigh*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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i wouldn't say i was rich but i do alrightcertainly nowhere near bankruptcy
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post another pic of yourselfa different one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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yeah tahts a good idea, what with your constant response to the other one(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
i don't believe you have more than one picture of that gormless neckless cretin(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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It's ok, there's a picture of him linked up there ^^(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11,
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i couldn't give a fuck what you think, you're a fat desperate internet mental(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
another record you need to change, darlingyou started off shit and dull, but now you're shit, dull and endlessly repetitive.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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is that the best you've got?the sister-syphilis must have rotted what was left of your brain.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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nope, the only reason i'm having a go today is because i got tired of going around in the same circle every dayyou're jsut compounding that, so stop it, make a serious point, or fuck off
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no fucking wayyou're melting like an ice cream in the sun, it's great fun.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22,
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niceyou love ganging up on people and making them snap? horrific bullying
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you're better than someyou don't stick your thumb in your mouth like a retarded little passive-aggressive child at least
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:35,
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Your new blonde hair really suits you (!)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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Well, you know how fond I am of dyeing my hair.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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*something witty about Ghostbusters*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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There is nothing witty about Ghostbusters. In fact there is nothing funny about it at all. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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I think the fact that Bill Murray refuses to do the third one is hilarious.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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Three visits in one day?and on the day when Bert's mask keeps slipping?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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It's remarkable isn't it*?*No.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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can't afford sunshine eh?EDIT: fucksocks, i don'ty know who is who anymore
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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Everyone bar you and me is Bert.Hope this helps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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imeasurablyit's just you and me Monty you and me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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I thought I was The cat hater?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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It's so confusing!This web of deceit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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hi original monty,what does Lusty make you dress up as to improve your flagging sex life?
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13 years?how stalkily accurate.
you berting freak.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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it was discussed in the last thread, sorry swipeit turns out he fell outside of the divide by two, plus 7 thing
making him a creepy old perv man, and her daddy fucked damaged goods
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No it didn't, she's bang on the line.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:30,
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He's not very bright, AA. Best not to confuse him.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32,
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she would be if it wasn't a 12 and a half year differencehe's a peado who can't get women his own age because most men his age are financially secrue
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Difference is, his girlfriend exists.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:59,
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This is what happens to people who are mean online www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17434587
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His defence seems reasonableAfter all some of his friends are from different cultural backgrounds.
I see on that same page that poor little Richard Bacon has been the victim of some mean online bullies too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11,
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He's all confused about his war on 'trolls', a number of people firmly believe that he's a weapons grade penis, how does relaying this on public message boards make them 'trolls' to be hunted down and exposed in his sun column?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:15,
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I like that coked up DISGRACED childrens TV presenters are telling me about morals now.(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Before what?You realised that she's just as lively in bed as your sister, which brings you to the crashing reality that it's not her who has the problem, just that no woman could ever climax whilst being prodded by something that looks (and no doubt smells) like prawns that have been left out in the sun for a week?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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waht are you going on about you mental spaz?has the grief driven you insane?
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You pointed out that you'd give my Mum 5 minutesI simply responded in kind.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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Going down each month.Like Dawn on the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers.
Except my mortgage isn't kneeling in a puddle of piss round the back of Clinton Cards, with a Lambert and Butler in one hand and the dribbling penis of a braindead squaddie in the other.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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No, my bank balance isn't a common slut either.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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just your girlfriend then? she must be dead cheap going out with you(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Oh man there's no way I can compete with this erudite repartee.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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you're right, cos no matter how shit i am at englishyou will always only ever be a drugged-up financially fucked failure who never sees his daughter and only has a girlfriend because she has daddy issues
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oh and also for some reason believes in beheading pimpsverily, forsooth
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You truly are most upset about me, aren't you?I apologise for making you so angry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22,
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his "girlfriend" is going out with a divorced desperado who hangs around her office at lunchtimebecause of his innate terror of being alone for a minute. she must be a peach. or a cracker. maybe some combination of the two.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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for the love of god drop it swipeyes, i have a girlfriend, yes we see each other at lunchtime because we don't live together and don't see each other every evening.
I know you're bitter about being fat and alone, but please, seriously jsut drop it, this isn't big or cool or clever
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you are a needy whiney little desperado and it's not surprising your wife ditched youit IS surprising you have suckered another woman into your clingy little net, but as everything else you've posted is bullshit, she probably is too.
now you've made me think of the witch in the wizard of oz. you're meeeeeeeellllllting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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there's no windows left in that glasshouse of yours, neckless(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32,
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see? i have no idea why you're so mean to mei thought we used to have chemistry :(
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I think his hatred of cats stems from trying to fuck one and getting clawed in the scrotum. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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His wife left him when he called himself the wrong name in bed one night.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:31,
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Oh fuck me, this is boring.Somebody text me when one of these idiotic people gets bored, flounces or kills themselves, please. I'm going back to work.
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Kroney, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32,
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I like how kroneys turned this whole spat into a deflector for his own ONLINE ATTENTIONI@M GOING EVERYONE DON@T MISS ME TOO MUCH
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:34,
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Kroneys log: Sad date 24.654.33.1My diplomatic mission to the Planet offtopic has failed, the Quentenites have attacked the Boyces and the escalation has brought in neighbouring races, the pigmy like race of Battereds and the aquatic whale race of swipes.
The interplanetary council is failing, there is no more hope. War is coming.
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back to work admin-boythat £20k won't earn itself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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Don't start on him otherwise there'll be more thread deleting(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:42,
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mehi don't think today would be any loss to anyone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:44,
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