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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh chompy....
weather's nice innit
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:18, 277 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Lol,
yeah, I hope it sticks until after 5 because it could be first beer garden evening of the year.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
We should try and persuade tangles to delete his too.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
But Chompy deletes threads so I don't have to

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
are youa mod?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Don't make me step you

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Oh my God you're a fuckin NARC!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I'm warning you

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I've gazzed plumdozer, just to be on the safe side.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
More of a bluesman, I think.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I do own some desert boots and a three-button suit
But I don't have a parka or a scooter.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
That would be lovely, trying to cut down on my boozing though
i have growna paunch
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I've lost a lot of weight recently, so I can induldge tonight.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Bit windy up here, but sunny enough.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Christ, I go do some work...
What happened there then?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I dunno, I hit F5 and suddenly there it was, gone.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Hairpot must've posted

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
4EVA IN R HARTS.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I feel if he opened better lines of communication with his sister downstairs he wouldn't end up in the national newspapers quite so often

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
He came to a bash a few days after that epic chapter.
That wasn't awkward in the slightest. "Who are you?" "I'm HairPot." "Oh, that bloke who erm, never mind"
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is something I know nothing of
and I thought I had all the batshit breakdowns covered.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I didn't see it
but he threatened to commit suicide on here, then Poppet saved his life from the other side of the world. Or something.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
He just gazzed her, to say he was going to top himself
he didn't post a "I'm ending it all thread"
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I did say 'or something'.
Wasn't there a thread in the aftermath, though?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Poppet did a sort of, help me get hold of him thread
and people 1: helped and 2: took the piss, a lot.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Oh, that one.
yeah, I did know about it. What do sisters have to do with it?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Bert Monkeysex's ill-advised Tina Turner tribute single.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
10/10 and click

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Oh, I say, Nasser
That was a decent enough delivery, but he's somehow got underneath it and smashed it back over the bowler's head for a beautifully clean six. Outstanding.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
i can't stop laughing
well done
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I am unashamedly pleased with it.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I asked him if he'd had a good week...

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Oh, you card.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I didn't realise who he was until someone mentioned it.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
The poor bloke looked like a rabbit caught in headlights most of the night.
Hats off to him for turning up, though.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Dude, jokes on you lot, he only went to cheer himself up amongst the traincrash of offtopic

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i don't think you should be making suicide jokes what with what happened to BGB

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
BOO HOO, PICKING ON PEOPLE!!!!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
shut it druggie, you've ruined your own life, stay out of other peoples

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
I got one of those spooky beyond the grave gazzez from her
It's Macbeth or some shit like that
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
no waY!
your losing it mate
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Funny, she was up visiting at the weekend.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)
you sick weekends at bernies cunt

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I have never eaten at a Bernie Inn in my life, let alone spent a whole weekend in one.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I know a right slag called Bernadette if that'll help broaden your horizons

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
golf clap

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
People like Quinten think Berni Inns are 'well classy' and serve great steaks.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
seriously, why have you not dropped this? why do you continue to try to bully me?
are you so unsatisfied with your life that this is the only happiness you get?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I've had a fanstastic idea.
Why don't you delete your account and kill yourself?

Actually don't listen to me, in your present unstable condition I don't want to plant the seeds of an idea like that. I couldn't live with myself.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
waht an awful thing for a bankrupt drug addicted failed father to say to someone with a decent life who he is jealous of

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Your 'decent life' consists of being a student, right?
Sorry, I remember now, you admitted that was a lie. I meant 'helicopter pilot'. Oh no, sorry, you admitted that was a lie too. I meant 'super hot-shot business man'. Sorry, I meant 'truth fairy'. Et cetera, ad nauseum.

It's all so hard to keep up with, you mentally ill Walter Mitty fantasist. Can't you just stick to the one pathetic lie? It would make things a lot easier.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
sorry but shut the fuck up you druggie prick
yes, i was messing about when i first came on here, the thing about QOTW is that its full of lies, you idiot. Apologies that went over your head.

All that stuff was in my first few weeks here, I've been honest as the day is long ever since, you bankrupt parentfail
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Oh Quinten. More lies!
Do you even know what the truth is, any more?

When you get home to Dawn do you have to check yourself at the front door to make sure you're being the 'right' personality?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)
my girlfriend is not called dawn
are you having drug-induced hallucinations? poor Monty Jnr having to put up with this
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
He also has to make sure he's wearing his awesome band t-shirt
farm4.staticflickr.com/3118/2594557973_bd89f7d3b0_b.jpg
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Everyone knows that Angus Steakhouses are where it's at.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
There is something fascinating about those places.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Whilst I'm sure this place is even less classy, I really want to try this challenge.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
It does have something of the munchy box about it, no?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
As I've said, I wouldn't know
Never had a munchy box in my life.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Needs more kebab meat.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
How is she?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Fine, we had a nice weekend.
Couple of good walks, out to see a punk band on Saturday night.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Good good

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Alive, I'll wager

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Too much crazy for one thread, it broke.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Internet mentals in "being a bit mental" shocker.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
They can spew their crazy in their own threads.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
You just wanted to see what would happen if 15-20 people at various locations around the country were suddenly simultaneously discombobulated, didn't you

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I did it more "for the lolz"

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I like to think that's basically what I said
but with marginally less verbal diarrhoea
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)
15-20?
3 + lots of quentins
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Worst holiday package tour EVER

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
What'd I miss??

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Quintin had a bert style meltdown
whilst arguing with monty, then Chompy delted the thread
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I see

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)
no a more accurate description would be monty kept posting shit
so i said he was a druggie who shouldn't pick on people, in caps.

Repeatedly
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I kept zinging your arse off for being a peasant and you lost it.
FFS everyone read it.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
It was quite exceptionally funny

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
They can't.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Past tense.
'Read', not 'read'.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Deliberate missinterpretation for comic effect.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
It sure worked.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
He's very witty

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
shut the fuck up you failed druggie cunt

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
personally i think he is a very successful druggie cunt

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Certainly, surely a failed druggie cunt would be Amy Winehouse?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I failed when i got scared on some strong cough medicine and tried to eat my own face

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
The thought of this amuses me greatly.
The worst I've been on any medication was the first time I took co-codamol. I tried to counteract the drowsiness with energy drinks, and just wandered round in a haze for 8 hours.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
in that he is a druggie and a cunt? yes
but as a human being, FAILURE x infinity
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Yes, I'm the cunt.
It's me. Definitely not you. I've been repeatedly called a cunt and told to fuck off on here. It happens all the time.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
i bet it does, but yes you're definitely the cunt
you dish it out but can't take it
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Surely that's a prick/cock/penis/schlong/purple headed yoghurt slinger then?
I mean, as your sister knows, cunts can take all sorts.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Righto.
What I need to do is calmly and stoically absorb it, like you've done today, right? Just so I understand how it's best handled. Thanks awfully for your help.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)
shut the fuck up you druggie prick
i can take it fine thank you very much, but as soon as anyone says anything bad about you being a total failure I'm the bad guy

you needed telling, you mong
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
You *are* taking it fine.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You're definitely telling the truth here, once again. No lying going on here.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
i absolutely am, jsut because i keep pointing out taht as a bankrupt, drug addict who never sees his kid you are a failure
doesn't mean i'm upset, even if i use caps or swears
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Change the record Quentin
You're starting to sound like Rory
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)
He wishes.
Rory has wit, barbed or otherwise. Old bullshit-boy here isn't fit to clean Rory's shoes.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
fuck off druggie
go and bankrupt yourself and neglect your child, there's a good boy
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
i'm trying to darth but he won't leave it well alone

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Look mate I know you're smarter than you make out
Hammering the same point home isn't going to rile Monty, it's just making you look a bit daft. If he bothers you that much, that's what the ignore button is for; if not, let it go.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
He put me on ignore last week.
Except he hadn't really. It was a lie.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
yes i did, and i should have kept you there
you're the biggest mong here, with your complete failure at life and lack of any acknowledgement of it, you're pathetic
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
That's my career as a negotiator over then
Could you two relocate down below if you must persist?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
i'll jack it in when she does

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I didn't because some chump deleted it
whilst I was on my lunchbreak :(
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It was not entirely dissimilar to what is unfolding above.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Oh. Oh I see.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
hmm
u o
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Lonchbreak?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:00, Reply)
no
it spells "cunt"
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
that's a crap question
here, have some more crap questions. actually i really want to know the answer to the first one. badger?? if you just need something sweet, is it bollocks to think that something like a couple of haribos are better for you than chocolate? is it bollocks that people above the age of babyhood should eschew all dairy? what other "health" fads can you debunk, or what do you stick to like the slutty glue that you are?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)
all health fads tend to be bollocks.
"eat stuff. not too much. ideally some of it should be plants" is all anyone with an IQ higher than a Red Setter needs to know.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I am nicking that
Great phrasing, moderation is all anyone needs to know.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I nicked it from someone else.
So go for it.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Keats' slightly duller first draft...

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Surely
Roy Castle's less successful follow up... yadda yadda
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Darth shouold stop eating so much 'hot meat' probably

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Oh man
I had Chicken Zhal Zul on Saturday, and a tuna spiced kebab (!)
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
wassat then?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Which one?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Zhal Zul chicken
i can work out a tuna kebab* for myself



*minge
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
A spicy onion/tomato based sauce with Naga chillies in
A bit nom
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Fucking hell, that sounds rather strong

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
It was a touch fiery, yes
Fucking tasty though. Unlike the 6'5" tranny sat at the next table with worse stubble than me
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
My 'Mach 3' is broken, OK?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I thought AA had finally gone through puberty

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Haha
Seriously though, I wish I was 6'5", I'm a fucking midget!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
OK Battered, give AA his etc

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
That's why I kept mostly quiet when you were taking the piss out of him
I'm about the same size
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Whilst I am not the tallest here, I can afford to buy food rather than scrabble in the gutter for rotten food once the farmers market has finished like some people on here.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
He calls it Freeganism

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
If only I were a rich businessman like 'Sir Alan' Ofitweak!
*sigh*
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
i wouldn't say i was rich but i do alright
certainly nowhere near bankruptcy
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)
post another pic of yourself
a different one
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
yeah tahts a good idea, what with your constant response to the other one

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
i don't believe you have more than one picture of that gormless neckless cretin

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
It's ok, there's a picture of him linked up there ^^

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i couldn't give a fuck what you think, you're a fat desperate internet mental

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
another record you need to change, darling
you started off shit and dull, but now you're shit, dull and endlessly repetitive.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
right back at you, chunks

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
is that the best you've got?
the sister-syphilis must have rotted what was left of your brain.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
nope, the only reason i'm having a go today is because i got tired of going around in the same circle every day
you're jsut compounding that, so stop it, make a serious point, or fuck off
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)
no fucking way
you're melting like an ice cream in the sun, it's great fun.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)
nice
you love ganging up on people and making them snap? horrific bullying
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:30, Reply)
you're better than some
you don't stick your thumb in your mouth like a retarded little passive-aggressive child at least
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:35, Reply)
thats a compliemnet! you love me!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Your new blonde hair really suits you
(!)
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Well, you know how fond I am of dyeing my hair.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
*something witty about Ghostbusters*

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
LOL

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
There is nothing witty about Ghostbusters. In fact there is nothing funny about it at all.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Lies. On the Internet

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I think the fact that Bill Murray refuses to do the third one is hilarious.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Not really

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Three visits in one day?
and on the day when Bert's mask keeps slipping?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)
It's remarkable isn't it*?




*No.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
can't afford sunshine eh?
EDIT: fucksocks, i don'ty know who is who anymore
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Everyone bar you and me is Bert.


Hope this helps.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)
imeasurably
it's just you and me Monty you and me
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:02, Reply)
"Always, and forever..."

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I thought I was The cat hater?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
It's so confusing!
This web of deceit.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
hi original monty,
what does Lusty make you dress up as to improve your flagging sex life?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
her dad

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Eleanor of Aquitaine.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Eleanor of Aquitaine. Her dad, because thats the only reason a woman 13 years younger than a drug failure would even look at you
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
13 years?
how stalkily accurate.

you berting freak.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
it was discussed in the last thread, sorry swipe
it turns out he fell outside of the divide by two, plus 7 thing

making him a creepy old perv man, and her daddy fucked damaged goods
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Oh man i can boff a 22 year old!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Good luck with that!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
You're only 30?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
No, he's just shit at maths

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)
No it didn't, she's bang on the line.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:30, Reply)
He's not very bright, AA. Best not to confuse him.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Hmm, good point.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
she would be if it wasn't a 12 and a half year difference
he's a peado who can't get women his own age because most men his age are financially secrue
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
If only I could be secrue.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)
acristocrat?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Difference is, his girlfriend exists.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is what happens to people who are mean online
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17434587
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)
His defence seems reasonable
After all some of his friends are from different cultural backgrounds.

I see on that same page that poor little Richard Bacon has been the victim of some mean online bullies too.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)
He's all confused about his war on 'trolls', a number of people firmly believe that he's a weapons grade penis, how does relaying this on public message boards make them 'trolls' to be hunted down and exposed in his sun column?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Richard Bacon will fuck you up

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I like that coked up DISGRACED childrens TV presenters are telling me about morals now.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
haha, click

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)
fuck this shit, i'm leaving forever
You're all mongs
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I give it 5 minutes.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)
thats how long i'd give your mum

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Before what?
You realised that she's just as lively in bed as your sister, which brings you to the crashing reality that it's not her who has the problem, just that no woman could ever climax whilst being prodded by something that looks (and no doubt smells) like prawns that have been left out in the sun for a week?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)
waht are you going on about you mental spaz?
has the grief driven you insane?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:14, Reply)
You pointed out that you'd give my Mum 5 minutes
I simply responded in kind.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
your really good at this too

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
More truth.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)
fuck off druggie

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)
More wit.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)
that almost sounds like Mortgage, how's yours?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Going down each month.
Like Dawn on the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers.

Except my mortgage isn't kneeling in a puddle of piss round the back of Clinton Cards, with a Lambert and Butler in one hand and the dribbling penis of a braindead squaddie in the other.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
just your bank balance then?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)
No, my bank balance isn't a common slut either.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)
just your girlfriend then? she must be dead cheap going out with you

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Oh man there's no way I can compete with this erudite repartee.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
you're right, cos no matter how shit i am at english
you will always only ever be a drugged-up financially fucked failure who never sees his daughter and only has a girlfriend because she has daddy issues
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)
oh and also for some reason believes in beheading pimps
verily, forsooth
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)
You truly are most upset about me, aren't you?
I apologise for making you so angry.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)
so you should be, glasses houses and stones, drugsfail

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:25, Reply)
his "girlfriend" is going out with a divorced desperado who hangs around her office at lunchtime
because of his innate terror of being alone for a minute. she must be a peach. or a cracker. maybe some combination of the two.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)
for the love of god drop it swipe
yes, i have a girlfriend, yes we see each other at lunchtime because we don't live together and don't see each other every evening.

I know you're bitter about being fat and alone, but please, seriously jsut drop it, this isn't big or cool or clever
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)
you are a needy whiney little desperado and it's not surprising your wife ditched you
it IS surprising you have suckered another woman into your clingy little net, but as everything else you've posted is bullshit, she probably is too.

now you've made me think of the witch in the wizard of oz. you're meeeeeeeellllllting.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:29, Reply)
waht are you going on about biggie?

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:30, Reply)
there's no windows left in that glasshouse of yours, neckless

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)
see? i have no idea why you're so mean to me
i thought we used to have chemistry :(
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)
i'm only interested in biology

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
shame you're not getting any

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)
i know
if only I had a sister, eh?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
I think his hatred of cats stems from trying to fuck one and getting clawed in the scrotum.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
if you did she'd be the pretty one

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)
His wife left him when he called himself the wrong name in bed one night.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)

wife sister
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)
fuck off battered, you're the shittest sidekick since superdog

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Pfft.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)
lol verily

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)
+quender

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Oh fuck me, this is boring.
Somebody text me when one of these idiotic people gets bored, flounces or kills themselves, please. I'm going back to work.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)
i happily stopped, he kept it going
have a word
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I like how kroneys turned this whole spat into a deflector for his own ONLINE ATTENTION
I@M GOING EVERYONE DON@T MISS ME TOO MUCH
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Kroneys log: Sad date 24.654.33.1
My diplomatic mission to the Planet offtopic has failed, the Quentenites have attacked the Boyces and the escalation has brought in neighbouring races, the pigmy like race of Battereds and the aquatic whale race of swipes.
The interplanetary council is failing, there is no more hope. War is coming.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Haha

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Ha ha. Nicely done.

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)
back to work admin-boy
that £20k won't earn itself
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Don't start on him otherwise there'll be more thread deleting

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:42, Reply)
meh
i don't think today would be any loss to anyone
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

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