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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to apologise sincerely
to all those who have found my antics irritating today (on indeed any other). For those who have gazzed me their congratulaions, I bow to you.

Q: Where is Personality Horse?

Alt: What did you want to be when you grew up? My uncle wanted to be a horse. I wanted to be a Viking, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:52, 191 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
do you know i don't think i've ever seen the popular page change as much as it has today?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Nobody normally bothers to click much.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)
tru dat
and why didn't anyone congratulate you publicly? what are they afraid of?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Some were ex-regulars who rarely post.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)
why would they be afraid of ex regulars who rarely opst?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
wait, people actually gazzed you to congratulate you on losing an argument on the internet?
Oh boy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I think it ended in abandonment rather than a victory

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)
victory is in the eye of the beholder

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
OK sunshine
Then you BOTH won. Now have a lollipop and come in for your tea
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I deffo won

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Just as long as you don't keep going on about it
That's the important part
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
i won't, i think he's learned his lesson now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I'm sure he has
His mummy will have to give him a special hug to make sure he is OK
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
uh-oh, thats just how it started for wanderlust :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I've rather enjoyed it.
Q: Don't know, don't care. He's like Beetlejuice though, mention his name, he'll usually turn up.

Alt: A policeman, for a very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
They usually retire early, so you probably wouldn't be one for a very long time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Hence the comma
I changed my mind a couple of years back
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)
You couldn't be one now
You have to be a complete prick to be a policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
badumtish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

complete prick thin
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Topical

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I am the Lilt of /OT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Mon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
a thin what?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Policeman

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
You'd have to be a thin policeman to be a policeman?
I need more coffee
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
That is precisely what has been proposed.
Edit: Not you having a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I'll take that as it being OK to have another coffee
Daughter has been up puking all night again and I'm on about 8 hours kip in 3 days

*sees elephants*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
End of the wedge?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Blue Line?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
k I've not finished my sent.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
My pisspoor joke still works with the comma.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Put out to pasture*
*Glue factory

Alt: I wanted to be a bored cunt staring at a computer screen wasting most of the working day talking to other bored cunts on the internet. Oh wait, no that is what I became. I wanted (and still do) to be a musician.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I have just the job for you
Mine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I have no idea where Mr The Horse has gone, sorry
Alt:
No idea TBH. Spaceman? Pilot? Something like that. I'm now 37 and I still don't know
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
People who care about that sort of shit are cunts
alt: A vet, an astronaught, a scientist.
I'm seriously considering starting my own buisness next month.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Doing the rubbish thingy?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I think he thinks it's pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
THAT@S THE ...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Too subtle for me
My brain switched off a couple of hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Yes/no.
Start off with looking at enviromental testing of contaminated land. Move on to decontamination of land using lovely lovely payouts from landfill tax. Then moving on.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
There are no current businesses doing this kind of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Yep plenty, there's also plenty of hairdressers in the country.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Hair takes up a lot less space than landfill though
Unless it is Monty's
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
33,390 ha of land currently (2009) vacant due to the not being decontaminated from previous use.
That can be just getting rid of diesel spills up to getting rid of anthrax or crazy shit like that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
It was a serious question
You'd need a lot of manpower and kit to clean up places.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Yep, but I'll be looking at very small areas at first.
less than an Acre. so old small industrial units, places where sheep dip was used etc etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
It does sound like a good idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
I would get involved in this.
I think it's a v sound proposition
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
you've got plenty of capital to throw around, so i hear

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
sounds like you have
why don't you invest in it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I'm in
*proffers 5p found on ground as collateral*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Sorry mate, I like you an all, but....
Quint is fast becoming my favourite poster of ever. I hope we can still be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Oh christ, don't encourage him!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
some of us got all the encouragement we needed from our paren... oh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
thesis?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
STOP GOING ON ABOUT MY SISTER I NEVER TOUCVHED HER

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
+sides

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Ha!
Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
chymas?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
yep

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Alt: I have no intention of growing up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)
You're a Toys R Us kid?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Geoffrey Battered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
He's Cliff Richard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
It's so funny

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Does his collection of "lost boys" qualify him to be a Peter Pan?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
He's one of us Michael

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I wanted to be a marine biologist
i have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
To fuck Flipper
Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
my girlfriend's nephew is a marine biologist in belgium somewhere
she sent him a dog skeleton thing for his 21st
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
My dog doesn't live underwater

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
its obviously not a scurvy seadog then!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
dogfish?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
it wasn't even a real dog skeleton tbh
it was a sculpture of some sort, it looked happy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Sounds extremely classy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
SO HOW DOES HE SMELL?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Using his gills

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

biologist

Urgh. What is it with you lot and incest?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)
something something bone something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
what does being a marine have to do with incest?
do you got incest on the brain, ol' drugsface?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Her cousin is a marine.
She is a 'squaddie groundsheet'.

She's fucked her cousin.

= INCEST

Fuck me you're thick
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
i don't think she's ever slept with anyone in the forces
and her nephew is a marine biologist, not a marine. your constant implications of incest aren't very respectful to your girlfriend, who has obviously been through such hardships and you should not make light of it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
What the fuck have I missed today?
Have there been shenanigans? I love shenanigans. It's a great word.

Shenanigans.

In other news, afternoon, Quendoids.

Alt: a writer, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
There was Shenanigans
With a capital and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Well, I can't be arsed going to look.
Is there a York Notes version anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Monty and Quinten sitting in a tree
B O X I N G
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I called Quinten out for being a peasant.
He had a breakdown as a result. Chompy deleted a thread.

THE END (if only)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Oh man, I miss all the good stuff.
Was it a proper bertdown?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
It was borderline.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
keep on pushin' my love over the borderline
(all those other words to the song i can't remmeber)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
erm, no
you repeatedly tried saying mean things baout me, i said mean things back, some in caps, you got huffy cos i was pointing out taht you have failed at your entire life

i won, the end
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Yes, that's right. I got huffy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
would you please stop getting huffy with me now please?
its almost 5pm, i don't need this shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Sounds like you're both a pair of losers.
Believe me, it takes one to know one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
too troo
monty jsut doesn't get it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

So what nonsense have I missed today then? Battered's diagram is brilliant. Well brilliant for a nonce.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

it hurt to type it, hence obvious insult.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I am ambivalent about the whole thing
but then I've been on and off here today so it's not really affected me.

I wanted to be a pilot. But I never done it, I just said I done it so the policeman would take his truncheon out of my anus.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
a helicopter pilot?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
nope. RAF fast jet.
I lost interest after I failed to get a scholarship to University. Also, I don't fit into Tornado ejector seats.

*awaits LOLFAT gags*

But I'm always up for a gig as Quint's helicopter chauffeur, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
i don't think you need to worry about not being able to fit into an invisible chopper

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
cool man, i'll bear you in mind next time i'm on the whirlybird

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Not another one.
This place is FULL OF 'EM.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
just cos you could never even afford one of those helicopter experience days
nad nobody would ever love you enough to buy it for you :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Whether or not I could afford fifty 'helicopter experience days'
I wouldn't attend a single one. They sound like the sort of pathetic 'middle aged man' birthday present some cunt would buy for a fucking dullard who likes golf.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
nah, flying a chopper would be well cool
much less midlife crisis-y than getting a bird 13 years younger, doing drugs and failing at being a dad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
'Well cool' if you are a terminally dull peasant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)
i disagree right there, see helicopters are the preserve of the rich
and they're like more fun than a motorbike or a car,a nd get this right, they FLY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Why would transport of any kind be 'fun'?
Sounds like 'dullard' talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
because
A) it FLIES
B) it can go weally FAST
C) walking everywhere takes pissing ages, you bankrupt, kiddy fucking dipshit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I suppose if you are of limited cranial capacity
then that sort of thing might impress you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
yeah, what i should really be doing is taking 'large quantities of ecuadorian monkey powder'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Helicopters are loud, uncomfortable and after 30 seconds dull as fuck. Bit like you kwuntin.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)
how do you know i'm uncomfortable?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
You're uncomfortable with your own personality
so you are compelled to repeatedly fabricate new ones. That's how we know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
nope, you silly sod
i been honest for a long time, its jsut that i lead a normal life instead of making up lies about drugs and beheadings
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I don't know, I made a judgement from my opinion of your many personalities. I know you're a bellend though.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
aw man, too mean :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
They stink of fuel as well. Stupid form of transport.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I think you mean 'well cool'*

*this is 'pikey' for 'very exciting'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
you should totes have some drugs with that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Another stinging retort.
I'm on the ropes, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
i'm not surprised, your whole life is such a catalogue of complete failure
that this is like shooting fish in a barrel

a barrel shaped like your daddy damaged girlfriend, that is
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Wind your ne..oh, sorry. No offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
oh you got me good there, what with that photo of me stooping, brilliant
i could never live this down, i will have to declare myself bankrupt, get a stranger pregnant and take up hardocre DRUGS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
You simply aren't witty or funny enough to maintain any level of interest from me.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
except that i'm outclassing you at every turn
i'm the oscar de la hoya to your (post 'arry) bruno
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Is that a sports analogy?
Classy as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
yes, there are things outside the world of drugs, music and failin g at life

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Like two men hitting each other for money?
Pikey to the last.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
i'm not really into boxing, monty
at the moment you're not putting up much of a fight, mostly cos you don't have much going for you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I would like to see this photo please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I've never seen it either.
It's just one more thing that gets him FRIGHTFULLY UPSET ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
kind of like when your girlfriend has daddy flashbacks mid coitus

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
search broke, wait a mo
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/me.jpg
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
You really do look like an oleaginous waiter. I thought it was a joke.

Dear God I actually feel sorry for you now. I'm going to leave you alone from now on. And poor Dawn. How does she cope?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)

handsum
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)
404 flid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)
you look like a retarded cat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Is that the photo that prompted swipe
to start calling you "neckless"?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
yep, i'm stooping

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
You look like a regional manager for Phones4U,
out in Reading town centre celebrating your 'divisional motivator of the month' award.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
you look like a failed druggie
and responsible single parent
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)
You have a 'Ford Probe'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)
"i can afford a car"

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)
^ typical working class attempt at one-upmanship.
I'll bet you love it at B&Q on a Sunday, on the way back from Dawn's parents', picking up a nice set of table mats, when you look around the car park and your 'Probe' has the most recent license plate in there. I bet you give yourself a top motivational 'high five'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)
sorry but what is your problem with class?
why would a bankrupt drug addict care about whhat class somebody else was?

you seem awful superior for someone who has so clearly failed at everything
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
You seem to become rather upset
when your lack of it is pointed out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Updated version

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:38, Reply)
'I laaav you.
I want to mahrry you. Take me hom with you after your holeeeday, yes? We wheel be mahreeed, yes?'

Errr, can I just have the bill, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)
That's rather unfair on the regional managers of Phones4U

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Is "ropes" street talk for Heroin?
oh monty, *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
No, that's 'whizzle sticks'.
Do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
i heard in later life Dennis the Menace got completely addicted to those

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

What's ropes? get me a ten bag.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
too slow fuckstick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I thought 'too slow fuckstick' was *your* nickname.
I'm so confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
probably because you are druggled

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
i fucken love this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Why?
He's pointing out that you are a semiliterate imbecile.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
no, he's pointing out taht you are a drugsfail

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)
If that's what you think he's doing then you are even more dense than I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
dense like the liquid your girlfriends dad used to chuck up her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Your shittest attempt today.
I'm embarrassed for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
that's what she said to him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Mine was better than yours spakkers you fucking abortion! Just to point out our online feud is shit compared to Monty and Cuntbubblin.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
i think your all lully

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
i remember wanting to be a stockbroker
what a child of the 80's. conveniently forgetting that i couldn't count for shit. and i had no idea what stockbrokers did.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Not being able to count is no obstruction to be a stockbroker.
Not being able to find your arse with both hands and a map isn't an obstruction to being a stockbroker, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
i was about 5
i think my dad taught me to say it so that people would laugh at me at parties :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
You sound perfectly qualified

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I wanted to be a lawyer, thank god that dream died.
Right now I just want to not be in that horrible state of "am I tired? I can't work it out and am losing the will to live" post all nighter phase.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Been to bed at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)
LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE, MONTY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)

this is a 'more for me' request isn't it? fucking paedononcezilla.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
arf

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I've been lying in bed since about eleven, not moved really.
Think I've drifted off now and again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Baz I've left an assignment 'til the last minute and really can't be fucked.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)
lolvirgin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)

No, sorry just checked, Richard Branson thinks you're a cunt too.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
wha?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I'm done with last minute stuff, it wrecks my head bad.
I have one due in Friday, as soon as I get back to Newcastle tomorrow afternoon I'm going to bang it out and get it done with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Fuck it, gonna go and get some lucozade and pull an all nighter.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:36, Reply)

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