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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Generic Evening thred.
How are we all? I enjoyed today's drama lols, does this make me a bad person?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:50, 311 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
There is already an evening thread.
xx
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
A thread that is hardly rocking.
This one shows much more promise.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
It is also invisible to our CQ
As are these words here.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
I know bbz.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
CQ has me on ignore.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
So all he can see is Rory's reply?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
He should still see the post count in this one rising though?
I might keep posting under here...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Cool bruv

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I heard he uses his own semen to wax up his pubeface

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I also heard that he's not really a communist, but more of a pink liberal democrat

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I heard that he wears so much army surplus gear because he is a fanatical, flag waving jingoist who 'votes' for the English Democrats.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
I imagine he looks like that weirdo who bums bummers in the Michael Douglas filum 'Falling Down'

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Taxi Driver for intellectual pipsqueaks.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Did you really get banned for posting derogatory statements about another forum users brother ?
This is extremely important
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Bueller..., Bueller...., Bueller?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
um, I hate to be the one to bring it to your attention
but dozer started a thread you can't see because of the whole ignoring thing
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Ahh, right, thank you Caves.
WHat do you think I should do about this. DO you tink I could tempt people over to this thream somehow?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Just be yourself cq and they'll come

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
We're all in here
But most of what we are saying is invisible to you.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
oh, OK, fine.
*sulks*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)
dude, plumdozer is totally meffing you out

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I have been informed of this.
It makes me sad that he cannot just let things lie.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
what does 'meffing you out' mean?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
since he can't see this i'll answer for myself
i put some words together, deal with it
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
I've been motherfucking him out?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
ah no that would be M-F-ing, an americanism if I am sure
a meff is a liverpudlian term for a homeless person who drinks meths and suchlike, therefore in this instance i believe that what I was getting at is that you were somewhat goading him like an old homeless person under a bridge.

lol
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I'm not goading anybody.
I just still find it lolarious that he's still insisting that I reported him when he knows as well as I do that that is a stone cold lie.

There are many terms for someone who lies to get sympathy. I'm sure you can think of a few, rite?

Also, www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Meffing
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
as i said, thats an americanism
are you stupid?

i don't care that you reported CQ to the mods for bullying you, nobody does
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
he said the exact same thing man, the EXACT same thing
fuck, twilight zone shit goin on
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
I'm not doing nuffing
I'm not even talking to him, I wouldn't be talking but people keep asking what happened, I'd rather leave it all be.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
he says he fucked your mum
with a salami stick
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Sadtimes.
I thought better of him, I realy did.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
I didn't say that either. Not my style.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)
you should report cavy to the mods

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I'm just about to.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
You are a bad person
And a terrible racist too.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I'm not really.
That's just the excuse he used.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
The excuse who used?
Can someone please ask CQ if he really thinks I reported him? Why would I do that? I don't need anyone, let alone a mod, to fight any battles for me.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
He keeps posting about it, todays story was that he cussed down your bruv and you went crying to the mods

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
One, how does he even know if I have a brother, and secondly, it's not racism, it's xenophobia.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Dunno man, he keeps posting shit about the whole affair and then deleting it once his other personality kicks in

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Colin Kwikfit, or Citizen Smith?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Fricking who knows man, I doubt if you're on ignore
I'm on 'ignore' but he keeps forgetting and posting in sub threads lol
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Weird.
So the crybaby can't let it go that he was the victim of a driveby stepping?

WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA

MODS!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I wish he'd grow up, and have shave, wear some respectable chinos, and stop embarrassing his kid turning up as GI Charles Bronson to the parents teacher evening

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I wish he'd stop bullying me on the internet. I'm all :'( about it.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Alright bendoids.
I have been listening to Will Oldham stuff for the last two days now.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
And what have you concluded?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I've listened to Bonnie Prince Billy for years.
Just not Palace.

I did think that his last couple of BPB albums were too accessible though.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Haha snob!
The palace stuff should redress the balance for you then
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Well they have been too accessible.
This is fact.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
what were today's dramas?
there seem to have been loads lately
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Offtopic was so naughty that Quentin had to call in a mod from /talk

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
;D

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
nothing happened, just like everyother dramaday

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I expect you are right

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
your just jealous cos no-ones got upset with you for a while

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
CQ were sayin I'm a right bad'un and my posts are like cancer or summit

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
oh fuck man, i wondered what that lump on my groin was

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !!!!!!!!!!!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Qinten figting with Monty and Battered. quite funny actually
and lots more traffic than usuall, battered got modded.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
ooooOOooo
quinten and monty were fighting yesterday, do you think it's love?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I'm well jealous

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I think it could be.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
evening you bucket of bulbous bunions
I am making a mother fucking cottage pie
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
lol cottage

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I've added half a pound of red hot meat

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Trading standards lols

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
so very wrong
cottage pie and all it's siblings are hideous and wrong. The only way they can be worse is with added cheese on top, BLEAUGH!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
BURN THE WITCH

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq2B0GiZ4kk
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
That guy looks like me.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
That looks like the man off Maroon 5!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Terrible bullying.
well done
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thats brilliant
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
well i think my off topic work here is done, the pop page has got itself a new invigoration
and having just seen the lack of popular posts on the now flagging /talk, i feel i must bid you adieu, OT

it was nice knowing you, I am sure i will be back again someday.

Toodles x
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)
how will we survive?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Hurrah! Internet antagonism!
Bring it on.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

I don't really no what happened but I'm going to decide that Quentin is a dick because of it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is the correct interpretation.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Y'right Bobby - I know where I stand with you
Reckon I'll be in Chicago for my birthday this year. Get in!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I'm going for a holiday in August I think. Cannot wait. I miss it so much. It's frickin awesome.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I miss August AND september

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I miss being loved by the general public :'(

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
don't let the haters get you down you dozy bastard

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Srsly, imma gon DMAAKM :'(

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
It'll be ok Doz, get yourself a bucket of chicken and some uk amateur porn

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I'm a vegesexualist.
and I prefer milf to amateur, is that ok?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)
the milf yes
your rampant lesbianism, NO
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Another bully on the internet :'(

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Not bullyin just...getting...worked...up

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
You're worse than CQ's beard
*reports Ape to the mods*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I am the MODS

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)
We're looking at a Chicago - Harrisburg - Washington move

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Oh you lucky devil, I will be there as soon as possible. Cannot wait to leave the UK. What will you do for a living?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)
yeah well the UK can't wait to see you go

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Only a holiday mate
When I say move I mean that's the cities we're wanting to go to.

Fly to Chicago, couple of days there, Amtrak to Harrisburg, Amtrak to Washington, fly back from probably Newark.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)

STILL, awesome for you. Biggest contrast between US and UK for me was leaving from O'Hare and chatting to the nicest lady in the coffee shop about my trip then getting a costa coffee from Heathrow from a miserable bitch.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Two different cultures entirely
I live with ours, I live for their's.

Not sure I could live there, but if the right offer came up...no, couldn't live without my dogs.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Nah, he's a loveable scamp
with more of a sense of humor than Dozer
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
When he turns out to be Bert, it will be fucking funny that you like him so much.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I like the way loads of people came off looking like a prick but nobody will think that of themselves.
It was like the mongolympics up in this place today, serious autstic behavour going on. When people start talkin' 'bout twitter feeds and innocent photoshops that they think have mailice then it's just plain gosh darn pathetic.

I got a personal message from Facebook today to say my app has been rejected for some feature they're rolling out at the moment, but it came with a list of guidelines and it would only take a few changes to rock that up. I reckon this app has the potential to really expand the viewership of the site its placed on... it's a wordpress plug in. I could probably easily sale it for about £100/site and I could probably sale it at least in the tens of thousands. The proof of concept works perfectly.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I believe I came out of it all rather well

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)
I think I am better regarded than I ever have been.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Again, funny as fuck, right here.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)
GONZ 4 MOD!
I don't know why I didn't think of it before.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I still want Colin Kwikfit to be mod.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Why does no one want me for mod?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)
NAKERS FOR MOD!!!!!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I wouldn't mind actually.
You're a bit thick and a marketing cunt, but you don't seem a bad sort otherwise, not vindictive anyway.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Well I think you're bit 'think' yourself

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Because you're a fucking flid.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
^ This

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
GONZ FOR ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Oh. Hell. Yeah
Gonz for Pope too, while we're at it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
then he'd be protestant and catholic
and he could reunite the rift
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
With Superglue

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Jewish too.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
BURN THE WITCH

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
GONZ 4 AYATOLLAH!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Haha, I bet he gets laid more than me too.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Choirboys don't count.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)
They do, it just depends on if the paper you write in is up for a take.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Nope.
Far too free thinking. You need a panting bigot for the job.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
arsebishop of canterbury, more like
just joking gonz, love you xxx ;)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I'd be up for it as long as nobody knew and I worked via an alt account, like the 'god' one that sometimes comes out.
I think I'm too close to cirtain cliques to be impartial though. In a complete paradox, I stick with Billy Connoly when he was like "Nobody who wants to be a politition should ever get into power", which catch 50/50 it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I am full and happy
I did NOT enjoy today's loldramas, because they were shit.
I agree that it can get a bit boring round here, but playground bitchfights are hardly teh way forward.

I don't think you're a bad person, but I think you and battered (although not *just* you two) have been acting like tits.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I like breasts

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Can't remember. I probably do.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:56, Reply)
seems likely

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I like breasts.
And arse.

And leg.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
evening b3th

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)
evening.
You alright?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:57, Reply)
yeah, man
got some crazy work shit on the go and a larp event this weekend, but skittle brau should smooth the transition
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I made blackcurrant Skittles vodka before xmas.
It's still in the fridge.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
wimp
get it going, it'll make your evening easier
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Nah, I'm not in the mood.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
what's happening in b3thland?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Weight loss!!!!!
And continued unemployment.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
woo!
boo :(
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I've been worse than that, oh, the shame.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)
BARRY FOR MOD!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I wish confess the following:
I was never stepped (and thus Dozer had nothing to do with it)
No one deleted (or edited)any of my posts except me
I was (as I think everyone knows) Colin Kwickfit
I am not any never have been ignoring Dozer, this was a further childish windup.
I am not ignoring Rory either(yes I know that made you happy, you sad little man) but I shall continue to ignore his poinless contributions.

Anyway all this has been because I have been epically bored and I am a cunt when I get bored, and I thought it was all more fun than the usually shit that does on around here.

I don't think I caused any serious offence to anyone I consider a friend on here, but if I did I apologise.

I would also like to apologise to Dozer, sometimes your on-line persona winds me right the fuck up, but I suspect you are a nice enough chap IRL and this was all a tad disproportionate.

*deletes account*

*kills self*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
you were never colin kwikfit? fuck
had me fooled
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I was gonna confess to being you too
But I feared people might believe it. Can you still love me quints?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
i'm all about the love, me

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I know man.
You're not really leaving us for /talk are you? I might have to join you, do you think they'd have me?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
i've already gone, you're having this conversation with yourself

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Hairpotlols

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
So I am you after all.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Who the fuck is Colin Kwikfit?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Long story.
Too autistic to go into detail.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Yeah, what Scotty said.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Are you being racist about dozer's brother?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Yes, totally.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Good
I heard he's one of those Scottish nationalists.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Cunts to a man.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
we'll never know now

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
oh wait here he is
uk.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Colin/Kerr
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
He'll sulk about this
But I've met Dozer IRL and he's a decent guy.

His on-line self is nothing at all like him - I've pointed this out to on-line Dozer and suggested that if he was more himself on-line he'd be more accesible.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Dudezilla
I'm not sulking about anything.

Why would I?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Because you got into a mighty sulk
When I slapped you down a few days ago. You still have the sig to prove it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Sigging it is because I found it funny.
I'm in the unique position here of knowing exactly the difference between my online and offline personae, and being described as 'self obsessed to the point of paranoia' made me lol. Mainly because it's true. I look exceptionally handsome today and I got eyed up by a policewoman.

So I sigged it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is the impression I get.
I think we'd get on IRL, but online he annoys me.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Maybe we're all cunts.
Would we be so forthcoming in our criticism face to face?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Probbaly not, I tend to avoid/ignore people who annoy me inperson
I fully expect to die alone.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Not a big ask, is it?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Dying alone?
no, s'pose not.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I'm actually Monty

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
When he sees this he will be fucking livid.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
He's always livid

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Sho nuff
But you just called him a bent spastic.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
hahahah
oh no wait...
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Well now.
Don't you feel better for that?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Not really.
Sorry Mum.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Haha
More of this sort of thing please.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I wish to confess
That I'm a fat drunken moron and despise the Royal Family with a vehemence so deeply felt that it could only be replicated by a South African diamond mine.

Will that do?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Can you pad this out into a full drama during working hours please?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I'd prefer one in the evening
I can't make the daytime shift. Except around easter, perhaps
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Easter is good for me
Wht do you say TD?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I work bank holidays too.
I can't be relied upon to dramaticise my life although for a fee I'd be prepared to syndicate it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
get someone else to use you as a puppet
.
.
.
.
then film it
.
.
PROFIT
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
A large, ill-tempered, sporadically drunk puppet with a North Lancs accent. And glasses.
Not really vaudeville, is it?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
No, I work during working hours.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I don't think I can pull it off again.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)
MMPS will help you pulll it off again

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
\o/
*puts on sexy and I know it*
*oils up birthday suit*
*gyrates*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
*films*

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
best use the wide lens.
and the high focus for the "close-up" :'(
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
these words do not entirely make sense

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
well I'm not spelling it out Cavy.
Close your eyes, count to ten then try again.
If this doesn't help, I'm sorry. I just wasted 10 seconds of your life :(
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
my point is that
I wasn't sure of your technical terms - by wide lens, did you mean wide angle? Will there be a lot of area to cover? By high focus, did you mean high depth of field? Why would that be important?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Just make sure you capture it all and stop asking questions

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
oh ffs. FAT AND SMALL COCK

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
you'd be better off using telephoto
to reduce the appearance of lardiness, then switch to wide angle and close shot of the penis to exaggerate the size
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I see you have experience in this area.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I has dun comedy accounts too :'(
I feel dirty. Touch me CQ, touch me HARD.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
*touches Mumps, HARD*
Who are/were you dude?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I'm not sure if I wants to tell.
I know, go on guess!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Quinten?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
no, Q is his own man.
or Rathen.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Hmm, a minority opinion, but one I share.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Is it me?
Are you me?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I'm MMPS!

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
No, I'm MMPS

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'm MMPS!
And so is my wife!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I think, in a very real sense, we're all a little mmps inside. In this high-tech, high-speed, high-pressure world, isn't that what counts?
tune in tomorrow for more thoughts for the day.

I've been mmps and so have all of you.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
*feels dirty*

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
*head asplodes*

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Dangermouse and Damion both hit on one of mine back in t'day on /talk.
BIG SADFACE, OFFLINE.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I'm not really a mod :(

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
hahahha

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Back to the day job.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg&ob=av3n
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Back to not clicking

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
It's Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 Feat. Christina Aguilera.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Oh
I'm glad it didn't open
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
*vindicated*

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I like that song.
Shame the lead singer's such a munter.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Well we know someone who looks a bit like someone in Maroon 5 don't we?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
No, who?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Whoever he is
he's a munter

; )

soz bbz x
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
:'(

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
WHY DON'T YOUR YOUTUBE LINKS WORK FOR ME?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Because I copy and paste the url rather than using 'share'.
Here's one just for you.

youtu.be/R68q1KhK9QE
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I quite like that
It didn't need to be nearly nine minutes long though
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)
They are on Chemikal Underground.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Yeah, he sounded Scottish

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)
They're Glaswegian.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4znu82XhE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
A 12 year old TD got caught up in that shite
Ayr, 1980. Mods pulling the corporation rockery to bits and throwing it at passing rockers.

I thought it was hilarious, my granny thought it was terrible.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Who did you ban in 1980?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I am appalled by this
The mod revival was dreadful
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I have a neutral stance
I'd gone to visit my ol' granny in Ayr.

There were Mods hoying bits of corporation rockery at fat geezers on bikes.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
They seemed to win in that clip
I call shenanigans.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I care not for popularity
But click back to the main O/T page, if you would.

Tonight's winner? I'm just being a twat and fuelling the fire.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Is it society?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
History tells us that society never wins.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
And still Qinten gets the popular page.
*Jellus*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)
If this worries you
My frankly flexible alliegence may shift a bit.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Meh, I'm just an attention seeking Twat like everyone else.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
You fire-fuelling twat

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I'm really Naked Ape.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
You bent spastic

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)
I really fucking am.
I got thrown out of my Blue Peter bungalow for trying it on with Deacon's translator Tom.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Oh the irony....

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
You should have thrown his shoes into the sea

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Joey beat me to it.
Not a shoe in the fucking house most days. Eventually the coastguard complained because the shoe mountain was interfering with the shipping lanes.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Ape

NAKED TIMES EVERYONE GET NAKED!
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Woo hoo!
You first.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
done!
*froliks*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:28, Reply)
*points*
*laughs*
*takes photo*
*uploads to interweb*
*profits*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
OH WHYYYYYyyyyyyyy!
Why would you betray me so?!
*wobbles off*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Way ahead of you.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1567007
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:37, Reply)
*waggles*
*Winks*

*shooter mcgavin's*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Alright Monts?
I have loads of music links for you.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
What ho Plummington
No sadcore I hope.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Nope.
David Holmes Essential Mixes from 97 & 98, Palace and the Portishead Essential Mix.

You want?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
yes please.
David Holmes took written notes of my set at a house party once. truenamedropfax.

His brother John has a massive cock.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)
did it make you gag?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Nope.
*smugs*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
What on earth are you doing on here at this time in the evening?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Looking for trouble.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:42, Reply)
That old shtik eh?
I have it on good authority that there's never any trouble round these parts as we don't let the darkies in.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Here goes...
Portishead Essential Mix- note what Geoff Barrow does at the start here with two copies of Strangers, then later during Amen, Brother he drops the original Amen Break down to 33rpm:

soundcloud.com/djmixes/portishead-essential-mix-23-04-1995

David Holmes 1997 EM, everyone expected a techno set but he dropped a load of Northern Soul and Psychedelic shit:

soundcloud.com/djmixes/david-holmes-essential-mix-of-the-year-1997

1998 EM, similar, but with hip hop, gazzed.

Palace: youtu.be/3f5IuJu7nio
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Back in Newcastle.
I'd rather be anywhere else in the world, more specifically I'd rather be in London. Being in a student house on your own is beyond fucking depressing.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Better than being in a student house with students, no?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
99% of students I'd agree.
But me and my housemates hate all other students as much as everyone else does. They're all cunts.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
I miss my student days.
Three years of ecstasy, skunk, DnB, skateboarding, sex and piercings.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Have you got the type who talk at the top of their voices and say things like "yah, it was like, SEAOUWH amazing!" up there?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I went to private schools.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Cherish the quiet time mate.
You won't get it when you're a grown up.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Mumps?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Back home I like being on my todd.
Me any my brother get along fine, I talk with my mum til the cows come home and there's tons of food and things to do. Up here it's just grim, no other way to describe it. Nowt to do.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Evening all.
I see everyone's been impeccably behaved again today. Good show.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I started it.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)
No you didn't, etc.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Poland lolz

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Nothing further to add.
Bedteigm.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Alright shit cunts.
I've just got it.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Just got...in?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Yeah. Sorry. I meant in

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
LTI

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
And if I don't
What are you gonna do? MOD me.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Where ya been, Jeff?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Pub, football and pub.
The second pub visit was unscheduled, but City were so shit I left at half time.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Never mind.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Dear God
Blackburn look like they might stay up. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:14, Reply)
That's football, Lighty.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:15, Reply)
I guess Darth will be pleased
Forest put 7 past Leeds.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:20, Reply)
Good match?
*sniggers*
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Brilliant.
If you happen to be a Watford supporter.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)
hahahha
That David James, eh? He's a card.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Got in twenty minutes ago.
I was so bored within an hour of getting here that I went to the pub and watched the West Ham/Boro game with an old housemate I haven't seen in months.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Get over to Leeds you bender.
Even if you don't want to go boozing or raving the clothes shops are great.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:28, Reply)
I could come down Friday or Saturday actually?
I have literally nothing going on this weekend because of the above reasons.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)
I live in York, which is only 25 minutes on the train from Leeds.
Pint and some nonsense on saturday?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)
I shall check my bank balance tomorrow, it's certainly possible.
It'd be easier for me to change at York from Newcastle and meet you there anyway, can go straight to Leeds on a Virgin train but they tend to be more expensive.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)
That'd be cool. Stop off at the York Tap.
Are you a beer drinker?

I think I can travel on a Virgin train on my season ticket anyway.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:39, Reply)
I most certainly am.
Think I'm the only one in my circle of friends who still drinks beer when we're on gear, they all piss off to spirits the queers.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Good man.
The York tap has about 20 different beers on tap. And it's at the station.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Where did teh Boyce go?

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)
He's dying his hair.

(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)

his hair inside
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)

youtu.be/jaz9T0HI1jQ
(, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Night Doze x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDIU-vHvTRA
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:08, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I shall leave you all with a summation of how I currently feel inside.
youtu.be/dgA_DlR8WsM?t=1m10s
(, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)

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