Bastard Cyclists!

Cyclist almost made me crash! The bastard signalled to move into my lane, giving me plenty of time to slow down safely.

I was so surprised I lost concentration and almost ran a red light.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:41, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This will end well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:59, Reply)

Where's your question?
Cheers
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:05, Reply)

cheers.
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:14, Reply)

Queers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:17, Reply)

Steers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:22, Reply)

*proffers golf ball and garden hose*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:29, Reply)

*bets*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:33, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Hahaha, genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

No-one wants to see that at this hour Monty
Go to my room
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:29, Reply)

If I wasn't typing this on my phone
I'd be linking you a picture of a fairly small, executive jet aircraft.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Wait I just got this - 'Piers'
I thought you were calling him a cunt!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:35, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:36, Reply)

*sobs*
TEARS!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:36, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Fuck you man, fuck you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

That was mine!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

For the love of god.
Someone start a new thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:40, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:42, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Well that's not a plural

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Now it is.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Very good, cunty chops
How do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Not too bad thanks fella, feel better than yesterday anyway
Yourself?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Fucking shite mate
Hardly slept a wink. Every English batsman to give their wicket away cheaply can expect to find their home burnt to the ground when they return to the country
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Ah, not good
For reasons I'm not sure of, I've completely switched off the cricket at the moment, it's rather odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I'm well into it at the moment
I'm sure this has nothing to do with a less-than-satisfactory season for Forest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

If that were the case for us all, I think I'd be AT the fucking cricket, haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot doesn't reckon Carroll dived on Sunday
She thought he just fell over his own feet. I explained that when you pay that sort of money for a player, an ability to stand up is a fairly basic requirement.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I was absolutely fuming when he did that
He had an easy chance on goal, my housemate theorised that maybe he simply didn't want to score against his old club? I was just pissed off. Ah well, twas a shite game, many mistakes were made, and we were awful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

You didn't have a lot of luck in fairness
Cisse was offside for his second, you should have had a penalty and whilst Reina should have known better, our old boy Perch went down like Paris Hilton
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Correct on all 3 counts, but ah well, there's no point dwelling on it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:13, Reply)

True that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Battered, I thought you didn't like your photo being posted.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Julian Clary's about 6'2"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

i have killed myself in solidarity

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Oh no!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)