Too much competition?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Hahahaha
Kroney is prolific
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)

And CQ doesn't want to be stirring his porridge.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)

When there is only an 'eggcup' full rather than an entire bowl I can understand why

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)

i've always wondered how many guys
wank into eggcups
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

is that how you get creme eggs?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

It's part of target training.
fill an eggcup from 3 feet without spilling a drop. That gets you black belt 1st dan technical spaffing.

You have to clear that hurdle before you're graded on your pearl necklaces.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)

haha
now I have an image in my head of a Rocky-style montage of spaffing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

then as I was writing
I thought about rocky horror, too, so it's all done in basques
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I tell you what
if you accidentally get it in the eye of the tiger you'd better be able to run fast. They don't like it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)

On the plus side, they won't have any depth perception
so you'll stand a chance.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Cunt
tea just came out of my nose.
(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)

*bows slightly*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Kroney has a sore cock
from all that chafing. CQ and I can tag team, there's plenty of room in Slough, man.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)

'plenty of room in slough'
sounds like a particularly sleezy euphemism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

That's the bit you find sleazy in a post suggesting that they form a paedophile ring?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

It's not a ring so much as a job-share
I'm not a perv, you know.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)