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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They're rubbish to carry around
but useful when you need something.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
but useful when you need something.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I don't want to sound too technical
but snakes aren't mammals, therefore don't have tits.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
but snakes aren't mammals, therefore don't have tits.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Do you know why they're called the mammary glands?
'cus when you see them, your eyes pop out 10 inches from your eyes, your tounge rolls out and drops to the floor and you yell "OH MAMMA !".
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
'cus when you see them, your eyes pop out 10 inches from your eyes, your tounge rolls out and drops to the floor and you yell "OH MAMMA !".
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Okay, we've done breasts.
Can we talk about willies now?
i like willies. they look funny.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Can we talk about willies now?
i like willies. they look funny.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
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( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Willies are rubbish, they either hang there being all oh god its a bit cold imma hide away
or they're all LISTEN TO ME NO REALLY LISTEN TITS TITS TITS OI LISTEN
You women have it lucky
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
or they're all LISTEN TO ME NO REALLY LISTEN TITS TITS TITS OI LISTEN
You women have it lucky
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I know I have.
You can see them for a fiver and a bar of chocolate.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
You can see them for a fiver and a bar of chocolate.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I did flash them
it was just over your head and you didn't see them.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
it was just over your head and you didn't see them.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I can just about get one of those Argos blue pens under mine.
sigh.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
sigh.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I tried the pencil test when I was a teenager.
I managed a pencil case.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I managed a pencil case.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Surely you of all people should know that I'm talking about BREASTS?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
If it helps, I can over-look your deep genetic flaw and failings as a female, here.
I'm a very very selfless potential future partner.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I'm a very very selfless potential future partner.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I'm going to look up that word, as I'm pretty sure you haven't mis-spelt "Ultra Realistic".
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Selflessly behaving in such a way to make someone feel better.
essentially.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
essentially.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Oh sweet, yup, that's me.
At work yesterday, I was outside with the smoking lot, and we were talking about the new people who have taken over. Even two people who only have 1 or 2 fags only when pissed turned up. Everyone is a bit =S over the whole thing.
Anyway, I said "I'm very needy, I like being told I'm doing a good job or I've done something awesome, I'll work all the hours in a day* if I know I'll get a 'Thats Awesome', but these new people are completely blank, its like working for a robot. I don't like it, if I wanted to work in that enviroment, I'd work for a financial or someone like that."
And the response was "Awwww, you ARE doing a good job", which isn't the best reply from equals in a job. But everyone actually nodded after the laughing and agreed.
* Which I have done many times for everyone who was there.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
At work yesterday, I was outside with the smoking lot, and we were talking about the new people who have taken over. Even two people who only have 1 or 2 fags only when pissed turned up. Everyone is a bit =S over the whole thing.
Anyway, I said "I'm very needy, I like being told I'm doing a good job or I've done something awesome, I'll work all the hours in a day* if I know I'll get a 'Thats Awesome', but these new people are completely blank, its like working for a robot. I don't like it, if I wanted to work in that enviroment, I'd work for a financial or someone like that."
And the response was "Awwww, you ARE doing a good job", which isn't the best reply from equals in a job. But everyone actually nodded after the laughing and agreed.
* Which I have done many times for everyone who was there.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I am considerably taller than yaw*
* shit adaptation of a shit Harry Enfield sketch.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
* shit adaptation of a shit Harry Enfield sketch.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Relatively productive.
Four bin bags of productive. I'm streamlining my work area so I can focus better.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Four bin bags of productive. I'm streamlining my work area so I can focus better.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Still focused?
And have you gazzed some SMEs about things you might want to do?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
And have you gazzed some SMEs about things you might want to do?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Yes.
And no, not yet. I don't want to go to them until I know all the questions they're going to ask, and have some answers for them. I've seen dragons' den. I know how it goes.
I can be working on a decent concept design and portfolio while I'm planning, and when I'm ready it'll be awesome.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
And no, not yet. I don't want to go to them until I know all the questions they're going to ask, and have some answers for them. I've seen dragons' den. I know how it goes.
I can be working on a decent concept design and portfolio while I'm planning, and when I'm ready it'll be awesome.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
I don't think we have anything planned.
Might go for a wander round somewhere, but no plans beyond a rest and a nice cooked roast. Can't even eat loads of chocolate because of the stupid diet.
Have you decided whether you're going away?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
Might go for a wander round somewhere, but no plans beyond a rest and a nice cooked roast. Can't even eat loads of chocolate because of the stupid diet.
Have you decided whether you're going away?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
I imagine I'll do nothing.
I'm shattered b3th. Absolutely shattered.
I might do some shopping though.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I'm shattered b3th. Absolutely shattered.
I might do some shopping though.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Oh yeah, shopping sounds good.
I like shopping I might do some of that too. Not that I've got any money.
You should stay at home and sleep, only riding yourself to get food and beer. And watch football. And F1.
I might manage a few runs to the tip, too. And try to find myself a decent office sized desk.
Edit: and by riding yourself, I meant rousing yourself. Stupid phone.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
I like shopping I might do some of that too. Not that I've got any money.
You should stay at home and sleep, only riding yourself to get food and beer. And watch football. And F1.
I might manage a few runs to the tip, too. And try to find myself a decent office sized desk.
Edit: and by riding yourself, I meant rousing yourself. Stupid phone.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
I've been here for forty eight hours.
I'm stoned off my bonce. This stops tomorrow.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
I'm stoned off my bonce. This stops tomorrow.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
There's no BarryOaks here.
Find me another man who has two days free who wouldn't do the same thing. Tomorrow I have stuff to do and as such will return to the real world.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
Find me another man who has two days free who wouldn't do the same thing. Tomorrow I have stuff to do and as such will return to the real world.
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
Baz. You still top the 'most wanted list'
Of b3tans I most want to get on the sauce with
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
Of b3tans I most want to get on the sauce with
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
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