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I have been real busy today
Stripping paint in my kitchen, filling some gaps in the plaster, clearing out one of my outhouses and preparing for next week's Paul Smith shoot.
I just have to apply another layer of filler, then sand the window frame down and I'll be ready to paint.
Hopefully won't ruin my nails.
What have you bumlords been up to today, and do you have a Paul Smith modelling gig to prepare for?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:17, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Stripping paint in my kitchen, filling some gaps in the plaster, clearing out one of my outhouses and preparing for next week's Paul Smith shoot.
I just have to apply another layer of filler, then sand the window frame down and I'll be ready to paint.
Hopefully won't ruin my nails.
What have you bumlords been up to today, and do you have a Paul Smith modelling gig to prepare for?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:17, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
oh no! have they got you mixed up with that dude from Maroon 5?
Today I cleaned out my car so I can use it as a crime scene for forensics tomorrow, pondering whether to bother making fake blood
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Today I cleaned out my car so I can use it as a crime scene for forensics tomorrow, pondering whether to bother making fake blood
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:19, Reply)
or I could leave a note in there -
what could it say? I reckon it's probably from MOnty or something
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:24, Reply)
what could it say? I reckon it's probably from MOnty or something
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:24, Reply)
In case you were wondering.
I'm suggesting you've been stripping in your kitchen and feeling your ring.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)
I'm suggesting you've been stripping in your kitchen and feeling your ring.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Yo, I am too cream crackered to work that out.
Please de-RIS for me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Please de-RIS for me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Eaten brie all day.
Picked some stuff up from the tailors, took my laptop in for repair and bought the best t-shirt I've ever seen. I also bought two other shirts but they don't deserve similar praise.
The soundtrack to my day has been Dimitri From Paris edits, I love him beyond words.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Picked some stuff up from the tailors, took my laptop in for repair and bought the best t-shirt I've ever seen. I also bought two other shirts but they don't deserve similar praise.
The soundtrack to my day has been Dimitri From Paris edits, I love him beyond words.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)
If you like edits you should check out Soul Clap.
You will dig them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:24, Reply)
You will dig them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:24, Reply)
I can't I got it off a private forum.
It's APC, and it says 'Disco Rules' on it with a roller skate. It sounds shit but I love disco and I love APC.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)
It's APC, and it says 'Disco Rules' on it with a roller skate. It sounds shit but I love disco and I love APC.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:32, Reply)
I've been banging out some Storm Queen edits as well.
All sensational.
This has been my most played today tho soundcloud.com/frenchybear/sheila-b-devotion-your-love-is
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:56, Reply)
All sensational.
This has been my most played today tho soundcloud.com/frenchybear/sheila-b-devotion-your-love-is
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:56, Reply)
i don't think i understood a single word you've written
But I'm watching big rich texas. What is the obsession with reality shows?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)
But I'm watching big rich texas. What is the obsession with reality shows?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)
They remind us that there are people more terrible than we
yet we are degraded down to their level by watching
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)
yet we are degraded down to their level by watching
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)
this girl is crying because she wants her stepmother to love her for who she is
While the stepmother is trying to convince her to get liposuction to lose 5-10lbs to win a pagent
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)
While the stepmother is trying to convince her to get liposuction to lose 5-10lbs to win a pagent
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)
Damn
OFCOM and/or the FCC should make them use 'Holiday in Cambodia' as the soundtrack to this sort of thing
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)
OFCOM and/or the FCC should make them use 'Holiday in Cambodia' as the soundtrack to this sort of thing
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Bender does bendery things.
real men do stuff with hammers, mallets and saws.
Today I have broken a nail. This is shit.
This means I will have to cancel my upcoming Chanel modelling gig.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:37, Reply)
real men do stuff with hammers, mallets and saws.
Today I have broken a nail. This is shit.
This means I will have to cancel my upcoming Chanel modelling gig.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:37, Reply)
You are just like a shipping lane.
Always chocka with seamen.
Oh, wait. you said Chanel. Not channel.
Never mind, i've typed it now.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Always chocka with seamen.
Oh, wait. you said Chanel. Not channel.
Never mind, i've typed it now.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)
you need a stand in hand model
I think dozer probably has ladylike hands
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)
I think dozer probably has ladylike hands
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)
I imagine he probably does.
I myself have old lady hands. Very dry and red. What they used to call 'dish pan hands'.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
I myself have old lady hands. Very dry and red. What they used to call 'dish pan hands'.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
Me too.
Long and thin. Piano playing fingers. Just a shame I can't play the piano really.
I'm quite good on the organ though.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Long and thin. Piano playing fingers. Just a shame I can't play the piano really.
I'm quite good on the organ though.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I'm developing guitarist hands
left hand with short nails and tough skin and right hand with long scuffed nails. Also the right one is more muscular, but that's from the wanking
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
left hand with short nails and tough skin and right hand with long scuffed nails. Also the right one is more muscular, but that's from the wanking
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)
You should switch hands occasionally
You know, for the wanking at least.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)
You know, for the wanking at least.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)
This tune just came up on random on my media player
And it seems very apt for Barry.
youtu.be/LhkeTW-1pjA
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
And it seems very apt for Barry.
youtu.be/LhkeTW-1pjA
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Horde is great fun.
We can also play through the full campaign in co-op.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
We can also play through the full campaign in co-op.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)
So your car is fucked and you are trying to make your BMX more efficient to ride....
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)
how did I know that would be you before I scrolled down to the name...?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Well make sure you have a bath before coming to Bristol.
We don't want stinkers.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
We don't want stinkers.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I think she can go to Bristol via Bath
but I think that's the long way
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
but I think that's the long way
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)
I've been working for 'da man'.
It feels good, although I'm feeling a bit knackered as I got cock all sleep last night. And now I have to cook as the missus has had to go on a residential outward bounds thingy with the school at the last minute
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
It feels good, although I'm feeling a bit knackered as I got cock all sleep last night. And now I have to cook as the missus has had to go on a residential outward bounds thingy with the school at the last minute
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Yup.
It went OK, the usual 'read this corporate stuff' and getting IT sorted out but I did get to do some actual work and the location is brilliant. I've got an excellent view of the Newcastle skyline, which is a step up from looking at a fucking car park for the last six years.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)
It went OK, the usual 'read this corporate stuff' and getting IT sorted out but I did get to do some actual work and the location is brilliant. I've got an excellent view of the Newcastle skyline, which is a step up from looking at a fucking car park for the last six years.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)
the dig that stuff up from underground, you know
fog on the tyne is all mined, all mined
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
fog on the tyne is all mined, all mined
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
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