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Well that last thread has died.
What single lyric gives the easiest earworm?

Alt: Something else.

Ooh. Stick you. Your momma too - and your Daddy.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Alt: I went away for my tea, and when I came back, everyone had gone.
From this, I can conclude that /OT revolves around me.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
I was thinking about making dinner
but then I've not long since got in so figured it could wait half an hour.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
What are you having?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Spicy meatballs with mushrooms in tomato and garlic sauce with some pasta.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Nice.
I'm gonna cook chilli
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)
You killed the last thread.
I'm injecting some life back into the board.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I killed it by leaving.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
*Bottles off stage*

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)
One of the best YouTube clip ever.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I felt a bit sorry for them, if truth be told.
A bit.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)
I quite like that song.
But then, i do have the musical taste of a fourteen year old.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)
You ain't got no alibi.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Hilarious.
As is 50 Cent getting bottled off at Reading.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Now that would be good.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
YouTube it, there's loads of videos.
He tries throwing them back for a bit before being overwhelmed.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I was there
And it was hilarious.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Are you still in Happy Land?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
oh yeah!
was there are barryoaks update earlier I missed?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I think so, but I'm sure Baz will fill us in.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Indeed bruv.
Meeting her tomorrow after she's finished work. She's so ace.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Are you going back tomorrow?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Nah I can't go back til my laptops fixed.
She loves clothes as much as me and used to run her own menswear shop. Match heaven made in.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Bless.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)
oooh - that is good.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)
I don't have just one earworm
I have some bizarre tic of memory that will instantly recall a song if I hear more than a couple of words from it in sequence. Good for pub quizzes, though.

In other news, I've just burnt myself rather badly on the oven. Cuntfuckcuntfuckow.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)
What did you want to do that for?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)
I didn't
BELM.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Were you cooking with your cunt?
That sounds quite clever.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Fish pie.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
hairy clams

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
badly wrapped kebab

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)
badly stuffed taco

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Stubbly fish pie
oh god I've grossed even myself out there...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
something about sausage casing

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Cavy
You disgust me.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
yet unhigenic

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Alright ladies?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Alright PD
Leeds bash coming on?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
It's just beers and then maybe some house.
But sadly it seems that B3ta is largely populated by people with a musical taste that tends toward the rockular.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
You need to sell them a journey of discovery.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
Alternatively, sack it off and leave the quending to the interdweebs.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
You should get your lack of height down to Bristol this weekend.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Can't.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)
^ Scared.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)
ah, we don't need him.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)
We do.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
to give us a bit of class?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)
To make the average height a bit lower.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Well, I'm short. That will help.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Well when you get a nice new job, you won't be short any more.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
badum
tish.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
To lend you a debonair touch of suaveness.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
^ This.
You could also sample the 10 odd rums they have there as well.

EDIT: It's only 10 rums. Sorry.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Ooh.
Rum? Flavoured rums?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Looking at their website
www.applecider.co.uk/?page=drinks

They have rum a plenty.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
you may yet see drunk b3th

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Brilliant.
I'll buy you a rum.

What's your favourite?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
I don't know really.
I drink white rum. It's nice mixed with tropical fruit flavours.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
so basically, you like bacardi breezers?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Pretty much.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
b3th.
Do I have a Bobbly or a Fab?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Bobbly.
All the way.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Okay

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Cider cocktails!
sweeeeeeeeeet. But equally, christ I'm going to have to keep an eye on myself.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Have a Bristol Pimms

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Sounds promising
what's in it?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
No idea.
I've never ordered it.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
*interested*

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
6this

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I'm not into rum.
I'm into whisky.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
We are.
We're talking about berk's cunt.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Something like a phenomenon

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Slip in and out of phenomenon.
Is what the lyric actually is.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Really? I've been getting that wrong for a bajillion years.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Misheard lyrics are fun

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
When I was getting into Joy Division, when I was about 13, I thought the lyric was 'she seized a pot of flora, I thought she died, she said 'I've lost control again'.
kissthisguy.com/
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
White Lines
Used a replayed loop from Cavern by Liquid Liquid. In those days they used a band to replay bits of tunes instead of sampling.

The lyrics to Cavern on the bit that got 'sampled' are 'slip in and out of phenomenon', but Sal Prinicpato has one of those voices where he's easy to mishear. Therefore it is likely that whoever it was at Sugarhill Recorsd who did the vocals on the White Lines backing track did it wrong and sang 'something like a phenomenon'.

I am a massive hip hop geek and I love Liquid Liquid.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I.ike liquid latex

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
i had a pot of that in my car
when I was tidying it earlier
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Aren't Wigan playing well.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Yup

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
They've been doing well for a few weeks now.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Ah really?
I must take note of this. My colleague is a rampant Arsenal fan and it's always good to have a gentle dig when they lose.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Fuck you berk!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Don't do that Bob.
She burnt her front-bottom on the oven.

It might hurt her.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
It's only a game, Bobby
only a game.

NB Jeff, and it was my hand, not my clam. I honestly don't know how one would burn ones foof on the oven.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I know I know

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Trying to put a bun in!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
heating up sausages

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Eww.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
POPPIN' BODDLES IN THE ICE
LIKE A BLIZZARD
WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT
GITTIN' SLIZZERED
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Alright wooders?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
alright PD

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Jah bless, mi knotty-headed 'nilla.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)
what?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
The best of all songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY

Really easy to sing karaoke to, even if you're tone deaf.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
haha, I'd never heard the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)
I'll add this to the calendar
I've not idea how current this is - or if the prices are correct or out of date - but here is the drinks menu for The Apple

www.barsinbristol.co.uk/download/L2NvbGxlY3Rpb25zL2J1c2luZXNzZXMvMjIzOC9kb2N1bWVudC83OC9kb2NfMC5wZGY=
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Those cocktails look brilliant
I'm going to end up on my arse or in the harbour.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
The prices are usually quite resonable there.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Haha, oh dear
it may well be both, in that case.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
they charge extra for the life belts

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)
you and me both, kid.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
what cocktails do you think you'll try?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
ALLLLLL the cocktails!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
Don't be silly.
Mr b3th has to drive you home.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
You can see him being all disappointed and disgusted.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
And I can see you throwing up all along the Long Ashton bypass.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This would be seriously frowned upon.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I can't imagine he'll be able to your your hair out of your face whilst driving.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I'll need somebody to make sure I don't get too drunk then.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
We'll leave you in the care of Stunned then.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Is he better with people than he is with sofas?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I'm sure you'll be fine.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Erm, hmm, oooh
most of them?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
You three should pool your funds
You'll be able to get through them all then with you all sampling them.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a very good idea.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
On your heads be it!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
*3 way high five*

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I definitely want to try the Bristol Pimms
the cider sangria and the tractor fuel. I daresay Swipe will twist my arm in to drinking shots like she did at her summer bash, so I'll give that toffee apple a whirl as well.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I think The Apple closes at midnight.
I'll take you Indie dancing after!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Oooh yay!
I really really wanted to go clubbing after the last bash and had no idea it was already gone 2am when the place was kicking out. I've not been out dancing in ages!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
See how we are all feeling nearer the time, but there are a number of places we could all go.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
can I come?
I dance bestest
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I don't dance
so I will go home at kicking out time.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
:(

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
We've just discussed the issue
and his lordship (and accompanying puppy) will be there by midnight, so anyone who wants to stare and point at him can do so.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Get him to come up earlier and we'll buy him a drink.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I honestly don't think he'd go for that.
Ah! Another earworm!

I can't go for that, no I can't go for that...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I'm be amazed if anyone is still up for active movement post-cider.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I doubt I'll be drinking cider.
In fact, I won't.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
It's the law.
Have you seen the drinks menu?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
They have ales though?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Only Gem in bottles.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Hmm.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I'll get you tanked up one way or another.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
It's OK, there's wine.
I can pretend to be sophisticated.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Yeah, good luck with that.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Hell YEAH!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Winner.
I fancy getting my boogie on now.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

www.clubcooler.com/
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
this weekend is going to be good

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I keep telling you Cavy.
It'll be shit.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
not after a jug of bristol pimms

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I'm just trying to lower expectations.
That way, any fun is a bonus.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
too late my expectations are way high
so much so it's bound to be a let down
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
But ... but.... it's US!!!!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Too fuckin' true it is.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
and I won't be mean about your hair this time

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Were you the last time?
I really don't remember! I'm currently rocking the Tin Tin look as it's getting too long to spike up without going beyond the bounds of acceptable for work.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
We hadn't been introduced yet
and I was trying to be hilarious, but you didn't seem impressed. I felt a bit bad, but not much
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I have no recollection.
I had had a few by that point, so... Also, I'm not blond anymore. Which is another reason I need to get it cut, the grey's really bloody showing at the sides.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I've just pulled a hair follicle out
and I now have a massive hole in my head. It feels really weird.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
can you do that?
that's weird
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
It was huge
It felt like an egg.
Maybe it was an egg.
Maybe I'm infested with aliens.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
i think you just pulled a plug out of your head
like those ones those dudes had in Dune which stopped them from dying and if someone pulled them out they bled to death. Stupid Harkonens. What I'm saying is, put it back
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
I think it was a blocked follicle.
I shall kill myself immediately in shame.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I didn't even know they could block
OMG there are so many things bodies can do to try and kill us
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
BBC2!
it's the 70s!

*blisses out*
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I've just put it on.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
It appears to be 70-72 this week
so I won't be born until next week's episode.
Still, the 70s rocked.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Might catch part of it.
Still cooking.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
They're now trying to glamorise Peterborough.
Yeah, good luck with that.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Peterborough looks bent.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
It's the future!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Oooh, it's CAVY WALLS!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
what?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Watching a show on the 1970s
They got on to 'DIY' and immediately cut to someone lashing orange paint on their walls.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
yeah!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Very subtle shades of Fuck Me It's Orange.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
it is me!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Oi
I was born there. It's alright, actually - although I believe it went a bit mental in the 70s. Selected to be a new town or something.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
That've covered that bit!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)
The cathedral is nice
my Mum's side of the family all still live there.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
In the cathedral?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
No.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I've certainly visited worse railway interchanges.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Crewe.
Lived near there for the 1st 18 years of my life :(
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
that song walking on broken glass
And rockstar by nickelback
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Oooh. Rockstar.
You've got me.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Leave Right Now by Will Young is always swirling around my head in some capacity.
But it's okay cos it's actually a fantastic pop song.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Barry you utter quender.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
My taste in music is vast and touches many bases.
Clearly predominantly a disco queen but some pop music is ace.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Mine outvasts yours by a considerable distance.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
As long as you like circa 2000 garage and R&B as much as me you're cool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0DCwuBowiI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Oh yes.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I was raving in 2000.
And I was big into jungle.

So, no I don't like circa 2000 garage, except for a couple of MJ Cole tunes, 138 Trek by DJ Zinc and My Red Hot Car by Squarepusher.

And R&B is for girls.

138 Trek: youtu.be/MfmqmrFHJZg

T U N E!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Have you heard Neon Trees - Everybody Talks?
I can't decide if it will be or not, but it might be up your street. It's a catchy wee pop morsel, anyway.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I hate you
now it's in mine, too.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I don't know this song
do I win?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I should say so.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
YouTube it.
Thank me later.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Now I've, had, the time of my life...

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
And I'd never fucked your dad before.
Yes I swear, he's a poof.

And I owe it all to you...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Leave ma da oot oov dis

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
It just scanned well.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
The bloke in charge of our engineering stores is called Bill Medley.
True story.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
damnit
now I have a mouthworm of cold red tea and tinned fish (from a 12 hour coach journey when I was 13 in which the dirty dancing album was the only music and the aforementioned the only food)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Jesus Christ.
Superstar.
Rides down town on a Yamaha.....
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Hercules did a wee on my sofa.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Homer chewed my shirt

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I don't know this.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Hercules is my hamster.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Homer is my guinea pig

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
It appears you are Dozer are playing 'my pet is more bent than yours'
I think it has finished as a draw.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Hamsters are NOT bent.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Thanks for your input Richard Gere.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I'm better looking.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
if I hum it, you'll remember it

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Hahaha
Did you see that mental bint crying over David Bowie?

"He's smashing!"
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Yeah.
That'll be you lot if I say I can't make it out on Saturday.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
We'd do more than cry.
We'd throw ourselves off the bridge.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Take some onions with you.
Just in case the shock is delayed and you don't notice for several hours.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I've just found my job.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Tell me more.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
The playschool that Biscuit goes to is looking for staff.
I'm totally in there. i mean, they already know me, and they know I'm good with dogs.

i shall have words with the boss when we go in on Thursday.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Sweet!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Okay, there's some picking up of poo, and walking in foul weather
buty i do that anyway. Imagine being paid to play with dogs all day!
Not exactly what I was looking for, but it would be awesome.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
woof!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Down girl!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
evenin stranger
fuck off bert
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
hullo.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I'm tempted to apply myself!

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
for the wrong reasons

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Why do Monty and Darth never post in the evenings?
Not that I'm bothered about Darth, he's a belligerent, attention-seeking fruit.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
If you text Monty, he'll text you back.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I haven't got his number.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Well that's you fucked then, isn't it.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Because they have got social lives?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
You terrible quenderast.
youtu.be/9GOmHtWuB8U
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Indeed
I'm sure that link is worth listening to, but I've got a record on so it will have to wait.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
You bumlord.
It's a Dilinja remix of Bambaata by Shy FX.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
That's as maybe
But I have the Clarke Boland Sextet
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Evening shut-ins

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
evening.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Who's he talking to?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
All of the above

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Tangles.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Jeffrey

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
So, erm
this is fun, right?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
The thread is too big Captain
Start a new one.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
but I have no in depth and searching questions to start one with

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This one was hardly great.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

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