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Gurning Nazi cunt thread is dead
I'm meeting chickenlady tonight for drinks, what is the rest of O/T up to later?

Alt: I am the artist formerly known as PJM. If you had to pick a new monniker what would it be?

Alt Alt: What's your worst Friday afternoon work beer experience?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
your mum
to all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)
Hi "your mum"

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
i think that would work
plus you'd have a grat reputation as everyone claims to have had your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
You slaaaaaaag

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Don't you live with chickenlady?
Alt:
Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Alt Alt:
Having a 5 pinter then having to explain something technical to the MD
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I do...
...she's coming to Lahndahn for a pint with my colleagues.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Ahhh
I understand now
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)
and with any luck there will be sexehteim later once we get home

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I'm washing my hair, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Shit :-(

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I'm going to a pet shop,
I'm going to buy an aquarium heater to use in my homebrew, then dury rig something to keep it sealed in.
Then I'm going to the pub.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Use blockheads

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
YOURE A BLOCKHEAD!

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
*hits sporty with a rhythm stick *

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Thanks Jeff
I knew you would get it
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Make sure it doesm't overheat.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
thermostatic heater.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Alt: 'Queef Richards'
Alt alt: one which was actually a Thursday all-nighter that went 'straight through'. I don't drink during my working day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I remember a particularly bad post-site day in Liverpool
where three of us had gone mental the night before. One of the worst possible things to happen to a Unix server happened and I had to fix it whilst sweating out vodka and shaking
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:57, Reply)
That's fucking inspired - you should adopt it for sure
Usually not the only thing that goes "straight through" if you've been on a 18 hour bender judging by the state of the office bogs after our Development Dept has been on an epic night out.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
YOU'RE an 18 hour bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)
At least he's not a 24 hour bender

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
At night he dreams of being a woman.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Queef must be one of my favourite words of all time.
I drew a picture of my friend's mum queefing a badger out in his wedding card.

He was Not Amused. I think it was the addition of hypodermic needles in her thighs. Also, his mum saw it. And didn't deny the evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
In fairness his mum is fucking filthy.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
*applauds*
Also some applause for introducing a new verb into the lexicon.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
YO DEVSKI!
YO!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Word, Bredren.
*street handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I'm meeting someone who is not off the internet for drinks.
Then I am home to rest up til Sunday for the Marathon.

Alt: The Mighty Arsehole

Alt Alt: Beer does not lead to bad experiences. This is SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
NOT off the internet?!
Are you sure that is safe?
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)
probably an axe murderer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Probably.
I've known him 12 years though, so this Axe Murderer is playing the long game...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
they are the most dangerous ones

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
there are people not on the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I NO RITE
Nutters
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Apparently.
They're not right though. They look to healthy and have fulfilled lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Hello tighty!
I'll have to remember to sponsor you beforehand...good luck good sir.

Beer can lead to a bad experience if the barrel is on it's way out at a beer festival and there's only one karzy left to cater for a whole caravan site full of beardy, sandal wearing real ale drinking Klingon lookalikes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Ta muchly!
If beer leads to sandals then I'm switching to spritzers forthwith.

Although that may lead to a cock in the arse so... Maybe I'll stick with beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
It's a little bit like "Hobson's Choice"
One dire alternative or the other.

I'll watch out for you on the tellybox. Will you run in an appropriate costume, like a Fatcha mask or something?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I'm running in tiny pants and a vest because I'm likely to forget my PE kit.
Also, it'll make for easy access in case I need to 'do a Radliffe'.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
What and become the next Harry Potter?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I reckon I could carry it.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I'm meeting Battered for a pint
And if they don't get delayed, DG and Tourettes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
jefffstooooooooooooooooooooock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
It'll rain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
and I'm ill

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Urrugh.
Nothing any of us can catch I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
depends if I do the ping pong ball trick
.
.
.
i just grossed myself out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:05, Reply)
You seem like such a nice person IRL

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
FOOLED YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
IRL lols

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:07, Reply)
is the IRL some sort of middleground
between the IRS and the IRA?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Pay your taxes or we blow you up

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
yup
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2654675
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Afternoon.
Looks like I'll have the walking dead home in the next hour. He's trying to convince me that I can still go to Jeffstock, and has this crazy idea that he can still come and pick me up. What is it about men that makes them refuse to admit their limitations?

I've been looking into it, and the last train back to weston is about ten o'clock. If he's okay (and I can find a granddad-sitter) I might still make it for a few hours. Can't afford to get legless or anything though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
CHEERS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:07, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
we will have to just compress all the partying
and antics into a couple of hours, then
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:07, Reply)

So I have to get pissed and drown Battered in 2 hours? fucksake.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
yup
might want to make a start on it now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I do have two litres of blackrat I could sample beforehand.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)

alt: I change my name a lot.

alt alt: Falling asleep and everyone went home and left me there and I woke up at 7pm.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Bugger all, as I'm working tomorrow
Alt: I wouldn't, I'm rather fond of this one

Alt Alt: I don't drink at work.

Fucking hell, PJM and DiT in one afternoon? We are blessed. Who is next, Flim-Flam?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
BGB and Vipros turned up last night.
Zombie posters, I'm not sure I like the significance.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It's all good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I'll remind you of this when they're feasting on your entrails

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
She'd have to dig her way out from under the patio, first.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
She is/was The Magnificent though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Flim? Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
So she'd be able to get out from under the patio

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It turns out 'The Magnificent' was a boast too far.
'Surprisingly Soft-Skulled' might have been more accurate.

Still, I have said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Flim Flim the Hardcore?

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Flim Flam the easily embalmed.
I do love how your wife looks so sweet and innocent but she's got a mouth like a drunken navvie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
A pretty navvie though
with a cracking set of norks and a bottom that won't quit!? Right!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
and when I say 'won't quit'
I mean that it's covered in Nicorette patches.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I did notice that it kept sucking on a biro when I last saw you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
It does that
Between you and me it's got issues!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
How ruddy dare you!
Tis I, I am alive and shit - so suck on that one! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
NO WAI!
ZOMBIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Urgh
*brains*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I'm taking that fucking lump hammer back to B&Q.
"This hammer does not work properly and I demand a refund!"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Did you listen to the staff there...
that was your first mistake!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Woo hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
i'm putting on a chickenlady suit to rape some bike prick
alt my dj name

alt alt trying not to glow bright ride or sway in front of important clients
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
i once drank in the day at work
when I was working in a shop. Not sure who's great idea it was to be giving away free martinis in the middle of town. Went round a few times before they started recognising me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)

first run Cavy, then a witch, then an orc, then a valkyrie, then a mermaid.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
i am already all of these things

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I have to go home and pack, and make some cake
then I am going to a gig. I have no idea what my new username would be.

Alt alt - can't honestly say I've had one. Cycling back home in the rain last week full of cider and curry and in desperate, crippling, agonising need of the bathroom was pretty bad. But that's about it.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
How can a person be in crippling, agonising need of a bath?
I've fancied a bath quite a lot, before, but nothing so urgent as that. You're weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
berk is a fish

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I thought it was a more polite way of saying I really needed a poo
cycling whilst clenching is not fun.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
GIRLS DON'T POO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
The Cure's less successful etc....

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Fuck you man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Fuck you both.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
No, fuck you both

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
The Cure's errr... hang on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Dre

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
The Cure's etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
oddly the original is on the radio right now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Oddly - and shitly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
You should have just said you were 'busting for a Forrest'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
The Cure's less successful etc....

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
10/10
That's the only record of theirs I actually like.

'Love Cats' is the most twee, wanky heap of shit of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)
The Cure have made many good and many bad songs
Forest = good
Love Cats = bad
Fascination St = good
Close To You = bad
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I'd argue "Friday I'm In Love" is

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Oh Fucking hell that might even be worse
You’re more of a Manics, Stereophonics kind of chap, aren’t you boyo?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Catatonia

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Tom Jones

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
turtle heading.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
THE CURE'S LESS SUCCESSFUL ETC
olololol
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Love Shats

(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
OH GREAT, NOW _I'M_ THE CREEPY ONE.

(I helped save b3ta! Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
my house doesn't have a bath
just a shower. I really really really want a bath
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I fucking love having baths.
Despite my being too tall for all bar one bath I've even been in.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
i need to pay someone to put a bath in my bathroom
preferably properly plumbed. This is quite the most domestic of all my dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Where did you find one big enough?
Our bath is nowhere near big enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
He means length, not width.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
One of my ex's lived in a house in Camden
the bathroom of which was about the size of my current flat. In the middle of it was a free-standing, rolltop bath on a marble plinth – this bath was at least 6’6” long and took half an hour to fill. It were REET CHAMPION, AH TELL THEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Later I am off to pick up my son from my ex for a weekend of playing with remote controlled cars.
Alt: I've had a fair few. Bicycle Repairman is one I wish I'd thought of.

AltAlt: none that I can think of /boring
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Staying in, I've spent an eye watering amount of money this week.
Gonna watch Game of Thrones, admire my new shades and swoon over my recently restored Oliver Spencer jacket that I picked up today. Was absolutely filthy and presumed ruined, the dry cleaners have worked miracles and I told them as such earlier.
Alt: Harvey Price, cos then I wouldn't be able to see half the shit that gets posted on here.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Nobody was home when I got in from work
So I've taken that as tacit consent for me to come to the pub.
Tonight's plans involve curry and packing for weekend away.

Alt: Dunno, PJM is now free so I'll have that.

Alt alt: The one I'm having now is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Still got the remnants of the flu
so not doing anything. I might watch some comfort TV though to cheer myself up.

Alt: NonnyMouse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Watcha Amberl.
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Not bad cheers
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Got a cold.
Feeling a bit stuff up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
*ill fives*
Thanks again for the ASoIaF books, mostly worked my way through now.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
No worries.
If you want some utter trash I can send you the sookie stackhouse books.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I had flu for a week
weak as a kitten, couldn't do anything but read my Kindle while curled up in bed. Managed to read 21 books, so I am actually almost out of book-stock. In other words yes please. If you require any interesting new ebooks I have a nice selection also.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
You B4$H1N?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You Ke$ha?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I may have to back out I'm afraid
bit pressed for money. I'm sure it will be an excellent night though!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Oh man lame-oh.
People will get you some beers. (Not me, obv.)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I distinctly remember trespassing on Jeff's kindness
last bash so I may take a pass. That or get drunk before I come out. It'll be like being a student again.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
i will buy your beers all night if you come, i haven't seen you for nearly A YEAR
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease come!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I was actually just about to ask you down thread
if you're busy on the 27th May :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
LOOKS GOOD!
oops sorry for caps. are you coming to london?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I'm down in London for a musical on the 26th
I'll probably stay the night, and wondered if you'd be up for lunch or something the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

are you coming tomorrow?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Hell yes.
I made a promise to my dying grandfather that on the 21st of April each year I'd beat the shit out of the first person I saw in gangrene-coloured gaylord sneakers.

I can't let him down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I will be wearing my Jordans to show you up biiattch. First rounds on me then boss.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Jordan IVs I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

nah man 2011 canvas straight from the U S of A.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Tsk.
Jordan IVs are in my top five sneakers of all time.

There were some super-rare pale grey ones which I would really, really like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Are you suggesting that Bob has a pair of
Reebok Barrymores. In green.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I'm oft
out tonight to be a wingman for about 8 mad girls. What was supposed to be a 'girls night' has apparently turned into a 'attack the menfolk night'... I'll be dancing around them all with vodka!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Sounds terrifying.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
For all the unsuspecting menfolk
yes!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
*narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
She gone do you wrong DiT.
She been messin' all around town with other guys, doin' the wild thing all night long.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I thought as much.
She always comes home with fivers stuffed in to her garters.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I'm having an affair
with a toucan!

Don't say 'well toucan play that game'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
fuck off jeff

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
You're very strange

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Welcome to the Internet...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Very true
I'd forgotten!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Go on then
Explain what you mean!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Jeff makes puns
We tell him to fuck off.

Anyone else making puns must therefore be Jeff.

We tell them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Ah I see
I'm so out of the loop maaan! It's all trippy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
And a card saying 'love from all the firemen, we'll never forget you'
wedged in her knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
It's true
They won't forget! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
And when memory fails
there's always the photographs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
What! I'm wingmanning
I'll be Goose to a room full of Maverick's... which mean's I'll die at around midnight and you have to come and get me and shout 'HO-NO HO-NO' at me and cradle my head! Then Meg Ryan will be all like sad and shit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
OH NO YOUR GOING TO GET HEAD CANCER AND DIE IN HAWAII!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
OHEMGEEE!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
GOOSE! GOOOOOOOOSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I would just like to tell you all that I'm listening to Stevie Nicks at work and I'm not sorry about it either.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Rebel Rebel.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Your face is a mess.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I hope you eat a lot of mashed potato and refined pasta tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Rice, rice and rice.
Perhaps with some rice, and maybe some protein.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Will you be getting your 'protein' straight from the tap?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I'm pretty much given up in my attempt at the off road half marathon.
But I'm going to enter that one in High Wycombe in July. Are you going to do the Bristol one?

Please do the Bristol one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Why have you given up?
I might. I don't want to commit to much more running after this weekend, I want to get back to my bikes for a bit. Maybe. I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
My legs don't work properly. After my knee gave out a week or so ago I haven't run.
I've been to the physio and I'm going back next friday, and she's loosening the muscles, but I don't want to suddenly do a massive run, off road, when my running style has just changed as it'll just end up with me hurting myself.

Do you want to do a big bike ride somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Fair enough.
I'm carrying a little ankle knock in to Sunday which I am worrying about. I'm just going to strap it and go - I can worry about the pain later.

Big bike ride? ABSOLUTELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
We could ride from your house all the way to Brighton.
It's about 70 miles. It'll be fun.

I'd need to do some training first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Yep, sounds good.
There's always the Dunwich Dynamo too. Let's do a big 100 miler. Let's do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Oooo, how about this one?
www.bike-events.com/Ride.aspx?id=347

Although it's the week before the Bristol half.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)
While it looks really good...
I'm stepping away from fundraising for a bit - I fear I'm becoming the guy that's always asking for sponsor money...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Yeah, that's true
I fucking hate doing stuff for charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
That's not what I meant and you know it.
GOD, you're always twisting my words, I HATE YOU. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Punk is STILL ALIVE, everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
QUICK! Get me a safety pin!
I'm going to stick it in my ear and, er, spit at something.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
You are the least punk person I've ever met.
And I once met the Queen Mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I am SO punk.
We can have ANARCHY, right, as long as everyone respects the rules and agrees to do an equal share of tidying up after, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
English country anarchy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
God Save the Queen!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Surprisingly, I have been told I look a bit like Rik Mayall...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
One day you and I shall meet and I will redefine your definition of 'not punk'

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
and possibly even your definition of 'well bent'.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I think later I will be crashing and burning
as I'm still fucking shattered. On the plus side, my zombie husband is home and just as chipper as ever. Which, for a grumpy old cunt, is pretty damn chipper.

alt: I was mrs b3th just after I got married, but then I went back to plain old b3th when it stopped being exciting. If I had to pick a new name, it would probably be my other webname, which is Sal_Acious.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
chilling out and awaiting
missus's inevitable drunken return. gonna play some guitar badly and gurn while i do it. probably take a shit. celebrate 4:20 with overeating and the usual..

alt: well, this one is shiny-new. not changing it.

alt alt: went out to celebrate a mate's leaving do. decided foolishly to take advantage of wetherspoons cider fest and try EVERYTHING ON THE MENU. this included some 750ml bottles of 8% perry. got back to office 45 mins late, no food only cider, to mass panic and lots of alarms. absolutely buggerated. messy. worst bit was making eye contact with my mate across the desk, giggling like retards.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Celebrate 4:20?
Is that a ridiculously pompous MASSIVE DRUGZ reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'd never heard of this until last night.
I declare it 'well bent'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I know drug slang is generally pretty shit, but seomthing about the whole 4:20 thing really made me want to punch someone in the face.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

hiya prick!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Is there a particular reason why you've decided to be rude to me today?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I could think of several but that was spontaneous.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Oh man I had a 'zoot' as soon as I heard about it!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Yes, yes it is.
The twats are everywhere today.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
work. woo.
alt I don't know, I'm so unoriginal I used my own name as my username here, can't really think of another one

I haven't had bers for 2 fridays now, may have some tonight
but then again, probably not. because i'm broke.
(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
You should change your name to "SUPERAWESOMEMEGAKRISTINE"

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm not really mega though, not that big, what's half of mega?

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Bazongoid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
bazongaloid sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
It certainly does.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Oh man, sick name change burn.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
it's not though
my heart wasn't in it
(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I approve

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
dr gunther von hagens evil hat

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
"Gurning Nazi cunt thread is dead"
this may be a contender for the best subject heading in OT's history.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

There's a burst pipe in the buidling I work in so they've turned off all the water and I need a piss.

I have to get the lift down 8 floors, go outside, walk all the way to the other end of this block, go back in and get the lift back up three floors to the toilets in the other part of our office.

I may just piss in the lift.

Just thought I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Alt: Kate Thornton's Grubby White Van.

(I helped save b3ta! Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This sounds very filthy.
A*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Alt: Drizzle Skipper
It's a butterfly I'd never heard of before today, but it souinds like a fun job title also.
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)
it sounds like a gay porn name

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Actually it seems I may have mis-heard the radio and it's actually a Grizzled Skipper
Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
that's more of a rough gay porn name

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
possibly involving a pirate ship

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Yarh!

(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
a porn version of Tintin perhaps

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Bagsie Capitan Haddock
I do and excellent Haddock Voice
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
The Spanish Captain Haddock
"Hola Teenteen, we have mucho adventures quinto quinto Pepe"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
is that kiddie porn?

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
more bestiality I suspect

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)
not helping matters here

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
Not really caring either, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I've just found out that I can do a great rendition of that stripper music
in a 1930's muted jazz trumpet style using only my hands and mouth.

I fucking RULE
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
you must be fighting minge off with a shitty stick

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I get so swamped that I don't have room to swing it
I have to fight them off with my bare hands! It's brutal. Brutal, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
you'd be better off with a short weapon
fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
How's he going to fight them off with a needle?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Really, there's no need for flattery

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
You do indeed.
And may I say, you rule 'the kingdom of the knobends' in a firm yet fair manner which makes you beloved of all its citizens. Even if they are massive knobends.

You're a knobend. That's basically where I'm going with this. You knobend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Fuck that, I'm the best thing about humanity.
I am the apex of our evolution. I am the homotype.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
lol "holotype"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
lol "holodeck"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
I thought as much etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Wait, wait...that's just too obvious a strike through to resist...
are you ready...


apex nadir
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I am the nadir of humanity's shitness

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
<hilarious strikethrough>type<end hilarious strikethrough>

(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Okay
Before this thread dies a death, I have to share this with you. I find it one of the funniest afternoon-at-work-drinking stories ever.

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/quitters/post163394
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Okay
Before this thread dies a death, I have to share this with you: you are bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)

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