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obligatory "things from Jeffstock" thread
Quote of the evening:
"This is the first time I've been made to go home BEFORE I I've shit myself!" - Monty Boyce.
Had a fantastic time, am very drink. G'nite!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 2:12,
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*sadface*
I missed all the fun.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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I had a really great time, and it was lovely to meet all of you.
Except that one person. They were a right cunt. I wish they hadn't been there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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Yeah
Everyone was lovely except that one clunge :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:00,
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You're totally my new girl crush.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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Aw, right back atcha babe :-)
Burt sends his love too - we are in the pub with Rakky, waiting for Jeff and BGB \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:03,
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ooh.
Thell them hello from me.
*waves*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:08,
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I will totally do this thing!
*waves back*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:14,
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YOU CAN'T SAY THAT AND NOT TELL US WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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Nah, we're just kidding...
Piston Broke wasn't there :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:06,
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It wasn't his female counterpart B***a was it?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:20,
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Got home
tired now. Hope all you cunts still in Bristol are having fun
(and your car gets better soon)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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Weekend summary
Jeff telling Mrs Battered on the phone “I’m not an idiot, I’m actually quite senior in financial services”.
Monty consuming double brandies for breakfast as we waited for Lusty to turn up and punch him.
Having an awesome curry.
Vomiting in to my mouth, swallowing it and carrying on drinking.
Seeing BGB, who was on great form.
The only bad part was a Wetherspoons roast lunch today which was officially The Worst Meal In The World ™
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 18:57,
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Now you've just reminded me of that minging carrot...
*does a little dry sick*
Other than that it has been a splendid weekend \o/
DG has just noticed our flight is half an hour later than we thought so we are tits having another pint with Rakky and Jeff :-)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:14,
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It's always about the tits with you, isn't it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:21,
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Proof
That your phone auto corrects 'totally' to 'tits'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:21,
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TITS \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:11,
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I had to come off the motorway on the way home to have 30 minutes sleep. Shattered.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:24,
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Shattered Battered!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:37,
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Was it just a short nap?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:46,
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Heeheehee :D
You said *come off*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 1:12,
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"The only bad part was a Wetherspoons roast lunch today which was officially The Worst Meal In The World ™"
Have you seen CHCB's NHS "meals" blog?
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Captain V, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:41,
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No I haven't. Linky please
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:42,
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I think it's a list of postings on facewhore
I'm sure she'll post a link in good time. The food they give pregnant women (with failing kidneys and other complications) is bloody dire.
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Captain V, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:45,
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My wife said something similar when she was kept in after daughter was born.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:47,
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Did you get a massive smile when you got back?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:55,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 19:57,
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They're a lot more interesting when they get to the age when they can form relationships and their personalties start developing.
Enjoy it. In a few short years she'll be telling everyone you're a tool.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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So there are survivors from the Bristol apocolypse then?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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no
no survivors.
I suggest a huge outpouring of national grief
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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I am grieving
Mainly because if all the attendees are dead without hope of recovery there'll only be me, Plum and Freefair left on OT.
And I ain't the best company.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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Yep. Bob pussied out though. The great Mary.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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That's a bit shitty
Can anyone verify the existence of Bobby then?
Even I've rocked up to the occasional event, to the regret of all concerned.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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so who made the biggest tit of themselves?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:45,
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what, by not going?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 20:53,
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yeah
why not. Something like that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 21:03,
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