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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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can everyone stop boring the shit out of me now please?
alt FFS
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:00, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
alt FFS
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:00, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's a very, very old meme
from the early days here, I think it was Hankster. It's a response when someone asks "Help, my computer/phone/xbox/leg isn't working, what do I need to do?"
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
from the early days here, I think it was Hankster. It's a response when someone asks "Help, my computer/phone/xbox/leg isn't working, what do I need to do?"
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
oh god this is already the shittest thread ever
i'm stuck here with the three worst posters
:(
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
i'm stuck here with the three worst posters
:(
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I'm coosing to believe you mena Phlly, Badger and Chompy ere SOn.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
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looking north of this post, mighty badger is the dullest person here
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
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Icon cost money and people only ever have money if they earned it and are thus better than people with less money.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
You know you want to join the 'special club' son.
go on, have a click.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
go on, have a click.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
to take you SRSLY ONLINE
i do think it's a bit cheap to hang out here for years without having paid a single penny. if you're new, or bert's 10th sockpuppet, then that's a bit different, as at least he paid for the first one...
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
i do think it's a bit cheap to hang out here for years without having paid a single penny. if you're new, or bert's 10th sockpuppet, then that's a bit different, as at least he paid for the first one...
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
are you the fake freak again? or the real deal?
i can't keep up around here any more
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
i can't keep up around here any more
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I donated again to get new icons
So that cancels your donation out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
So that cancels your donation out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
It'll take a miracle and misttaspakkaman to turn this thread around
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
i think i might bring forward the date of when it all kicks off
this shit thread has forced my hand
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
this shit thread has forced my hand
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)
so basicly, someone who travels all the way from whereevrr to Bristol fir an socail gathering of friends, and then takes the mick out of them fpr doing it....
...has trouble representing both himself and interpriting peoples thoughs and feelings, on multipule occasions... might have a bpd?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
...has trouble representing both himself and interpriting peoples thoughs and feelings, on multipule occasions... might have a bpd?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
yeah definitely
when it all kicks off gonz, i want you on my team but i don't want you getting hurt, ok?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
when it all kicks off gonz, i want you on my team but i don't want you getting hurt, ok?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I swear to god, if you turn out to be Bert, I'll fuckin' do one. Or Berk. One of the two, I get the names mixed up. Eaither way one will be done.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
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Berk's the one who fucked his sister
Bert is the guy who is always on here complainging about his weight and being single
hope this helps
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Bert is the guy who is always on here complainging about his weight and being single
hope this helps
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
If berk turns out to be Bert
you're going to have yourself a proper Crying Game moment, the amount of groundwork you've put in.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
you're going to have yourself a proper Crying Game moment, the amount of groundwork you've put in.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I made up a little song though, that you might want to hear.
37 offers from recruiters on my phone, 37 offers for interviews ! You take one offer, and turn it down, 36 offers from recruiters on my phone.
I've had some fucking amazing cracking offers today, video games companies, big magazines, small start ups, social networks, loads of digital agencies, big teams, small times. Wages of all shapes and sizes.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
37 offers from recruiters on my phone, 37 offers for interviews ! You take one offer, and turn it down, 36 offers from recruiters on my phone.
I've had some fucking amazing cracking offers today, video games companies, big magazines, small start ups, social networks, loads of digital agencies, big teams, small times. Wages of all shapes and sizes.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Afternoon all
I am not dead. This most likely displeases most of you
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I am not dead. This most likely displeases most of you
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I drank some Mountain Dew energy drink the other day.
Jesus. What with the caffeine and the sugar, I can run straight up walls. Also, all my teeth spontaneously fell out.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Jesus. What with the caffeine and the sugar, I can run straight up walls. Also, all my teeth spontaneously fell out.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It tasted like arse, but I'll be honest with you, I put that down to the Mountain Dew bit
not the energy drink bit.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
not the energy drink bit.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
im not sure how an intelligent person could do that
All energy drinks taste nasty and all mountain dew is delicious
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
All energy drinks taste nasty and all mountain dew is delicious
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I simply don't have the necessary breadth of vocabulary
to explain to you just how wrong you are.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
to explain to you just how wrong you are.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I had my first energy drink in a while today
Remembered why I stopped drinking them again now, I feel fucking ill.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Remembered why I stopped drinking them again now, I feel fucking ill.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
it RUINED my lunchtime plans
i wanted m&s but had to make do with sainsburys, as m&s is much further away :(
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
i wanted m&s but had to make do with sainsburys, as m&s is much further away :(
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I know swipe is a bit money oriented, but even she can't get Rihanna to get her lunch for her
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
rihanna has done a song with that bloke who beat her up
what sort of example young women etc?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
what sort of example young women etc?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Based on the overwhelming evidence I see on a daily basis.
Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Some of us lift them over peoples' heads.
But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
what sort of hat do you wear that doesn't absorb water?
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
If it's raining that hard that you'll get wet whilst wearing a hat then don't fucking go out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
but i'd promised my friend percy pigs
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
An acceptable substitute
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Erm, quite a lot of hats.
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
at 5'6 i resent that
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enough
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
umbrellas help but they only go so far
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Benter would have been better
I'm on a train in the rain, wearing brogues and listening to the pogues.
There are coal power stations on my left and right, the beautiful industrial northern pands
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I'm on a train in the rain, wearing brogues and listening to the pogues.
There are coal power stations on my left and right, the beautiful industrial northern pands
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
pands? what sort of autocorrect is that?
also, I now have an image of you wearing Spider Stacy as a hat.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
also, I now have an image of you wearing Spider Stacy as a hat.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
It's like the secret seven
The whole gangs here man, let's just go crazy
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
The whole gangs here man, let's just go crazy
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
what the?
your off the team man, even if we're winning i don't want you now
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
your off the team man, even if we're winning i don't want you now
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
If you were a disco biscuit kid of the 90's you'd have gotten that reference :(
SAYIMBACKONTHETEAMMAN
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
SAYIMBACKONTHETEAMMAN
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
ok rory, you're back to neutral
if you wanna jump in on our side once the heavy stuff goes down thats cool
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
if you wanna jump in on our side once the heavy stuff goes down thats cool
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
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