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Un-necessary argumentsObviously we all argue about everything on here but what other arguments have you ended up having about nothing?
I was in a pharmacy yesterday and was getting grief for having taken Co-Codamol for longer than three days as it can cause "addiction". Quite why I could be addicted to pills that don't fucking do anything is beyond me.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:59,
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Man on internet knows more than medical establishment shocker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:01,
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It wasn't that, RoryCo-Codamol is hardly coke
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:03,
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yeah!codeine is only an opiate and he should be allowed as much as he wants!
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Damn rightFuck, if that is an opiate I should be moving up to heroin for tonight
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:05,
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It's alright Sporters, a common side effect is confusion, you're just all muddled up that's allBet you didn't catch the pharmacist makin wanker signs under the counter
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:07,
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I thought he was shaking the bottle :o((
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:08,
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Shaking his bottle?EDIT:
Voltarol Emulgel is the fucking business.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:09,
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Getting annoyed at the suggestion that you might be addicted Could well be an early indication that you are addicted, sporto.
The sooner you can admit to having a problem, the sooner you'll be able to start dealing with it.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:10,
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It's OK, I'm here to help him when he's ready to admit to it.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12,
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Curses.I'd have been there first if I hadn't written so much...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14,
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You find a girl to love.Step 2 - she falls in love with you.
Step 3 - you kiss and hold her tightly.
Wait...sorry, those are the steps to heaven. No wonder it took me so long to sort myself out.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14,
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I bet you were shouting "I AINT EVEN ADDICTED JUST GIVE ME THE PILLS"(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)
It's like I was in the MK Asda!(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12,
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I once had a massive row with someone about whether there should be a hyphen in unnecessary.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:11,
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- and - what - was - the - outcome - ?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12,
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This one is Fakemonty Quentin(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:16,
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I had an argument with my wife about which roller to use when painting the hall.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14,
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This was the kind of stuff I was afterI got bollocked once for purchasing incorrect cheese.
There is no such thing as incorrect cheese. It is simply MOAR cheese
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:16,
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I don't understand thisLady in Red (Leicester)?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:20,
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I got told off for opening a new packet of crackerswhen there were already some crackers open in a tin at the top of the cupboard.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:19,
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I got the STARE when I informed Mrs Cow that when we are educating the kidsto say please and thank you, she doesn't say either
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:20,
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I actually told the mrs off when we were in Australia for continually saying "Can I get" instead of "Could I have"I always think "Can I get" sounds really rude. And the mrs is always banging on about me not saying please. But that annoys me, because if you ask someone politely for something (e.g. Mrs al? Could you possibly pass me that screwdriver as I'm stuck up a ladder?") then you say thanks afterwards then to me that's fine without the please, and being badgered to say please when you're standing on a fucking ladder trying to stop the light fitting falling down is really irritating.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31,
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Not saying please and thank you is just dreadfully rudeI am a stickler for it
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:37,
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Sportscow, do you think you could possibly FUCK OFF.Thanks sweety.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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It's that kind of shit that tears a marriage apart.Catface covered the entire cooker in grease yesterday because he fried the bacon at too high a temperature. I told him off because he did the same thing last week, and when I pointed it out then he said "oh sorry, I didn't think". He didn't learn either. *brandishes rolling pin menacingly*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:25,
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The toothpaste comes with a flip-top lid now, so there should be no problems with not replacing the capAND STILL SHE LEAVES IT OPEN!!!!!
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31,
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*shakes fist*Squeezes it in the fucking middle!!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34,
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Is this something all women do?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:36,
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I think soSee also:
Not putting anything back away in the kitchen. EVER
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38,
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Leaving knives that you just sharpened on the draining board underneath plates and pans.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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Putting knives full of butter on the side*shakes fist at sky*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45,
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Clearing up the plates from dinner, carrying them into the kitchenand then LEAVING THEM ON THE WORKTOP ABOVE THE EMPTY DISHWASHER!!!! FFS!!!!!
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Emptying the dishwasher and not drying off the plastic stuffJust leaving it on the bench
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48,
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Oh, no I do that all the time.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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Are we all married to the same woman?Or are they all shit?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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They are not all shit.You must therefore be married to the same woman. Good luck with that.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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Mine squeezes from the middle of the tube.And that makes it top heavy so you can't stand it up.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34,
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yeah it wouldif he'd been grilled instead he'd just have stripey burn marks like a pink zebra
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No, fry for longer.Also, put a lid over the pan, stops the grease going everywhere.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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That's true.But it means cleaning the grill pan and I hate that. I want one of those George Foreman lean mean grilling machines.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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That would mean remembering to buy foil.I only have cling film.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31,
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the fuck is wrong with you?foil is for cooking, clingfilm is for keeping your sandwiches in your thomas lunchbox
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I haven't been to the shops?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32,
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CHCB, are you cross with me for being a terrible running spaz and not being able to make it this weekend?And also for not wanting to enter the ballot for London 2013?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33,
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YES.Pain is no barrier to glory, or something.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34,
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I feel really bad now.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:36,
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I've been watching Game of Thrones all weekend.You're lucky I don't come over there and declare war on your house. I think we can form a truce though. Besides, those swords look heavy.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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I like that a lotI have one to catch up on after the Man C v Man U game tonight
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:40,
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You should try Breaking Bad, I started watching it this weekend and am already part way through series 2.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42,
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I tried that based on a recommendation and ended up watching all four seasons pretty much back to back in the space of a fortnight. Excellent series.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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I've just finished Season 1 and the first episode of Season 2 is my evening's viewing, very exciting.I put off watching it for ages because I thought it was going to be some kind of LARPer shit.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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Joffrey is delightfully evilI could punch his smug little face until my hand broker
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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He's a toerag alright.Loads of it was filmed near where my parents live so it's quite cool being able to spot locations.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45,
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You should read the books. They are really good.Would you like epub versions of them?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41,
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Yep, that would broker a truce.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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They are on their way.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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WOOP WOOP!I pardon your transgressions forthwith.
Also, I hope your leg is getting better.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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My first test run is tonight. A gentle 3 miles with only one trip up Cat Hill.I think I'll be doing it in the rain, but that's okay, as it means I can try my birthday running raincoat.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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My mate was running a marathon on Sunday and had to pull out at 19.5 miles with hypothermia(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38,
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Was it the Milton Keynes marathon?I would have pulled out with crippling boredom.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39,
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I'm not sure where he was runningLives near Manchester
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:40,
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They haven't cleared up all the shit the runners dropped.I walked past about 100 energy powder packets. Broken Britain.
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If you were part of the Big Society you'd be out clearing that up.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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Don't put cling film on the pan.It ruins your bacon.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33,
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1. wrap each bacon slice in clingfilm2. grill
3. enjoy carcinogenic bacony plastic goodness
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Woken up after 3 hours to find multiple Quentins. Am I still asleep and having a nightmare?(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33,
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I made a flippant remark about cyclists once and managed to upset a psycho on the internet who has dogged my footsteps ever since. And I've had several heated discussions about whether or not Denis "meant to do it" against Newcastle. Of course he did!
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I fucking hate cyclists. We should hunt him down and run the cunt over.
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Not in my new old mans car. It's too pretty. Happy to throw sticks at the wheels though.
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What have you bought?(
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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Never buy French unless it's food or drink. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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I know, I know but it's so cool and in really good nick. Plus it has loads of gadgets!
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I had a Saxo that had to be scrapped after 55k miles. I liked it but it was appallingly badly made. Lazy French.
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Not as cool as Quentins Ford Probe. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:11,
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Have bought car.Go vroom vroom.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48,
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It's OK. I have an old car. Anyone that doesn't signal, runs a light or cuts across traffic goes straight over the bonnet.
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You apply that rule to other cars though right?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:15,
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Between us we can take them all down. I'll get a pressure washer and a large bundle of sticks. You fill up the tank, sharpen the door mirrors and fit those spikey wheel things (can't remember the name -bodecias?)
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We should use my car. Volvos weigh a tonne. Extra bone crushing. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53,
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Yes. Also 'have a baby so have to take loads of stuff everywhere syndrome' (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:05,
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Talking of meds, I would love some heroin right now.I'm 99% sure most addicts start because they wake up hungover and fancy trying something to take the edge off. I'm sorely tempted, my head's about to cave in.
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Can of full fat Coke and a Cornish Pasty(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:03,
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Had green tea and a sausage/egg sarnie in the cafe earlier.Hardly made a dent. Who fucking goes to City Vaults on a Sunday?
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Sundays are just stupid.We went out once for a laugh and got horrendously pissed so now if we ever go out on a Sunday we can only do the same or go further. It's the rules. Plus we only go to the horror establishments. I can still smell Blu Bamboo on me :(
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Actually we used to do something similar in SunderlandFitzgeralds for a Sunday lunch then stay out
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13,
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I actually want to kill myself. And I text something daft to the bird I'm seeing and now she's in a right huff. Sunday needs to stop existing, it does bad things to good people who don't deserve such trauma.
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Fucks sake BazSort it awwwwwwt!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:18,
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She just got the t-shirt I bought her through the post.She loves it. All is okay with the world again. Except for the fact my head still feels like it's going to cave in.
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I could make you an uplifting spotify playlist?a bit of westlife? Josh Grobin?
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*Barryoaks theme*You should try driving 200 miles in that state. I spent this weekend recovering from the weekend before.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:24,
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It's filthbut two Big Macs and full fat coke can cure a hangover in half an hour.
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Not as well as another beer does. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:07,
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Although in his case it's shandy. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:10,
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Of the hand variety.You coming for pizza on the 9th?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:15,
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I certainly am. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:16,
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It better not go on later than 9pmBattered has to go to bed after Play School.
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He kept dry pants all day so he can stay up late(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21,
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Un-necessary hyphen.EDIT I see I am not the first to point this out. Ah well.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13,
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I had an argument with someone about whether Nakers was a bent spastic or not.I didn't really. There's not a soul alive who doesn't think he is one. Nor even any dead people.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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He's not known as Julian Deacon for nothing. (
Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:20,
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Ahhh, sorryMy brain is in wrong today
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:23,
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I had a limited editon walls sausage roll for lunchit tasted awful
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What was limited about it?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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limited edition pork and SWEET onion sausage rollit was too sweet
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AmazingA thread at lunchtime that mentions lunch and not one post about it. Well done team!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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New thread time someoneEDIT:
Apart from the Quintens
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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i only started that other one to get things moving again, it worked(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
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