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Anyone up for seeing The Offspring at Shepherd's Bush O2 ? I'm getting tickets the day I decide to take up a job.
I donno who's up for it, but I really wanna go to their concert, I haven't been to a stage performance like this before, but I'd fucking love it. Do you get seats and galaxy minstrals and a brochure? Do you think they'd be t-shirts and stuff too? I really wanna go.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:34, Reply)
really never been to a proper gig? blimey

I just want to post to say YAY ME! Just went through the scary panel of doom with document of enormousness - they kept saying document was very good which made me proper chuffed. Next stop, panel of ULTIMATE doom
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Hay hay, I remember when the last album came out me and you were gazin' 'bout goin' to see them.
The only gig, as in, not a play or something like that, that I've been too, is a mate's mate's band when I was 18, and we left when they finished their couple of songs. Never been to a real one though.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:48, Reply)
yeah, don't reckon I can make this one, though
I think it falls on a larp event
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Oh Cavy, say it ain't troo, I mean it knew it was bad but nothing prepared me for this link :((

It reminded me of watching Pistons standup and how I just wanted to kill myself afterwards
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)
we're less american

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:50, Reply)
You're not denying the terrible seeing of the ways of the larp :((

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)
that's not really in english, is it?
yeah, larp's like that. She makes a good point - it works from a first person perspective, it's made for other people watch
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:53, Reply)
Soz, I was trying out my 'larper speak'
On reflection they weren't as fat as I was expecting, and there was one slag with nearly her tits out! Gaz me details of the next 'meet' and I'll bring a bedsheet as a disguise or whatever they're called. If anyone asks I can justify it cos Elizabeth used to be a larper
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:57, Reply)
It's tomorrow
and there are many many 'shelf' boobs around due to badly done corsets
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:02, Reply)
It's wanton attention seeking Cavey, there are no 'accidents'. Still, cracking bangers on display is nothing to be sniffed at
I@M IN !!!!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:10, Reply)
I'll meet you there. I'll be the one looking like me
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
It's an open goal there Cavey, but I've already been told off today for being a mean mr mustard

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
you? mean?
I cannot believe that.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Best bash ever, and it's at Forbidden Planet
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Oh what a shame
I will still be at the larp event. So many nerds, so little time
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Blown out by BGB and now Cavey, there ent gonna be no chicks there at this rate

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Do you ever get the giggles that put you out of character? Geninue question there, not meaning to mock.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:09, Reply)
last character it was fine, this group I'm in are meant to be serious, but we aren't serious people. Has got us into trouble before now. Also, it's tricky when you're wasted and someone asks you a serious question.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:13, Reply)
It's the combat that would have me laughing.
I like that there are many inner sanctums and cliques of LARP'ing involving the verious degrees of seriousness and subject. I imagine there is big in-fighting between the Steampunk, mythical-creatures-currently-existing (LOTR) and mythical-creatures-are-all-gone (GOT) lot.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:17, Reply)
not really between those, some are the same people
there is some snobbishness between systems, though. Oh and we all look down on 15 year old boys who's costume consists of black jeans, an inside out megadeath Tshirt and a fancy sword
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Haha, bless, an easy pull though, no?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)
too young even for me

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Sad Times.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Rory, I wish I went into my attick and got my electric guitar and took it to my new flat with me, I'm really in a rocky mood now and I want to pretend I'm playing with it unplugged.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Chicks dig blokes who play the guitar Gonz, even when they're pretend playing them in all those 80's rock videos, chicks still wanted a good fingering

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:54, Reply)
You know when you take an 'E' tablet how they talk about being able to feel the up'n'downs of the baseline in the club.
I wonder what it would be like to take an 'e', then sit on a speaker and have someone go down on you where they move at exactly the right time.

I think for that, the perfect song would be that Hay Hay YOu You I Don't Like Your GIrlfriend one.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Getting your pecker up in the first place would be your initial challenge whilst rushing on disco biscuits

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Shame really, it sounds perfect for it.
In a book I'm reading, one that Cavy introduced me too, some people get wasted on 'shrooms, that sounds fucking magical.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Start off with the mushrooms, although being whacked on opiates is probably better

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)
OH SHIT, I gotta take some tablets =/ brb.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:29, Reply)
You never been to a gig then gonz?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)
Aside a local mate's couple of songs, not really.
There hasn't been anyone I've seriously wanted to see aside these fellas. There is loads of bands/singers/whatever I like, but none I'd want to see live. Anything I listen to these days, I wouldn't want to get caught up in their crowd.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Haha, do it man, buy four tickets you will get three mates to go.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Would they sort me out the cash though? That wouldn't be cheap.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Course, standard deal. Unless you invite a hot girl, hers is free.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Sweet, just found a mate of a mate who's going, so maybe I could join her. I'd be worried I can't fill out the other tickets.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:27, Reply)
If you book them, they will come.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Christ, shut the door and set the place alight.
We've got the saddest bunch bastards all in at the same time.

*shuts door*
*jams door with wheely bin*
*sets fire to wheely bin*
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Didn't you once throw a wobbly over a cat?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Oh do fuck off you syntactic cripple

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
class CancerJoy extends User { function __construct(){$this->doAction('wobbly', array('cat', 'dead'));} }

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:20, Reply)
$(document).ready(function(){ $('#cancerJoy').user('wobbly', {'cat':'dead'}); }});

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)
#cancerJoy{ animal:cat; condition: dead; display:wobble}

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:25, Reply)
.... I could go on in many syntaxes.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:25, Reply)
SELECT `users`.*, `actions`.* FROM `b3ta`.`users` JOIN `b3ta`.`actions` ON `users`.`userid` = `actions`.`userid` WHERE `users`.`username` LIKE "Cancer Joy" AND `users`.`pet` LIKE "cat" AND `actions`.`description` LIKE "wobble";

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:28, Reply)
10 print "alphabetical fuckpig";
20 goto 10
Get yourself some new patter the next time your down getting your methadone script, you lonely junky weirdo.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:41, Reply)
lol, I'm gonna be honest here. On a geek level, that really is pathetic. I mean, that's pretty much the equivilent to going "UHH...UHHH... NO... .YOU ARE".
What do you have against a clinically recognised WHO medical treatment to a clinically recognised WHO medical condition? Do you not take night nurse when you have a cold? or have you lived such a sheltered life that you consider a cat dying the worst thing in the world and that anyone who has a legal prescription medicine as a junky?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:48, Reply)
I'm using the word junky to denote an addiction to drugs
An addiction you clearly have, judging by your barely legible and whiney posts.

I'm quite happy for you to gon about a two year old incident that I have no regrets about, mainly because it makes you look like the desperate cunt you really are.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Who are you? And why are you such a dick?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Why not?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Trolololololololololololol. Spastic

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:11, Reply)
It must be very nice to live in a sheltered world where medical conditions can be treated with night nurse, and there is no difference between a dependancy and an addiction.
I bet your pillows are _really_ soft.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Hold up a minute, you have no regrets about your cat dying?
Were you responcible in some way?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)
no, but apparently it was delicious

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Please don't imply that he jammed the cat between two fences so it falls down and can't get out, and just left it there to die of starvation.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)
One of my cats got hit by a car and crawled under our outhouse and stayed there for hours
it died shortly after we managed to coax it out.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Oh man, that's terrible. I'm so sorry to hear that.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)
It was sad.
But, you know, I got over it, because it was a cat. And we got a dog after that.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)
These things happen.
The lord takith and the lord givith.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Yeah, the dog died. But it was about five years later.
And then we got another cat, and he's still going.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
The Lord takeith then giveith then takith then replaceith.
Do you feel like you downgraded much when you went back to a cat?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)
No, we talked about getting another dog
but the dog had been such a big part of our life for so many years it felt a bit wrong to replace her, so we got a pair of cats, but one of them died after about 4 months.

I'm starting to sound like a serial cat murderer.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
It's epidemic on this place, what with that americanophile and now cancer joy..
... I ain't one to judge though, might be fun.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This totally reads like a Geordie doing computer coding.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)
alright al? you cool?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Yes thanks. Our interent connection stopped working at work today
I went and told the woman who runs the office and she was all "Yes, it was the power cut" so I assumed that she was aware and would get it fixed, but an hour later and still nothing, so I packed up and went home.

Hows you?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Pretty good, see below about job news, in total my appointments have been...
monday: 5 face to face
Tuesday: 6 on phone
Wensday: 3 with recruiters face to face
Today: 1 on phone and one face to face.

I htink I'll get a few offers next week, or maybe tomo. I'd love to work with this last one. The first and last ones are the ones I like the most.... I've decided that I wanna go with a "Digital Agency" or "publishing house", rather than working with a company on a single site.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
That's a fantastic number of interviews, are you on garden leave or did you just get laid off straight away?
It certainly sounds like you won't have much trouble getting something pretty quickly even if it's not ideal, but if you got a half decent redundancy payout then you can always hold out a bit longer for something that you really want
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Got about 3 weeks 'consultancy' period and 1 month notice period where I don't have to work for eaither but am still getting paid.
I'm looking at around 50% more wages in all of these offers too, so basicly I'll be getting 15 months worth of pay this year... or if we're counting the wage difference, I'm getting 22 months worth of wage that I thought I'd be getting at the start of the year this year.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
*roasts marchmallows*

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:05, Reply)
*have you been drinking* *?*
*tells your mum* *hahaha* *cos sticking shit between stars means something or other* *hahahah*
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:13, Reply)
So, what does it mean then, Mr Internet?
As far as I'm concerned it denotes an action, however, I will bow to your superior internettage if proven otherwise.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Pretending to do stuff when all you're *really* doing is typing shit on a screen is just sad
*proffers tea* *and nyommy nomnom cake*
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:20, Reply)
Who the fuck is this cunt?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Exactly that; a cunt.
A cunt that throws cats through windows and pisses in churches. Tbh I would rather tolerate Al than this wanker.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I love how much I've got under your skin just for not saying thank you.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:09, Reply)
The mention there was purely to quantify CJ.
Shall we try at being civilised instead? Hello Al. How are you?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)
I love everyone me.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Why didn't you turn up to Jeffstock?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Had to pick up new car and didn't get back to mine til stupid o clock. I will be in London soon and was gonna text monty and gonz to see if they wanted a beer? Probably June I think. I'll make a little event on the calendar when its confirmed.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
i've not packed yet
but wine is surprisingly nice to drink. Where have you all gone?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I'm in Rugby
On a train.

Signed flat contract today, my house sale completes tomorrow, I move on Saturday. Yay!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)
yay! win!
how's the job going? know what you're doing yet?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Getting the hang of it, slowly. It's a damn complex system they've got, but I'm getting my head round it.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:07, Reply)
When are you moving to London?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:09, Reply)

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I shall warn my neighbours to lock up their kids.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)
sorry Al, that was rude
How are you?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I'm very well.
And THANK YOU for asking.

I hope your move goes well.

Sorry I didn't notice your earlier comment.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Dinner was great
Home made frittata with Chorizo, air-cured bacon, organic peppers & onions & free-range eggs.
Damn it was good!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Chicken katsu curry and kedigree salad for me.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)
What's a Katsu curry?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)
It's a japanese dish, Katsu is a type of fried stuff (normally chicken) like schitzle. The curry part is a pretty generic curry...
... normally its very very mild, like chinese curry, but this one has a little kick. In the new Kings Cross section there is an alright japanese take-away.

Had a job interview in Camden today, I didnt' realise how it is to get too, there are SOO many amazing foodie places there, I went to and accidently 30 worth of stuff that fits in a tiny small bag. I really want this job, it's a good 5k less than my other stuff, but I would love working there I think.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)
So. really thin meat
I do a wafer-thin beef curry where you cook the sauce and flash the beef in a pan for seconds before covering with the sauce. DAmn I wish I'd cooked that tonight!!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Think a japanese schnitzel. A katsu curry you pour the source on yourself too, so that A the breadcrumbs don't go soggy and B you can have it how you like it.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Gonz, if you could make a special internet
magic thing which made all posts which esentially say "I cooked and ate something awesome tonight" to say "I had supernoodles and melancholy for tea" I'd be very grateful
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I had supernoodles and melancholy for tea.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)
that sounds delicious
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
It was delicious.
I shallow fried the supernoodles and caramalised the melancholy
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
i recommend a sauce of tears and bile

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Sad Times, I get the impression you live somewhere quite remote? This is why I love urban enviroments.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
You can get takeaway supernoodles and melancholy pretty much 24 hours a day in London.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
As a londoner, I'm proud for people to see our wonderful city, one of the best in the world.
But also, as a londer, I wish all the tourests that supply our lavish lifestyle would just go do one.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Especially when you're trying to get from Leicester Square to the Strand.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Christ yeah', that one mile or soo feels rediculously slow.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
With a complimentary side order of ignorance, needless aggression and I'm-all-right-Jack tub thumping?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
not very remote at all
but not as urban as London
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Ahh, coolio. I think you need some friends who cook who can give you ideas, I like the social aspect of cooking.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Cooking? How hard can it be?
Even the french can do it!!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Anyone can cook, I have no doubt of that. But a lot of people are scared of cooking a bad meal... personally, if I have to bin it and eat cerial instead, then I don't mind.
But its not really about the cooking for substance thing, although it is that a lot, its more about being able to treat yourself and create something you can enjoy and share. Some nights I just want something solid inside me, other nights I want something I can thoroughly enjoy. Sometimes I'm hulishing* for something and if I don't have it that week, I'll always be thinking about it, and be really disapointed if I can't have it. Actually, you know what, I'm gonna get some liver tomorow while I'm in the 'fosters for my docs.

* Yiddish word to mean craving or longing for when it comes to food.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I haven't had liver for ages - last time I had it rare with a cherry & cherry brandy sauce and vegetable crisps.
That's it, I'm having liver tomorrow!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Oh lush, sounds perfect.
I cut it into strips, cut out any sinu, dip in seasoned flour and shallow fry as hot as I can in sunflower oil, I then cook it 'till a crust forms, flip, second crust, then remove. I need it extremely hot, I'd leave the pan on full burn for 5 minute before I start, 'cus I want that crunchishness and pink/red middle.

I serve this with sweated down onions, and a pasta'n'sweetcorn salad using salad cream (instead of mayo) and horseraddish.

The pasta thing is a bit studenty but its well tasty.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
i think liver and salad cream may be a contecder for worst meal ever

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I think you might be a contender for worst meal ever

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I am tender and lean

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)
my friends gave me an 80s microwave
cookbook for a christmas present. It had Celery and Kidney Saute in it. BLEAUGH!
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)
i've still not made it, btw

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'm talking about just enough to coat the pasta, its not even visable, its more used to glue the sweetcorn to the pasta.
And the sweetness of that with the horseraddish lends perfectly well to liver. this is ovbously not trying to be any thing a tasty home cooked meal.

There is a turkish dish that is basicly deep fried and battered liver that is fucking lush, with a raw onion salad.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
i just don't like doing it

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
You need a fella who likes to cook, then you can be the one to sort out the dishes.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
And for all the sex'n'stuff too, ovb.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
who'll clean the Larping swords?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
they don't need cleaning, silly

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
how do you get thye poo off after you put them in other LARPers bottoms?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I have never done this
...with my own swords
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I had one of those
he was an arse
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Haha, fair point =)

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Anyone else working :(

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Evening quenders.
Would anyone like to tell me why the fuck I'm already in bed?
While you're at it, can you tell me how I can stop fucking coughing? I think I've had about four hours of sleep so far this week.
Actually,i might just have answered my own question.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
are you not better yet? that is against my direct orders
although sleeping is pretty great
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I think I can remember sleep.
I think it was awesome.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)
that should stop the ncoughing in just a few minutes
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I'm not fucking far off it, I tell you.
I suffer from chronic bronchitis, and every time I get a cold, it develops on my chest, and then I have two or three weeks of constant nagging coughs.
I'm bloody lucky I don't work with swipe. She might just kill me.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
That's pretty rubbish
Have you tried not having bronchitis?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I thought about it.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)
That's often the first step
anyway hope you get better soon
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I hope you get better soon.
But I'm not holding out a lot of hope.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
If I die, you can have my wedding invite.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm kind of hoping you die now.
Don't take it personally, I just want an invite.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Try holding your breath until I'm "better"

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Hey, you have a small person, don't you?
And no, I'm not taking about Dozer.
Have you seen my design blog? I did a small person design today.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Not seen it sorry, gaz me a link!

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Oh b3th my darling, that sounds sucky, in a bad way.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Uber sucky.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Alright benders?
Anyone still up?
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I remember when this place
Rocked on until gone midnight.

You've all changed.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)

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