Who is the most annoying person in your family?
What do they do that is so annoying? How would you like to punish them?

I ask this as my mother-in-law is staying with us (Mrs Battered is having day surgery tomorrow so she is looking after the baby whilst I am working) and she is annoying the hell out of me.

Alt: Should Greece leave the Euro?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:09, 236 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My brother, he won't shut the fuck up about his mate Neil.
I'd like to give him an 'eart attack.

Alt: No idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:21, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Don't encourage him FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:32, Reply)

It's either that or I talk about my actual family, but every time I've done that, Rory has taken some sort of offence at it, and acted a cunt.
So I find not mentioning them anymore is simply easier.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Rory isn't around.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

You are, you fat shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Shut it Worzel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Makes no difference to me
Still not going to chance it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

wahwahwah someone bullied me on the intenert wahwahwah
is there ever any point when your not moaning about someone and having a little cry?

GROW SOME BALLS, SHIRLEY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I'm not crying and moaning, simply refusing to give ammunition.
Also, 'bullying' indicates upset. The only emotion illicited by things like this is boredom.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

then why are you going on about it like a big girl?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

It's called a 'response', Quentin.
I stated I wasn't going to give any more ammunition, and was happy to leave it there. You then responded to me, and now I'm responding to you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

yeah but there's responses and then theres
i was silly enough to bring up family stuff here and someone picked on me so I@M NEVER TALKING ABOUT IT AGAIN :'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Not saying I'm never going to talk about it again, I shall happily bring up good news about my family
However, every time I've posted things that can be construed as 'bad', they've been brought back up in an attempt to be used against me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

its not our fault dead mums are funny :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

And as I've said many times in the past, if you feel a joke about my Mum is funny, feel free to post it
That doesn't bother me. The 'LOL your mum's dead' get's boring quickly though, so some imagination improves them no end.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

lol if you had a mum you wouldn't be such a pansy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Again, you indicate upset.
As I've said, anything like this simply makes me bored, not upset.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

god why are you still going on? why don't you stop can't you drop it?
this is painfully dull, please stop
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Coming from the guy who can't stop replying?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

yes
and i've never called anyone else dull on here before, its really saying something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Again, if you keep responding, so will I.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I recommend this approach.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

it is how come i'm so successful, but you don't hear me going on about it
give em nothing = happy days
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Morning, Fonzie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

ayyyyyyy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Oooh tough question.
If you ask my sister, the answer is our father, no question. He is a pompous knobend for sure, but he's also incredibly kind, truly hilarious and his infectious enthusiasm for everything from records to learning about weird shit has been a major guiding force in my life.

If you ask my brother, it's probably out mother. She is also kind and sweet but a touch worthy and dull and interferes in an irritating manner sometimes. And a fucking Christian, but more of a regular on than my father's cockeyed interpretation of wht that means.

If you ask me they're all alright, I don't get that annoyed with any of them and I feel incredibly lucky to have the family I do.

/gay

Alt: Fuck yeah. I always said the Euro was a shit idea and I am more than happy to endure global financial meltdown, recession, depression and widespread misery to be PROVEN RIGHT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:25, Reply)

So basically globalise your own life eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Precisely.
The sooner the world adopts the Monty Model for their finances the sooner we'll see MAJOR GROWTH in the markets. I'm telling ya.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Earlier today; Monty on his way in to brief the International Monetary Fund on his recommendations.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I'm going to invest heavily in Cash for gold and debt collection agencies
In case this happens.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I think you'd make a good bailiff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Aye, he could knock the door down with that menhir he carries around with him.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I love Menhirs
Dolmen, henges, cysts, etc etc. Don't get me started.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

You and me both, son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I think you are a wonderful cunt too.
Having read the Bugs and features section this morning.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Some of your finest work I'd say.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

be PROVEN RIGHT hopefully get cheap holidays
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:31, Reply)

I went on a Classical sites tour holiday in the 6th form
(or 'year 16' or whatever you fucking wankers call it these days)- it was on some life changing shit style tip, yo. I'd love to do it again so come on El Greco, hurryup and have the fabric of your society collapse around your ears so I can come back on the cheap. Thanks x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)

My family is alright
but my wife's family can be annoying. Her sister is probably the one that bugs me the most. Trying to raise my son to talk proper, like what I does, has been a constant uphill battle against her insistent muddling up of was and were, irritating mispronunciations and generally sounding common.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Mate, I'm pretty sure the most annoying person in your family is you.
There cannot be anyone more irritating than you. It's not humanly possible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Sames will apply for Nakers too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Oh yeah
Now you come to mention it, I am something of a tedious, irksome little shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I was pleased to see a football chap called Gary Lineker an 'odious little toad' the other day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I quite like Gary Lineker
Sorry

Seems like a decent chap to me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

He looks like a 'Gadd' to me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Paul the other one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

He looks like a sports person to me aka a witless Deacon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Oh God my ex's parents seem hell-bent on ruining my daughter.
They're common as muck and insist on buying her vulgar plastic shit and sweets at every turn. They are utter cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

My Dad's family are snobs My Mum's family are drama queens.
There's only a few of them I like.

I can't wait for Monty to meet my Uncle. He's a second hand car salesman, lives in a static mobile home, has a bath that lights up different colours (ladies like that apparently) and his house phone is replica candlestick phone. Proper classy innit. What a hero.
( wanderlust, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Dear God.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

No, it starts
Our Father
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Mother in law, 100%
She thinks she knows everything about everything. My parents are cool but my Mam is turning a bit "needy" lately, which is starting to bug the fuck out of me. My Dad has never changed one bit - deadpan delivery of terrible puns all day, every day

Alt:
Who honestly gives a fuck?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:54, Reply)

France and Germany?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Fuck 'em

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

odds of you shagging your MiL - 1/5
odds of you beating her in one of your now legendary rages - 1/1 on (cert)

most annoying person is probably my sister i recently found out she almost certainly cheated on her husband, and her kids, and she treats her husband (who is a really nice guy) like shit

alt the fuck should i know?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I have lost my temper with my FiL before.
I think the words I used were 'wind your neck in you cunt'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Alt: I thought you were a 'Mediterranean type'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

doesn't mean i give a fuck about greece
italy are fucked too but its not like i care
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Some patriot you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

i'm british
but then i couldn't give a frig about that neither
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Where were you when it all kicked off last night, Billy Ocean?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Did the going get tough?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

*gets going*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

*gets rough*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

what kicked off? what did i miss?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

That's what I'm wondering.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I'm not aware of anything kicking off. Not on here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Well maybe we should kick off now?
YOU FUCKING WANKER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

That's it, I'm flouncing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I'm gazzing the effing mods, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

There he goes, crying to the teachers again.
Go on Davvo, hit the little grass.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I'LL GET MY DAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

YEAH? WELL MY DAD'S BIGGER THAN YOUR DAD!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

YEAH? WELL MY MUM'S DEADER THAN YOUR MUM!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

*pushes Monty in the back so he bumps into DG*
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Gerroff!
Actually, work beckons. I'm outta here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

It didn't really
Quentin told /links that I called them all poofs. The end.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

oh right i only just saw this
yes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Woh', you got a SISTER who plays the field? Why is this information new to me?
C'mon, you gotta admit, I'd make a great brother-in-law, Don't worry, I'll bail the moment the kids start reffering to me as 'uncle' or even worst, 'dad'. Santa I don't mind, but they're fucked if they think they're getting anything better than the PS3 games I don't play anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

me, I such a fucking prick.
I think greece have got chills and they're multiplying
they're loooosing control
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

And the power they're supplying is electrifying.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

God you're bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Haven't you got some crows to scare?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Fuck that. I need them for my dinner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Best get your eating head on then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Splendid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

they better wake up, cause they need a man
but they're relying on troll faced merkel.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

you're the one that i want

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I heart you too Q.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

ramalamaDINGDONG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I didn't know you were a muslim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Seen these?
www.mosqueclock.com/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

hahahahahahaha!
BRILLIANT! Love the alarm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

That is so class, Monty should buy one for Lusty's uncle.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I bet they sell them in the shop at Whitechapel mosque.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

A Scottish diminutive of Alexander is Sandy.
This was my brother's family nickname. He was 8 when Grease came out, the poor cunt. I cannot imagine school was much fun for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

needless to say, he had the last laugh.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Needless to say
the bullying has made him into a creepy, introverted nerd who tortures mice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

could be worse, he could be a smelly tramp.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

i was up half the night coughing my guts up
its probably emphycema or lung cancer or worse, but at least b3th will be happy :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

why do they all bully you so much?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

you know what mmps, i thought things were getting better
they've warmed to me and i really felt like i'd made progress, but then b3th was all 'quentin is a prick who is ruinging this board' last night and i was just being nice to her

still, the cancer will get me soon, she'll be happy then
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

link plz!
oh man, that's so mean.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

i'm making mountains out of molehills today, its my new thing
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1615987#post1615993
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)

and this one, i dunno if i've ever spoken to b3th, no idea how i upset her
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1615858#post1615880
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

too much srs bznss on here sometimes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

you could even say its ruining the board and discouraging posts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

it's clealry all your fault people don't post as much anymore
it's science.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

i wish i were better at the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I wish your were too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

ironylolz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

My daughter has chicken pox.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Oof. Nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Better to get it out of the way as a kid
Neither of ours has had it yet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Take them round to Monty's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I only want them to get chicken pox though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

It's best to get AIDS out of the way earlier rather than later.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

really?
*goatses*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Oh they've 'had it' alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Your chicken cox does not count

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

'suck me cock, it;s fowl'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Classic Macc Lads quote.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Classic songs. Their best being 'Now he's a poof' and 'Sweaty Betty'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Animal Testing is my personal favourite
I believe in animal testing
Mooooo
That's a cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

'Now he's a poof' contains
'Now he's a poof.
He's an ass bandit.
Now he's a poof.
He's got spermy shit.
He's got a black man sleeping in his beeeeeeeeeeeeeed'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

'Blackpool' was a fave of mine.
"We rode along the M6 chucking cans at other folk..." Classic.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

One of their best intro's
'close your legs love, your meat smells'
'but it keeps the flies off me chips'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

"Dance dance round us handbags".

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

There is one I can't fully remember about the Falklands war
Which contains something about British soldiers being on their way 'with their bayonets and tommy guns and their bellies full of Boddingtons'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

"Buenos Aires" I think.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

'The Fat Bastard' wins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

is this Top Trumps: Disease Edition?
I had a genital wart once

Pus: 7
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

You are one massive genital wart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He's the weeping sore left when a genital wart is accidentally ripped off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I've got bum-AIDS


Prolapse: 8
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Better than Rizz (l) o, which was yours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I donno, I'm alright with my family, but I can only handle them individually or in small doses.
They're a lot better now I'm something to be proud of.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Probably an uncle I've only met a few times.
He's a "recovering alcoholic", and last time I met we were asked not to drink in his company, in case it put temptation in his way. So that meant no classic Heaven 17 track either.
Greece can sod off, the Euro is a shit idea.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

oh wait was tangles talking about the links thing that didn't really kick off?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

i've spilled benylin on my desk and my covonia lozenges have a homosexual minotaur on the packet
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I can't have Covonia products because of my religion.
The ads have Ainsley Harriott doing the voiceover and I have a fatwa on him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

coVOOOOOOOnia

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Awooga.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I think I have previously told you about my run-in with him at Soho House.
He's a right cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

He's a wrong cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

He looks like someone stuck some "boggly eyes" onto a malteaser

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

He looks like a giant-handed, sweating wanker.
Sorry, a 'William wanker', or perhaps a 'Tony twat'.

The 'Carl cunt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)

There was a fat bitch on BBC news this morning campaigning for people to drink fizzy drinks
her name? Fatima.

Lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Hahahahah
I have just had to check on the status of a delivery.

Signed for by: 'ILLEDGABLE'

Lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Clark's brother?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

why did she want people to drink fizzy drinks?
was she a dentist?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

No she was hugely fat, and thought people should be allowed to be digusting fat fatties
a chap from Oxford Uni was proposing a 20% tax on fizzy drinks

Here she is: i2.ytimg.com/vi/GMdMVq8oyW8/0.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

she is an excellent advert for fizzy drinks and should be made a spokesperson by all fast food companies
and certainly not in any way a strain on her own family and the NHS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Did she, at any point, say that this chap from Oxford
was "her type of scum?"
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I expect she likes drinking her fizzy pop
on her sand barge.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I don't understand either of these posts
I'm guessing they contain large doses of "nerd"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

You understand these posts perfectly
you lying nerf-herder.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I genuinely do not, is it something to do with Star Wars?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I am not so subtley pointing out her startling resemblence
to Jabba the Hutt.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

oh
lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

True story, my friend had a girlfriend called Fatima Vagina, only spelt slightly differently.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

my friend had a roommate at uni called vijaya lickey (spelling is wrong here)
which is childishly amusing when spoken aloud
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Alt: Yes... ish
They should do it as quickly as possible in the most manic way they can, cause a run on the banks. Bond markets to crash. Because I'm fucking sick of the bond markets running everything, fuck them let half of them go bankrupt survival of the smartest.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Alright Blofeld, let it go, you lost.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Witty
But really, I've been watching this news for a good 18 months, scorched earth policy is how to do it now. Greece should default, then italy spain and portugal the next day, the day after france. Let the markets spaz out and refuse to bail any of them out.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

All my dayz, it just clicked today that when you get paid at work, you get paid that month's worth at the end and not the begining.
I'll be getting quite a prettier penny with my redundancy than what I thought I was getting last night, and I start work on monday too.

OH BOY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Looking forward to that slap-up dinner at your gaff all the more, now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Oh man, I've been so shit when it comes to actually arranging things.
I'll sort something out the moment I know where I stand =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I have decided to learn a language.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

English?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Ironically enough, French.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Klingon isn't a real language

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I've been learning Tamil, for no reason except the corner shop owner speaks it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

HOOTS!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Crivens! Halp ma boab!

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

congratulations, you're now fluent in russ abbot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

*wants an atmosphere*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I was in the dour country of Scotchland a couple of months ago
I amused to discover they still have those blue police phone boxes and I made a VERY witty Facebook post about having discovered the TARDIS of Dr Whoots which, bizarrely, got absolutely no adoring comments from my heartily lolling friends and family.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Fuck off, nerd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

If only we were friends on facebook
:(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

*deletes kroney*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I'm really feeling loved this morning.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

to be fair
i love you a lot more than i did yesterday, when you woke me up by texting me at 6.30AM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

God, what's the matter with you
you'd missed half the day!
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i was sleeping :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Disgusting.

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I'm looking forward to saying this to my kids when they are teenagers.
"What are you doing still in bed? You're missing the best part of the day!"
Revenge will be mine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)

where do they have them? theres a bloke round our way with a tardis shed
i'm not fussed,. it's for my gf really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

On the streets!
Just sat there. Locked. Every few street corners.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

why are they locked? what if there is an emergency?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I don't know!
DO I LOOK LIKE THE SCOTTISH TOURIST BOARD TO YOU?
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

yes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

No, you look like the French one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Glasgow?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Edinburgh

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I want to learn Old Norse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

right now, me
wasn't really expecting a payrise/bonus this year, as i haven't been as busy - but woooooo - my lovely generous firm has given me a very nice payrise. i am busy taunting my brother.

alt - i think they will, and i think the whole thing will eventually collapse. however, i heard someone argue last night that GERMANY should leave the euro and let it drop down to its natural level. ie fuck-all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I don't care what happens as long as going on holiday gets cheaper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

i have colin the caterpillar marshmallows this morning, you seem like the kind of childish gent to approve of them
and then a colleague whom i helped out with her tenancy agreement sent me a massive box of hotel chocolat chocs in the internal mail, how sweet is that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I dunno, what's the sugar content?
I don't like marshmallows tbh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

well, the bag is 150grams
so i am going to guess that the sugar content is pretty much 150grams
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I don't like bent spastics tbh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

WELL YOU'D BETTER STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR THEN!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I know you are but what am I???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

A benny tried to a tree

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Curses.
You done got me, dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I believe the appropriate response is
"your mum's a hairy what, now?"
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Lesbian, we know this, do try and keep up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

*applies to be a barrister*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

'Colin caterpillar' eh?
I didn't know Ainsley 'Ains' Harriott sold sweets.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

now i am seeing all the chocolate ones as his wiggling little worm of a cock
thanks dude
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

His 'Clarence cock', you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

n d
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

oh fuck, I clicked I like this by mistake :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

haha
i will take this as worship from the dog that you are
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

     ,-._,-.
     \/)"(\/  - BOL 
      (_o_)

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

actually that's pretty cute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

well it hates you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:39, Reply)

no
it's just in denial
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

      ,-._,-.
      \/)"(\/  - glub glub glub
~~~~~~~(_o_)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Hahaha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Why don't you fuck off somewhere else?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)

It's not the real one

( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Ah!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

watch out for that ascii crocodile behind you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

stoopid drunk Scots

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I often click ignore instead of reply
I had thought this was responsible for the lack of posts on the board. Nope. They've just left.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)