let the woman do all the work
duh
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

why do you think she wants to get up the stick immediately?
giving up work is EXACTLY what she has in mind. the guy is pretty minted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

well yes, obviously
if a bird gets knocked up she's pretty much tied to the father and finacially supported for life. Or at least 18 years ish

she's obviously quite shrewd
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

yes
she's also really fugly. i had to feign politeness when he showed me her pic. but she looks EXACTLY like a pig in a wig.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I bet she'd do anything you asked.
Ugly birds do. Very accomodating, especially the fat ones.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

stunned must be at least 400% correct then
the filthy cow prolly does allsorts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

And dirty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

sad but true
the detail he tried to go into after a couple of mojitos was just Wrong. i'm the least prudish girl on the planet - as you know, that's the only reason i am still able to talk to YOU - but i had to stop him after a couple of brags. i'm not one of his golfing buddies. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

What? What have they done to each other?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Stop wanking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

You grotty little man

( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

it's pathetic because it sounds like she just makes it up to turn him on
it was all stuff about her having a lesbian affair with the choir mistress and sad stuff like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

.....and I'm done

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

is she pregnant yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

From here?
I'm good, but not that good.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

she's a champion reverse dutch steamboater.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

My favourite.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)