Is it me or is the logo on this website a bit goatse-esque
hungryhouse.co.uk/

alt: Kelly Clarkson is doing a UK tour in October, who wants to come and see her with me at Wembley?
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)

yes it does..
.. with a little bit of speculum poking out the bottom
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

no
it is VERY goaste-esque.

selling pizza through anal violation
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Alt: me please! I like her A LOT.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 17 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Oh sorry I meant 'no fucking way, fuck off, do I look like a fifteen year old girl to you?'
I always get those two mixed up.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 17 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)

What's got 100 legs and no pubes

( PhillieJoe, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:28, Reply)

A centipede.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)

A prosthetics warehouse

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:06, Reply)

25 molerats

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:08, Reply)

I'm not sure I would have spotted that if it weren't for you pointing it out
disgusting boy.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I saw a cloud that looked like goatse on the way home yesterday
even had a cock and balls dangling underneath
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)

sure it wasn't a greasy imprint left on your windscreen?

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah, I saw it through the sunroof and I'm just not that limber.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

wasn't your car i sat on and did a goatse a couple nights ago then

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)

no, that's totally goatse
must be deliberate

alt: Really? fucking hell, no. Not unless I get to boff her whilst you stand outside the door on guard.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Donna Summer is dead at 63.
Read it and weep, chutneys.


Actually the long mix of 'I Feel Love' is a fucking good record, I have to admit, as is 'Love To Love You Baby'. Is that also by her?
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 17 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I don't know, I'm too busy listening to Kelly Clarkson.
Or Peter Gabriel, I always get them confused.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Easily done.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Gabriel's the one with the sledgehammer.

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Strangely
The 12" remix of 'I feel love' came on the playlist in work today. Then about an hour later we read she had pegged it. So we boshed it straight back on.

Absolutely brilliant track.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I heard she could not only feel love, but she could also fee remorse at the death of a cat.
Especially ones that she herself had a hand in killing.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)

hahahah
Ninja edit.

Fuck off Al, you fucking tiresome cunt.
Get a new line in patter as well as some 'niagara' strength anal tampons.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)

You know thats Al, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:01, Reply)

You alphabetical fuckpig. Scuttle away back to your prescriptions, your only friends.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Why are you being so mean to Jeff?

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:54, Reply)

He's been lookin for that for a long time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I think you might be confusing Jeff with someone else.
Also, your insult doesn't make any sense. I give that one a 2/10. You should try harder.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:09, Reply)

He's been banned for a week, Al.
He's out of practice.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Oh I see, well that explains a lot.
I remember when I got banned for a week.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

People cried, Al.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I heard someone actually killed themselves they were so upsset.
How's you DG? Is your mrs okay?
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Yep. We're just heading round to the outlaws for dinner, actually
so I'm buggering off now. Laters.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)

See ya big man.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:23, Reply)

The fact that your username contains the word 'joy' is rather ironic given what an utter wanker you are.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)

I might have a kebab and garden salad
In her memory.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)

* applause *

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Alt: no thank you.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Any news following out text exchange earlier?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Yes, thanks for asking. All went well.
So well that my mother-in-law is going home tomorrow. Thankfully.
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Glad to hear it.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:12, Reply)

So was I when I heard the old interfering battle axe was fucking off in the morning.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:14, Reply)

You had a quiet word with her after all, then?

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:15, Reply)

My words tend not to be quiet

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I'd say it was quite unfortunate.
Unless it was deliberate.

alt: DO I????????????

(!)





No. I do not.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:16, Reply)

I hate it when you get home from work, get comfortable
and then realise that you need to take the bins out and you have to put your clothes back on again :(
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)

This is why I haven't taken my shoes off yet, even though my feet are tired.
I still have my clothes on though. What are you, some kind of nudist? Pervert.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)

French. Says it all.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Bloody foreigners.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:05, Reply)

If I know I'm not going out again
I almost always get undressed the minute I get in. Is that weird?
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Depends how warm your house is.
If it's toasty and warm then it's fun walking around in the nude.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:01, Reply)

Depends if you mean 'into PJs' or 'into the nuddy', I suppose.
still, it's your own home, do what you feel comfortable doing, I guess.
( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Just because you're ashamed of your own body
doesn't mean we all are.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Don't be mean.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Man has a point.

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Especially when I'm thinking about berk in her vest and pants.

( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Tut.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Stunned prefers to think of you without any vest or pants on.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Swathed in a burkha, I have no doubt.

(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Depends on how warm it is, really
Vest top thingy and pants, usually. With added hoody/pj bottoms if necessary.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:11, Reply)

i have a tshirt and jeans on at the moment, if that's any comfort?
Plus slippers, obviously. Lovely, toasty slippers.

I have a big fan in my room, though. Sometimes I get naked, tie a sheet around my neck like a cape and stand in front of the window. The fan whips the cape around and I stand with my hands on my hips in the window, looking hawkishly off to the side.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 17 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)

I've got The One Show on
Whilst I do my veg. God it's shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:10, Reply)

God Jeff you alphabetical fuckpig!
No, it's not even making sense when I say it myself.

How are you Jeff? I mean, really, how are you, deep down, are you okay? I worry about you sometimes is all Jeff, I just want you to tell me honestly that you're alright.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I'm going to the gym later Al.
So that'll be nice.

And then I'll have a nice early night.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Good, you need your rest Jeff, I'm worried you're overdoing it.
I'm going for a curry with my mum.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

I haven't had a curry in a few weeks.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Just ordering one now. Can't be arsed to cook and certainly not asking Mrs Battered to after her op today

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:26, Reply)

New curry is better than used curry.
Ooh. You ninja.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:28, Reply)

I had a used curry the other day.
It ran right off the edge of my coffee table.

Bloody germans.
( Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Why are you doing shit veg?

( b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)

he grew them in teh wrong kind of compost

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 17 May 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Al, I'm totally going to try running again on Sunday.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Is this thing on?

( tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)