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Is it me or is the logo on this website a bit goatse-esque
hungryhouse.co.uk/
alt: Kelly Clarkson is doing a UK tour in October, who wants to come and see her with me at Wembley?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:16, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
hungryhouse.co.uk/
alt: Kelly Clarkson is doing a UK tour in October, who wants to come and see her with me at Wembley?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:16, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
yes it does..
.. with a little bit of speculum poking out the bottom
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
.. with a little bit of speculum poking out the bottom
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Oh sorry I meant 'no fucking way, fuck off, do I look like a fifteen year old girl to you?'
I always get those two mixed up.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I always get those two mixed up.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I'm not sure I would have spotted that if it weren't for you pointing it out
disgusting boy.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
disgusting boy.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I saw a cloud that looked like goatse on the way home yesterday
even had a cock and balls dangling underneath
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
even had a cock and balls dangling underneath
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
wasn't your car i sat on and did a goatse a couple nights ago then
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)
no, that's totally goatse
must be deliberate
alt: Really? fucking hell, no. Not unless I get to boff her whilst you stand outside the door on guard.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)
must be deliberate
alt: Really? fucking hell, no. Not unless I get to boff her whilst you stand outside the door on guard.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Donna Summer is dead at 63.
Read it and weep, chutneys.
Actually the long mix of 'I Feel Love' is a fucking good record, I have to admit, as is 'Love To Love You Baby'. Is that also by her?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
Read it and weep, chutneys.
Actually the long mix of 'I Feel Love' is a fucking good record, I have to admit, as is 'Love To Love You Baby'. Is that also by her?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
I don't know, I'm too busy listening to Kelly Clarkson.
Or Peter Gabriel, I always get them confused.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Or Peter Gabriel, I always get them confused.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)
Strangely
The 12" remix of 'I feel love' came on the playlist in work today. Then about an hour later we read she had pegged it. So we boshed it straight back on.
Absolutely brilliant track.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:51, Reply)
The 12" remix of 'I feel love' came on the playlist in work today. Then about an hour later we read she had pegged it. So we boshed it straight back on.
Absolutely brilliant track.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:51, Reply)
I heard she could not only feel love, but she could also fee remorse at the death of a cat.
Especially ones that she herself had a hand in killing.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
Especially ones that she herself had a hand in killing.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
hahahah
Ninja edit.
Fuck off Al, you fucking tiresome cunt.
Get a new line in patter as well as some 'niagara' strength anal tampons.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)
Ninja edit.
Fuck off Al, you fucking tiresome cunt.
Get a new line in patter as well as some 'niagara' strength anal tampons.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)
You alphabetical fuckpig. Scuttle away back to your prescriptions, your only friends.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:04, Reply)
I think you might be confusing Jeff with someone else.
Also, your insult doesn't make any sense. I give that one a 2/10. You should try harder.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Also, your insult doesn't make any sense. I give that one a 2/10. You should try harder.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:09, Reply)
Oh I see, well that explains a lot.
I remember when I got banned for a week.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I remember when I got banned for a week.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I heard someone actually killed themselves they were so upsset.
How's you DG? Is your mrs okay?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)
How's you DG? Is your mrs okay?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Yep. We're just heading round to the outlaws for dinner, actually
so I'm buggering off now. Laters.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)
so I'm buggering off now. Laters.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)
The fact that your username contains the word 'joy' is rather ironic given what an utter wanker you are.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Yes, thanks for asking. All went well.
So well that my mother-in-law is going home tomorrow. Thankfully.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:10, Reply)
So well that my mother-in-law is going home tomorrow. Thankfully.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:10, Reply)
So was I when I heard the old interfering battle axe was fucking off in the morning.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:14, Reply)
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:14, Reply)
I'd say it was quite unfortunate.
Unless it was deliberate.
alt: DO I????????????
(!)
No. I do not.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:16, Reply)
Unless it was deliberate.
alt: DO I????????????
(!)
No. I do not.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:16, Reply)
I hate it when you get home from work, get comfortable
and then realise that you need to take the bins out and you have to put your clothes back on again :(
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)
and then realise that you need to take the bins out and you have to put your clothes back on again :(
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is why I haven't taken my shoes off yet, even though my feet are tired.
I still have my clothes on though. What are you, some kind of nudist? Pervert.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I still have my clothes on though. What are you, some kind of nudist? Pervert.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)
If I know I'm not going out again
I almost always get undressed the minute I get in. Is that weird?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:00, Reply)
I almost always get undressed the minute I get in. Is that weird?
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:00, Reply)
Depends how warm your house is.
If it's toasty and warm then it's fun walking around in the nude.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:01, Reply)
If it's toasty and warm then it's fun walking around in the nude.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Depends if you mean 'into PJs' or 'into the nuddy', I suppose.
still, it's your own home, do what you feel comfortable doing, I guess.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:06, Reply)
still, it's your own home, do what you feel comfortable doing, I guess.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Just because you're ashamed of your own body
doesn't mean we all are.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:08, Reply)
doesn't mean we all are.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Depends on how warm it is, really
Vest top thingy and pants, usually. With added hoody/pj bottoms if necessary.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Vest top thingy and pants, usually. With added hoody/pj bottoms if necessary.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:11, Reply)
i have a tshirt and jeans on at the moment, if that's any comfort?
Plus slippers, obviously. Lovely, toasty slippers.
I have a big fan in my room, though. Sometimes I get naked, tie a sheet around my neck like a cape and stand in front of the window. The fan whips the cape around and I stand with my hands on my hips in the window, looking hawkishly off to the side.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Plus slippers, obviously. Lovely, toasty slippers.
I have a big fan in my room, though. Sometimes I get naked, tie a sheet around my neck like a cape and stand in front of the window. The fan whips the cape around and I stand with my hands on my hips in the window, looking hawkishly off to the side.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)
God Jeff you alphabetical fuckpig!
No, it's not even making sense when I say it myself.
How are you Jeff? I mean, really, how are you, deep down, are you okay? I worry about you sometimes is all Jeff, I just want you to tell me honestly that you're alright.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
No, it's not even making sense when I say it myself.
How are you Jeff? I mean, really, how are you, deep down, are you okay? I worry about you sometimes is all Jeff, I just want you to tell me honestly that you're alright.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I'm going to the gym later Al.
So that'll be nice.
And then I'll have a nice early night.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
So that'll be nice.
And then I'll have a nice early night.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:15, Reply)
Good, you need your rest Jeff, I'm worried you're overdoing it.
I'm going for a curry with my mum.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)
I'm going for a curry with my mum.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)
Just ordering one now. Can't be arsed to cook and certainly not asking Mrs Battered to after her op today
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:26, Reply)
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I had a used curry the other day.
It ran right off the edge of my coffee table.
Bloody germans.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:32, Reply)
It ran right off the edge of my coffee table.
Bloody germans.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 19:32, Reply)
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