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Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin'aliveThose Gibb brothers are a bunch of lying cunts.
I'm going to be wearing a black armband today. I'm so upset that I'll probably be placing flowers on an awkward bend in the road, and starting a Facebook page for people to "like".
Why am I so upset, people?
Why?
Alt: Why?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 7:57,
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Because Battered Dun Got BannedI think the real issue is why people have a problem with people noncing their own kids. I mean they belong to them right? Also is it wrong for me to sell my own baby photos to nonces for a quick cash injection when the only kid being exploited is me.
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:01,
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Though I am saddend by Battered's stepping, It is not the reason.Selling pictures of yourself as a liddle baby to nonces? Well, ok. Seems quite harmless to me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:11,
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He does laminate them first(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:22,
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Apathy won't get you anywhere young Poppet.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:12,
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I don't really care at this point.too stressed about other things.
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Walking the dog (in a non yoyo sense) and giggling like a mong at this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:12,
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Because Chuck Brown died last week?Chuck, along with his band The Soul Searchers, helped create and shape Washington DC's go-go scene, popularised by Trouble Funk, whose 'Drop The Bomb' is an outright classic.
That's why I'm upset. Still, at least that chutney from Crowded House is also dead. The Lord giveth, and all that....
EDIT The Bee Gees were good songwriters - and epic caners. Apparently each of them had their own vices: one was a massive toker, one an alky and another a raving pill-popper. Because of this regime they all had to be handled differently by their management, who nicknamed them 'pilly, pissy and potty'.
Here's an excellent and arse-clenchingly rare cover of one of theirs, the sole single by 60s psych obscurites Sands:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbTp_65PFtM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:20,
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Hahahahahahaha*wheeze*ahahahahahahahahahahThey're fucking terrible. They are the absolute apogee of mediocrity.
My sister likes them, FFS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:25,
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If you ever visit Oz, and I show you around the place, I will be SURE to have Crowded House blasting through the car.AND I will be singing along to it. Loudly and as Badly as I can manage.
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Then I shall be forced to get all 'Bradley John Murdoch' on yo ass.I have to confess, though, and genuinely no offence here, if I had the money to go to Australia, I'd go somewhere else.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:29,
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I thought he was a household name down your way.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:32,
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*googles*Oh. Him. Nah. You won't. You have a kid, you're broken in the respect of being a killer.
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My pal Mat turned down an 18-month world tour playing bass for thembecause they were 'so fucking dull'.
After 10 years with Death in Vegas (a bunch of epic wastrels if ever there were) this was an offer he very much could refuse. It would have been extremely lucrative, though, apprarently.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:27,
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Because you can no longer have your usual breakfast of 15 Mars bars, for fear of foot amputation?Morning all.
I honestly couldn't give two shits about that Gibb spastic.
My weekend was nice thanks, saw the family on Saturday, my youngest nephew now recognises me enough to come for a hug with me, I held my niece for the first time, and I ended up absolutely shattered after my nephews decided it was my turn to play with them (Not in that way, you nonce bastards)
Then yesterday, I went for a Carvery, had a rather nice bit of food there, then had a relaxing day with the missus. I don't tend to celebrate much on my birthday, as I usually have a gathering the week after, so now I'm looking forward to the BBQ on Saturday.
Alt: Because.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:30,
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Nope, I don't eat Mars bars anyway.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:34,
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Morning allI wonder if he got worse over the weekend. Maybe he had a Saturday night seizure.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:30,
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Jeff, I usde to like you. Now every time you post I groan and wish you'd just LTI.(, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:31, Reply)
Yeah. Sorry. Actually no, I'm not. I'm just tired of reading those terrible puns.
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Not in a biblical sense.But yes, I am a lover not a hater.
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wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:49,
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Seriously, I go home now to Killarney, and I am SO bored.I miss That London and You People. I wish I had Money to come visit.
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You'd be welcome whenever you liked.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:54,
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Start saving, there will always be a bed for you here when you ned it.(
wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:54,
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You're sweet.I'm currently paying off a ridiculously large car insurance bill. I'm only half way. And I don't have the luxury of parents paying food and rent and petrol since I've moved out of home, so I'm managing to save about 5 or 10 quid a week. I'm looking forward to when I have a Proper Job.
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Thanks LustyI think I'll leave Angry Anderson alone for a bit. Sounds like she got up on the wrong side of the world today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:45,
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She got up too suddenly(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:46,
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And clearly not enough focus on appropriate use of punctuation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:53,
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Not bad at all, overall.I've been asked to look into selling a large pile of records for a pal: he took them as part payment for a debt. Amongst the dross are several '88 acid classics which I would dearly like myself.
I could quit easily pinch them: the chap has no idea what he's got. But that would be wrong. BUT I've got no money. AND I'm doing him a favour by helping him. Hmmmmm MORAL DILEMMA.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:43,
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This is what I was hoping to be told.Come on people, tell me it's OK to steal from a mate, I really want a few of those records.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:47,
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Here's a shocking idea.Why don't you just ASK him if you can have them?
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Then you can steal a couple if he does.Cheeky cunt, you doing him a favour and all...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:50,
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See belowAsk him nicely.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:48,
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HE MIGHT SAY NO AND THEN I WON'T OWN 'ACID TRAX' YOU IDIOT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:50,
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It would be wrong to help himself to themBut he could ask to keep one or two as thanks for helping.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:48,
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Because you are a massive bender.Alt: Delilah
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:43,
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How can I be a bender,my grief is football related?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:56,
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Quite simple - all sport is bentWith football being the most horrifically homosexual of the lot.
Hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:59,
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What did battered do?The Ramones recorded 'Too Tough To Die', The Bee Gees recorded 'Staying Alive', Crowded House recorded 'Our drummers are immortal'*
I think if I ever release and album, I'm going to called it 'Dead before 50', just to be on the safe side.
*That last one may be a lie.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:44,
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No use crying over split drama, it'll mop up easily enough. The bits that didn't touch the ground are still alright.OMG FIRST DAY OF WORK OMG OMG TODAY I IS MY FIRST DAY OF WORK.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:59,
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Totes stoked !Although I'm running a tad late =S I'm sure it'll be fine, it normally is.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:51,
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I hope you are wearing clean underwear.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:01,
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+ and take a clean bag to shit into.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:02,
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Shat, showered and shaved !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:52,
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battered got banhammered?serves him right for threatening people online with omgviolence
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:03,
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he threatened to punch gonz and while I do agree with hitting jewsgonz is alright, for a schnorrer
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:07,
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gonz asked if he could have a go on his missus, or something.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:09,
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really? this is OT after all.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:12,
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it can get you more in britain than you can here. seriously, can't buy anything for less than 5p, and that's only when you're in an old fashioned lolly shop.
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That's because you don't have 1c or 2c coins anymore.When you buy petrol you can always go 2c over and not have to pay for it.
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thats fucken stupid, how come australia is so fucken stupid?is dividing by anything other than 5 or 10 too difficult for them?
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hey man, that's not the worst of it. there is talk of ditching the 5c coins as well. It's annoying.
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fucks sakejust get rid of money all together, Mad Max was obviously way ahead of its time
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There's one in the shopping centre in the middle of Geelong.it's my treat when I go shopping.
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not if you're paying by card. they always get the 2c if you pay by card.
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I always paid by cash.I was poor and used to fill up exactly $10.02 each time.
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I do the same thing where possible.it's just I don't usually have enough money to withdraw cash from a hole in the wall.
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Over here they don't like giving you less than about 10 bucks.even if you only have $8.83 they won't give it to you in anything other than cheque form.
It's shit.
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how are they supposed to give you anything when they keep getting rid of coins?(, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)
you could get two penny sweets.if you sold them on for 2p then repeated, oh man, there's a fortune to be made!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:23,
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The shop I have in my car, little girl*proffers puppy*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:25,
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ice cream vans, local newsagents, macro.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:27,
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they cost more than 1p each down here, more like 5pbrokern britton
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Punching Gonz would be like kicking a puppy.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:09,
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whine a bit and do big puppy eyes?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:10,
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I'm just amazed it wasn't AIDS that killed him, he had "the Phildelphia look"So what happened to battered then, i can't be botherd to dig through the threads
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:05,
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I don't know in detail,but I'll take a guess that Scaryduck got a bit fed up.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:08,
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Boring, i hoped he'd spazzed out completely(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:10,
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this is funny cos man o man was a tv show hosted by chris tarrant-ino(, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I liked that program did did with adverts and funny tv from round the world because the would ineviatably be some breasts and occasional minge(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:16,
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tarrant on tv?yeah there was one where a swedish guy goes into a swedish shop and starts asking the shop guy for a long list of items, and at the end the shop guy says in broken english, 'excuse me, are you finish?'
and the guy goes, 'No of course not, I'm a Swedish' LOL!
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*makes 'good Quentin' sign*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:13,
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you did a very good job of photoshopping out the cock in that photo(, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)
And the stretched anal passageAnd the ring
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:24,
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Morning Si was ill but i'm better now, even cancers can't hold me back
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\o/I feel like I have a hangover this morning. I only had 3 glasses of wine.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:19,
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I'm off sick today.I'm in bed watching Alien. I might Aliens next. Then possibly Alien 3.
I'm looking forward to when Prometheus comes out next week.
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Is Prometheus part of the Aliens story?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:43,
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Yeah, he gets bummed to death by the dog one in Alien 3(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:43,
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I believe it is a prequelin so much as it is set in the same "universe" as the Alien movies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:44,
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I'll go and see it, but expect to be disapointed.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:50,
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I got all the rocky films downloaded to try for the first time. I think I might do the same with aliens.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:03,
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Rocky 4 is one of the greatest things ever commited to celluloid in the history of cinema.(, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Is it because you went to the pub quiz last nightAnd the landlady told you her dog was very mysteriously and for no reason fitting like a spastic and on his last legs, and then during the quiz he actually died and you had to take over the quiz so the landlady could go and do dead dog stuff, and then you felt guilty because your dog is eight months older than hers and he's still healthy, and then you had to comfort her while she sobbed like a kid with no ice cream?
That's just a guess. Mind you, it would be a huge coincidence if you were upset for the same reason that I'm upset.
Still, dentist in a few hours. That will be fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:30,
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Ken Dodd's dad is the landlady of your local?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:32,
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hi b3th, you'll be happy to hear i was illand i was away from this place for a few days, you probably noticed a MASSIVE improvment
but i'm better now, soz
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I didn't, because I was ill too.I'm very sorry to hear illness stopped you from being on here where you could bully people though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:36,
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fucking hell, I clicked I like this by mistake.stupid fucking fingers.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:46,
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thats ok, i clicked yours out of solidarityi hope you don't feel bullied by it
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I'm cutting myself as I type this you BULLY(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:49,
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I've attached razor blades to my keyboardso with everystroke he can feel my pain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:52,
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I scanned pictures of my slashed arms and gaz them to him every 10 minutes.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:57,
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We should start an "blood totaliser" like on blue peterso he can see how much we bleed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:58,
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AA for one.I may be oversensitive, having been bullied as a kid, but in my opinion, anyone who finds a thing that he knows will get a reaction out of you, and uses it till you overreact, then says "don't get so touchy, I was just having a joke" is a bully.
Unless you just do that sort of thing to everyone, in which case you're just a cunt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:49,
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to be fair about the AA thingi did hear that when his mum died her death rattle exactly matched the opening chords of 'boulevard of broken dreams'
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with Q here, he's like a sort of hypocricy bully.AA made a joke about someone's mother who died, Q seems to be pointing out that was a shit thing to do by doing the same thing back.
mind you, he might be flogging a dead
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:54,
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I just can't take seeing people call you names.now snuggle me you fool!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:58,
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i'm gonna bury my head in your crotch and pretend i'm scuba diving(, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
ah, the old jacques cousteau(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:09,
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I read that as the landlady went to stuff her dead dog(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:38,
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Stuffing a live one would be slightly more difficult(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:39,
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Is notes that poodle he is doing at the moment?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:44,
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if they have that weeping anal gland then no additional lube is required anyway....(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:46,
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that sounds like a shit night B3th.Also, sounds like a shit day with the dentist.
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Nah, dentist will be alright. My dentist is lovely.And if he can stop this godawful pain, he'll be even lovelier.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 9:42,
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If only my life was as fun as yours.No, not the dentist, I freaking hate the bastards.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:45,
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Your chronic medical condition is making you depressedChins up eh
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:52,
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someone should invent a chin bra and pitch it on Dragins denyou could disguise it as a neck beard
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:53,
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I hate internet peoplethey're so ugly and crippled
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:54,
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there needs to be some sort of zoo were we can corrall them all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:56,
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There could be a hilarious misinterpretation of a sign saying "Sloths this way"(, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
If only Darth was here.He would have guessed the reason I'm so unhappy.
Luton town will be playing non league fotball again next season.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:58,
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I don't know what non-league meansAre you no longer allowed to play with other teams iin a league? Are you that shit? Or is the team full of EDL members?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 9:59,
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I don't know, someting called a conference or something.It means that Luton are crap.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:02,
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my team scored 7 points and beat the other team and won a hat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:01,
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TOUCHDOWNGOALCONVERSION!!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:04,
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oh man the weekend was great wasn't it? hunderds of people going 'yay we won the footing!'and some other people going 'booo, we don't like the team that won the trophing and we would rather DIE than let them win boooo'
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If you aren't wearing blue I'm gonna totally beat you up because my team wears blue and you don't(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:05,
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you know whwat i've got dark blue jeans and a blue check shirt and a blue jacket todayFuck
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people with tattoos of different soccerbawl team crests being upset at each other for having the wrong colour of shirt.
"SCORE A GOALS WE'RE GOING TO SCORE A GOALS"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:06,
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haha, one world cup and two world wars (massively assisted by the russia and america)(, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
In other shit team news MK dons have hired TV presenter Ian Wright as a coach.
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But at least St Johnstone will be in Europe next year.Actually, I don't know why I care about that. They're not my team. But my dad and my brother support them, so I assume they'll be happy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 10:07,
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I prefer St francis of Assisihis team is made up of animals and birds!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:08,
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Like that one in bedknobs and broomsticks?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 10:10,
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Why am I so awesome, you ask?I just tracked down an error in the overnight batch jobs to the dissolution of the Netherlands Antilles in October 2010. In five minutes.
Those sneaky Dutch bastards, dissolving their overseas territories, preventing us from schmoking in their coffee housches.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:05,
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You see, this sort of thing happens when you work in London.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:08,
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Why has no one asked about Diablo 3 yet?What's wrong with you people.
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we have lives outside our bedrooms in our shared flatslol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:10,
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So what did you do this weekend eh Naked ape,make me jealous with your amazing social life.
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went to the zoo and realised why everyone said to put some trousers on.sorebottylolz
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:12,
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Friday night i had drinks with some work friends after our charity daySaturday me and the babba went to a bbq and had chilli burgers
Sunday my parents were up for lunch, then we all went to a mateshouse for tea.
Will that do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:13,
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NO! MY LIFES MORE INTERESTING!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:16,
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If naked ape keeps implying that computer games are some sort of restriction to having a social life, I will keep asking what his excuse is.
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Oh that's easyHe's a bent spastic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:20,
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spending 6 hours by yourself directing a cartoon character around a screen killing things and picking thingss up is retarded(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:20,
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he's not talking about diablo 3he spent his saturday watching looney tunes and picking up lint from his lounge carpet
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It's no more retarded than watching a film about a bunch of superheroesor reading a book about someone who solved a murder in three days, or doing fucking sudoku.
If it's what he enjoys doing, and it doesn't hurt anyone else, what's the problem?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 10:29,
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correct - all those things are equally retarded.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:01,
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Look, there is a simple way to resolve thisEveryone post what their floors are made from and we'll use that to decide who is the best.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:19,
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You're winning so far.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:39,
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Is that what made you ill?Do you have same stomach aids as al?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 10:19,
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no i was ill from wednesday night onwardshad a flu-y cough thing, but i'm hard so i got over it because i'm a real man
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we don't give a fuck.soz.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:11,
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It's a new version of that spinning thing you balance on a piece of string between to sticksAll the kids are at it! next week ROLLERBLADING!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:12,
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Only the best game ever b3th (when it works)Basically you run around killing things and picking things up then you go back to town and sell the stuff you picked up or put on the stuff you picked up then you run somewhere else and kill more things to pick up EVEN more stuff.
It's awesome.
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i played the minimalist RPG on links last nightit was pretty good
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it was, i played until my laptop battery ran outonly had about 3 baddies to go and i was all like 'dawwww'
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if i hadn't been so engrossed i'd have remembered to plug it insuch is life
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Sounds a bit like working for a living.ie shit and tedious.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 10:14,
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Cool.I'm playing a lot of those hidden object games at the moment. They are surprisingly addictive, if completely mindless.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 10:18,
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Scramble with Friends on FacebookExcellently addictive
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:34,
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So Why did Battered dun get banned?I thought the threatening Gonz with a bashing happened weeks ago
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:33,
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I have no ideaI think it was just made up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:38,
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I was told after the first reply in this now massive thread that it wasn't noncegate(
Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:38,
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I'm sure he put something on facebook about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:40,
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Sexy kids, the number one cause of Paedophilia And what is it about long brown macs and thick lensed glasses that they find so appealing?
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:49,
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The secret puppy/sweet pockets inside them?That, or a massive cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:50,
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So does anyone actualy know why rory and battered said itdo they know something we don't? If its just banter then sod it, I hear worse on here. For example Agnostic Antichrist framed Ian Huntley for the rape and murders he commited
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:55,
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thats what i meant, did any of this have any grounding int he truth?rory doesn't usually jsut make things up, he picks up on something someone says and runs with it a bit, thats his style
he's like an angry usain bolt
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I like Roryand Battered. THey are part of what makes OT what it is. I think this place should be Unmodded though, No OT mod please, we are all cunts except me who should be Mod. Vote Phil for OT Mod - Honesty, Decency, Integrity.
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:01,
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its a well established fact that pscychochomp should be OT mod, you're not psychochompI like rory too, battered not so much, he gets angry very quickly and sometimes that scares me, through the internet
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Psychochomp once posted that I would make a good modSomeone that naive should not be mod
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:03,
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you would make a terrible modi reckon there's at elast a 55% chance you'd ban me
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Jeff for mod!Because, you know, he looks like a mod.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:06,
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You're wrongPeople like you are what keep me coming back. Can you imagine how fucking dull this place would be if everyone was nice, friendly and agreeable.
I used to mod a music forum and only ever banned spammers.
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:07,
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Was it full of mods?You can't mod a mod, that's what my nan says.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:13,
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Thanks Philthats what your nan says to me after I do her up the arse.
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:19,
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Oh, I have escaped facebookMy newsfeed was just Agnostic Antichrist posts anyway
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Peej, Mon 21 May 2012, 10:48,
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yes and noill, but had a bbq, but the burger was rubbish, but i feel better now
(, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I had a very nice burger, round Gonz's gaff.He keeps an iPad in his bog.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 11:12,
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