My wife has found out my username. This is bad. I think I need to change it.
Suggestions ( other than anything height or Grange Hill related) welcome.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:55, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bat Turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)

B&

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

The Edsel's follow up single?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

It's so Battered's wife doesn't associate him with his confessional of infidelity
b3ta.com/questions/nicethings/post265112
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I HOPE BATTEREDS WIFE DOESN@T READ THIS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

My finest work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

or an +fantasy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I will never say if it was a true post or a piss take of Spanky.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Needless to say

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

so err yeah I wrote that, but it's a piss take honest
I can't really explain why no one in the replies found it in any way funny or a pisstake, BUT I'LL MAKE IT ALL UP TO YOU HONEST JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Ha ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

i understand that you're fat and unloved after this kid thing, but I sware I don't have wandering hands or eyes
and all these business trips I in no way look to fuck anything with a pulse, because you're obviously the most beautiful woman who ever lived who just won't have sex with me and it's all wearing abit thin that you've just had a kid over six months ago and GOD WHY ARE YOU STILL FAT ???!?!?!?!??!?!?!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I used to shag a size 10 30FF girl
She was only 18 though so I win
( Peej, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

yeah well i done it with a level 8 dwarf

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Was it wearing the helmet of disintegration?

( Peej, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Mr. Penis

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)

r0b

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I thought about some related to water birds. Or Peter Adamson.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Gaddaffi Duck

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)

officelolling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

NotBatteredHonestlyMrsBattered

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Shortarsegrumpcuntthethird
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Shortarsegrumpcuntthethird Hill

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Every time she logs on to here
JUST SAY NO
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I like 'Queef Richards' but you can't have that one, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Queefer Sutherland?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)

This is very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Queef Latifer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

FlangeTout.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

trans. Eat Everything

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Molecular Gashtronomy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Heston Bloomingsmall

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Gashtronaut

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

John Cunstubble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

HeyWayne!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I don't think anyone else is really trying here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

A few people on here are very trying

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Arse Mechanic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

MyFriendBilly

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

I dont get this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Ten foot willy lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

ahhhh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Part of a childhood rhyme.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

MyMateChalky

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Or possibly Len Fairclough.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

giant haystacks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)