This weekend I will be mostly doing:
Some running, lots of DIY/gardening jobs, burning shit, drinking wine, eating curry and your mum, up the barking spider, using wet sand as lube. Fucking dirty bitch loves it rough

What does the weekend hold in store for you? Is the Sunshine bus taking you anywhere?

Alt:
Complain about it being *shakes hands and moans* too hot!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:34, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This weekend I will be mostly doing
Some gardening (back garden looks like rainforest), visiting G/F's dad in hospital and setting up a greenhouse for my chillis and tomatoes. Saturday night we'll be celebrating my birthday with a meal in a very nice restaurant.
I intend to spend Sunday playing guitar and drinking, might do some shopping.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:44, Reply)

This sounds like a good weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:55, Reply)

I very much hope it will be!
Apart from the hospital visit - the actual visiting's not the issue - it's the fucking cretins trying to use the carparks.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:59, Reply)

My granddad was in hospital for about six months
I feel your parking pain
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:00, Reply)

You're up very early.
I missed my last lecture - the room was very warm and cosy and I was watching friends and I fell asleep at my desk.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 6:51, Reply)

I have two kids
This isn't early! Was your lecture important?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:55, Reply)

well... it was the last lecture of the semester before revision. So I guess, maybe.
Ahh. Youth. I remember being little - I used to get up at 6 to watch the cartoons on tv.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 6:59, Reply)

I wish they wouldn't!
Still, daughter appears to be ok after puking at school yesterday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:02, Reply)

urgh. Poor kiddo.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:04, Reply)

Kids have miraculous powers of recovery
Yeaterday she couldn't move off the settee and was puking everywhere. Today she is dancing to the music on Cars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:07, Reply)

That is miraculous.
Cars is terrible. No where near as good as Toy Story or Wall-e
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:14, Reply)

Wall-e is brilliant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:20, Reply)

I know. I love it.
It made me cry the first time I watched it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:23, Reply)

up! must have had you bawling then!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:25, Reply)

yeah it did.
My mother was worse though. She cried most of the way through the film.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:26, Reply)

5:20 wake up this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:19, Reply)

This is one of the many reasons why I never wanted kids.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:29, Reply)

yeah but it's worth it, so far

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:36, Reply)

Wait until she becomes a teenager.
You'll be tearing your hair out at not being able to drag her out of bed in the morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:41, Reply)

This also applies to Mrs Cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

She is a heavy sleeper.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

This weekend I shall be chilling with mini ape
We are going to a BBQ with some lesbians on Saturday and staying the night then we are going wakeboarding on Sunday.

I shall also hoover the flat, BOOM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:19, Reply)

Sporty!
As long as I get some top quality sleep this weekend I'll be happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:21, Reply)

you get enough sleep when you're dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:25, Reply)

I long for high quality sleep
Not been too bad now for a few months, back problems apart
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:03, Reply)

When I think abut it, my weekend plans seem rather lame.
But I will enjoy doing some nice summery food (interesting salads) and getting a nice sweaty shag from the GF.

Alt: It is too hot, but I'd rather have this than rain. When it goes up 3 or 4 more degrees, I'll bitch properly.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:34, Reply)

Why? how warm is it?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:40, Reply)

About 23 or 4.
I don't like the heat very much.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:46, Reply)

What? that's not hot.
You sook. You'd die of heatstroke over here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:47, Reply)

I know I would.
I have an old chum in Perth, and I just can't go over to visit because it would be too hot. I also burn at the mearest exposure to the Sun.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:49, Reply)

go in winter.
its 10 degrees here at the moment.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 7:50, Reply)

Ta,

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:06, Reply)

Hayfever is fucking bent.
*sneezes*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:41, Reply)

Bless you,

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:46, Reply)

This^
Just starting for me now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:03, Reply)

Poofter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:18, Reply)

Weirdly enough, it hasn't effected me for the 10 years or soo, but growing up it used to get me really baddly.
Can you be an army comando if you get hayfeever?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:28, Reply)

They don't have army commandos any more Gonz.
You have to join the Marines, I'm sure they'll have you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)

But what if we go to war with Holland? Have you seen their fields? POLLEN EVERYWHERE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

It will have to be the SAS for you then Gonz.
If Lewis Collins can join, I'm sure they'll accept you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I meet a few SAS people in cyprus, a load of them went there.
The only thing I've learnt from them all is that they HATE Andy McNab and Chris Ryan... which is where my main source of SAS info comes from.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

But I bet you know all the lingo.
Like tab and slot.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'll need a sitrep Bartles
You Rupert
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I aint no Rupert. I'm the sarge who sends the men over the top while keeping my head down.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Gayfever more like.
DON'T DIE OF IGNORANCE, JEFF.

(die of AIDS instead)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

You forgot to mention Eurovision
Morning all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:18, Reply)

Babysitting, BBQ, beer, buying stuff I want but don't need.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:20, Reply)

You missed out blasphemy, buggery and balls on your chin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:22, Reply)

Stop projecting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Last exam today, can't be arsed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Don't go, exams are for losers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Daughter tonight*, British Museum with her tomorrow
followed by lolz with Lusty in the park, followed by, err, valuing a load of records in between NICKING THE GOOD ONES.

Sunday: I might grill summat in the park.

*last night was hilarious. She refused to go to bed or indeed leave the lavatory, insisting she was going to stay up all night sat on the khazi. Three minutes, she lasted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Queen of the loo!
Glad you've got some time with mini monty, are you getting anywhere getting more access?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I had to postpone our 'discussion' due to my going to a gig so it's next week now.
We do have a fucking great laugh together, the older she gets the more different things we can do. I fucking love it, I really do.

Thanks Nakers

PS you are bent, fuck off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)

it wouldn't kill you to have an all-nice-things-to-say post you know.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

You can fuck off and all x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Yeah yeah, your mum's massive black cock and all that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

EXACTLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

All good with you then, clunge monkey?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Not bad thanks.
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

eh. Alright. Been worse.
eating pasta and drinking juice and getting ready for a terribly lonely Friday night in.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Needs MOAR wine and less whine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I have no alcohol.
Tempted to go out and buy some though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

DO IT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

She must see the Sutton Hoo treasure, and probably not the mummies.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

My thoughts exactly.
Treasure and swords and armour is what she wants to see. Not actually wizened dead folk.

SHE GETS ENOUGH OF THAT SEEING ME LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Enjoy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

You betcha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Alright?
I donno, I'm barrasic, to the point where I've taken out as much as I can from the Cashback 'cus they don't check what you've got left. I get my winnings on monday though, so I just got to make sure I don't accidently sushi or mexican mysel.

I've got a whole load of coding stuff to do, I got THREE things that I have to learn.
- Umbraco, which involves knowing two languages that I've never used before (XSLT ASP.NET). \
- Appcelerator, which would be for fun, which uses a load of stuff I've never used before (non-web development).
- And a e-com sollution called jShop, which has been customised to the point of making the documentaiton useless.

I'm gonna go see that Avengers film as well, and I've got drinks tonight with work people which should be a good lol.

My memory has gone to shit lately, I can hardly remmeber things at all. I'm talking about "Lol i forgot", I mean, I remember having conversations with people eaither early morning or late night, and can't remember a single thing about what the conversation was about. I hope it was nothing important.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

What's barrasic?
That is if you can remember
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Skint.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Boracic Lint = skint

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Or 'Monty'd'. LOL!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Oh LOL oh LOL oh LOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Sorry squire.
I'll reactivate my nice guy chip and fuck off to work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Hahaha you fucking nerd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

*adjusts Simpsons tie and arranges Warhammer figures on desk*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I'm not sure how you can't work it out given the context.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Gross stupidity?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Yeah', I'd say he's pretty gross too, more of the gross, less of the pretty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

MUCH more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

The Avengers film is good fun.
Plot's not great and there's very little character development but it's a good romp.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I'm basicly just going for the aircon, fizzy slush puppy and I'm going to buy a big box of american Nerds from the corner shop at the same time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I love american Nerds. They're fun to eat.
I went to see it with a errr, friend, and we had a good time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

0o0o0oh POPPET HAS A MALEFRIEND POPPET HAS A MALEFRIEND.
Nerds rock, they're probably my fave sweets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

There's a shop at Southern Cross station in Melbourne, called Candy Station or something like that.
They sell big boxes of Nerds, with 6 different flavours in each box.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Oh man, I think that's probably what I'm snacking on right now even though it's only 9 in the morning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

At 9 this morning I was in a lecture.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Do they have the love?
Or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Nice

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Morning
I have a fun packed weekend ahead - starting when I knock off work at 12.15 today and head down to London to see some noisy bands.
Tomorrow will be a big family fun day with three friends and their babies, all born within six weeks of baby tangles. I'm taking champagne and samosas to help the adults through.
Sunday there will be theatrelols with the bigger little tangle.

Alt: It's not too bad in my office, I'm downstairs and on the cooler side of the building. Plus I have kicked my sandals off and am sitting here in bare feet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Best feeling is walking through grass in bare feet.
worst feeling is stepping on a prickle-y bit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

There is no grass in my office.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, Reply)

go for a walk outside on your lunch break?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'm leaving before lunch
and there is very little grass around this industrial estate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

damn. I'm sorry. I was just trying to come up with solutions.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Champagne and samosas
What a brilliant idea for stuff to take to a party!
I'm nicking that - nice one.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Panjab Sweet Centre on Foleshill Road for the samosas.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Good call!
I use one on the Foleshill road - buggered if I can remember the name - regularly. They are the nicest people in there and generally I'm the only white face in the queue. They do the best fish pakoras and the tandoori chicken is volcano hot.
Dammit! I'm getting lunch from there - see what you've done now?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Who're you seeing tonight?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Going to the same gig as Al
Slayer, Sleep, Melvins, Wolves in the Throne Room and a couple of others.
It's quite a metal line up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

My brother's going too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I'll look out for him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

He looks like a grey, rather ill Harry Potter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Oh yes, Sunshine bus to sunny Reading for Stag weekend.
The best man has got hold of a fake breast t-shirt thing for the condemned man to wear. A fake Mike Tyson face tattoo also. *sigh* I think I'll start drinking on the way down there...it's the only way to be sure.

Alt: Where I live there is a three second window between the sun peeking between the clouds and a pale skinny Scotsman whipping his top off in public so he has an audience while he turns lobster red *bokes*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I hated the film The Hangover, mostly because where I worked at the time, the cab office, they made me put it on every single night for what felt like 10 weekends straight.
And it's like its set a benchmark on how much of a prick someone can be because they know someone is gonna get married.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I think the best man has misjudged his audience here
but we'll see how it goes. I watched The Hangover at the cinema with a full audience when it came out and laughed a fair amount, but I could tell it wouldn't stand repeat viewings.

I've just looked up some reviews of our accommodation for the weekend:

"Worst hotel in UK nomination"
“Absolutely Disgusting! Definitely NOT a Hotel”
“Never ever stay here unless you really have to!”
“This building should be condemned”

*starts drinking now*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Scotland to reading for a stag, hahahahah
It's gonna be dire
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Scotland Corby

dire seriously dire
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Scary duck's tweets are fucking bent.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Scary duck's
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

No

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Hmm, I hadn't thought about it that way

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Y'see it's precisely this sort of well thought out, reasoned debate that makes this place what it is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

No one wants to dis the Scary Duck, because of his awesome stepping powers.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

He's a nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

All water under the bridge.
He and Battered are bessie mates now, as well.
It's quite sweet really.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

You're a nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Luckily I haven't been discovered by my wife
and I keep my drinking under control.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

"Its alright darling, at least I'm a sober nonce"
That's ok then.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I tell you what, he's convinced me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Very little
Some shopping, some laundry, some drinking, catching up on my sleep.

Alt: The weather is so nice I have no excuse not to walk to work. Dammit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Two things that made me laugh in the Metro today:
1. The genius Turkish kid who ‘tweeted’ at the bloke who wrote Touching The Void ‘You’re just a stupid who fell down on a mountain’. Bra-vo, young man, quite, quite true.
2. An actress was interviewed and actually used the phrase ‘really into film’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

What an idiot
Genuine fans call it "cinema"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Alright, spastic?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

The evidence against me is overwhelming
Posting in a specific place on the internet. What a giveaway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Obviously. I mean, posting in a wide variety of areas seems to be working out so well for him.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

The guy who fell landed on his feet
This forced his Tibia up through his femur, splitting it in 2.

O_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

fucking hell.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

owowowowowowowowowowowow!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I couldn't care less.
The stupid cunt deserved it. It's like sporting injuries: I have not got longterm hamstring issues or whatever because I don't run about like a homosexual playing stupid games all the time.

I think those cunts who get stuck up Snowdon in a t shirt or whatever should be left to DIE or at the very least pay for their rescue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

BILLY FUCKING OCEAN IS IN NEWCASTLE TODAY!!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

OH YOU LUCKY CUNT.
Best buy some mouthwash at lunchtime then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Best get your knee pads on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I've sucked three cucumbers down to a nubbin in practice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

What time? If I leave now I could be there for 1ish.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Tonight I think, City Hall

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I will 'get in to my car' then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Watch out
The going is tough etc.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I would appreciate if you would get out of my dreams first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Chutney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Happy Towel Day everybody!
towelday.org/

Especially YOU Monty. I know what a big Douglas Adams fan you are.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

MAY THE TWENTY-FIFTH BE WITH YOU!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

*goes on killing spree of all people holding towels*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)