I am sick of living in London. Fucking shit pit, full of crime, dirt, noise, pollution, bad schools and poor people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm sick of the entire South East.
Overcrowded with total, total cunts.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Yep. I like the idea of moving to Cambridge at the moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

That's worse.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

more tourist cunts in a smaller area
and students. lots and lots of students.

on BIKES.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Wouldn't live right in the centre. It's a compromise; I want to live in the countryside, wife has always lived in cities.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

there's no real compromise to that
without you both losing out. Just do one or the other.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

It's looking like we will rent this place out for a year and rent somewhere out of London before making a final decision.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

because it's just as overcrowded
only with shitkicking fendwellers, students and japanese tourists
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Mind you
up here is hell on earth for three weeks in August.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Indeed. Will be in Edinburgh this weekend though at my inlaws. I shall seek solace in the St Vincents bar and maybe get out to North Berwick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Haven't been to St Vincents for a while as it goes.
I must remember that next time I'm out and stop just living in the Orchard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Inlaws live on Heriot Row so it's the closest place to me that I like.
Going to try and get a table at Bleu Escargot as well.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You can book it online.
here

You usually need 3 weeks notice for a weekend but you never know. also, they've opened a sister place in the west end, L'escargot blanc, which I reckon is as good but is much easier to get in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Thanks.
We' ve been a few times before - the owners are friends of my sister-in-law.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I quite fancy Bristol or Gloucester.

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

+s or Gloucester
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Wonderful cars.

( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

bender.
I give you one chance to embrace your masculinity, and you fucking blow it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I don't need to prove it
I'm a rampant example of manhood.
( Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)