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With reference to my assumption about Swipe's accent in the previous thread...
I met my first b3tan on Friday night.
For those of you who have not met Al, he is pretty much exactly as you would imagine - grotesquely fat, bald and kept muttering unintelligible geordie nonsense about growing vegetables and how he would definitely run marathons if his foot was ok. Plus he was the rudest man I have ever met (he never once said thank you).
For those of you who have met him (or other b3tans) how did they surprise you, compared with what you had assumed about them from their online persona?
Alt: Not met any b3tans? Describe how you imagine another poster to be in real life. Bonus points if your character assassination makes them cry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:07,
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latest was 12 years ago)
"that individual has lost his life right now,"
what?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:15,
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The Zombie apocalypse
begins.
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The Bloody Awful Warsaw Concerto, Tue 29 May 2012, 3:54,
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I didn't expect Aber to be quite as Spanish as she is (if that makes any sense)
Hopefully seeing her this coming weekend, should be fun.
Aside from that, I don't think anyone has really surprised me, as I met the most mental one first, after that everyone seemed quite normal.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:13,
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i reckon barry is a pre-teen girl
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:14,
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Nobody's particularly surprised me.
I don't think anybody makes an effort to have a different online persona here and I don't expect a particular physical appearance.
Boring answer is boring.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:15,
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People expected you to be English though, Pierre
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:16,
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People expected me to be some sort
of fifty year old Quasimodo, judging by the reaction after Monty's birthday last October.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:23,
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I see 3 B3TANS fairly regularly as we all drink in the same boozer
However, all those I've met at bashes have been nice people. I don't generally imagine what people look like from what they write so there were few surprises. I'd like to meet some more of our community, once I can get some time!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:20,
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Are there not enough questions about lunch in this thread?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:22,
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i brought jalapeno houmous and pumpkin seed ryvitas
and now EAT is doing the minestrone and pesto soup today. argh. decisions.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24,
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Hahahaha Protestor managed to get past all the security and have a go at Blair at Leveson
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Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:22,
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i have only met one who was very different indeed in real life, and whom i would actively cross the street to avoid
whilst hoping that they got hit by a bus on the same street.
everyone else is fab. monty is more animated than i would have expected from his sometimes laconic drawling posts, perhaps.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:23,
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oooh, spill
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24,
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You can't say that and not reveal who it is.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24,
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everyone knows it's me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24,
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yeah
cos you can afford buses in scotland
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:36,
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fuck off, we've got trams*
*some track**
**not even really some track, but we've got a mocked-up tram and 7 years worth of roadworks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:36,
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all paid for by england, yeah?
YEAH!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38,
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I do fucking hope so.
/actually, no, it's Edinburgh Council not Scottish Government, so it's mostly our council tax. Which explains why our roads are currently on a par with those in Nairobi.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:40,
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Hahaha
The answers are all over the board, if you care to look.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:25,
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was it psychochopm?
after their ill fated attempt at a travel lodge date on the M3?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:26,
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I thought you were off to the Just Seventeen site to escape all the beakering
and now you're sniffing around for gossip? Shame on you, Quentin.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:28,
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a girl gotta eat, yo
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:29,
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This invites one of those Sherlock Holmes scenes
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:28,
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SLO-MO ZOOM IN SUPERPOWER ACTIVATE
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:30,
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0-0
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:30,
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I'm on my phone that'll take bare time.
Someone spill.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:29,
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sorry, i just like stirring you all up
it's like dropping a lump of sugar near an ants' nest
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:35,
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Everyone I met at the Cornwall bash was lovely
Except Noel who was a massive racist and kept accusing a member of this site of paedoalcoholism
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Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:24,
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I've only really met /talkers
and TGB. And Gonz, obviously, because his bowels transcend boards.
None of them are cunts. Soz. Grammsie and Gonz are lovely. Although Gonz is disturbing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:27,
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I've never been to a b4sh.
I imagine you are all complete cunts.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:29,
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i am
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:30,
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if I met you at a b4sh I'd buy you a packet of scampi fries.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:32,
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unwashed hooker euphamismlols.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:35,
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I wouldn't know, I always carry a pack of moist towelettes.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:37,
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wise man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38,
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Listerine and cotton buds
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:10,
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Pretty much as thay came across on B3TA really.
Met one guy at the Christmas market, he'd turned up the previous week by mistake, and had a big sticker with his user name on it. He apparently had some strange looks.
Another guy I was sharing a hotel room with forgot the room number, and my real name. He kept telling the bemused hotel clerk "he's called Bear Pookie", very very drunkenly. Luckily he had my number on his phone, so they took pity and helped him in. He then locked me out, and fell asleep. Bashlols.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:30,
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wait, you're a bloke?
fucks sake
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:32,
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Apparently so.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 12:40,
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I was not surprised to find out that Wormulus is a cunt, nor that Gonz is a sexually starved creep, nor that Al is a prick or that Kitty is fucking annoying.
I was not surprised to find out that Chompy is a civilised intelligent chap, Noel is a top bloke, BGB is lovely, CQ is a gent, Lusty is far too good for Boyce and that Berk has perky tits. Also, that I have too much in common (age, severe liking for booze) as Jeff, Stunned and Monty.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:31,
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What were you surprised by?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:33,
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the anal rape.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:34,
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I'm pretty sure that calling Gonz a sexually starved creep
whilst describing somebody purely on the basis of the perkiness of their tits scores about 4.7 kilospoons on the morrisetteometer, you know.
just sayin.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:33,
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The frequent admissions of masturbation due to the frigidness of his wife should not perhaps be ignored at this stage
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:35,
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The counsel for the prosecution is here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:36,
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I've never lost a case
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:36,
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And frequent night emissions.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:37,
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You and Gonz are closer than you'd care to admit, jewbros innit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38,
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I am certainly not 'one of them'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38,
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THANKS
Edit: You were taller than I thought. At least until you got off that step on the boat olololol
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:33,
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Which one were you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:41,
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:P
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:44,
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I'd probably be surprised if I met you in a pub and you weren't asked for id.
cause you iz short LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:35,
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To much grey hair to be i'd.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:38,
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ahem
oh well, you're seeing me again tomorrow, you can have another stab at being surprised then...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:37,
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You were exactly as expected.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:45,
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i am choosing in the face of overwhelming odds to take this as a compliment
and am blushing accordingly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:47,
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If any of you lot were lucky enough to meet me I'd be all like :P and you'd be all like XD
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:43,
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Not met any as I don't turn up to bashes.
Just so you know folks, I have no obligations at all from today until the last week of September. SUMMER IS HERE...
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:43,
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I haz Doom Bar
I've not met anyone, I even avoided meeting Al at a gig because I didn't want rl friends to thinks I hung out with fat interwirdos.
I suspect a lot of folk here were 'inbetweeners' not the uber desperate and bullied, but certainly not the cool kids.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:55,
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My mate makes that
I would stop drinking it if I were you
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Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 12:58,
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I've not met anybody off here
that I've actively disliked, if that's any help?
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:00,
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Nakers said no one had met him yet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:01,
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There's a first time for everything, I guess.
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Kroney, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:02,
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I think that's the main reason I don't like The Inbetweeners
At school, I actually did alright with the girls, it was afterwards I turned into a fat waste of space.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:26,
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I am very much King of the Cool Kids, thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:57,
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Well this is going well
I at least expected Monty or someone to come and say "I imagine you to be a massive bender".
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:00,
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In many ways the silence is worse.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:01,
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IM OFF 'TIL SEPTEMBER! THE END OF SEPTEMBER! WOOHOO.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:02,
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Yes, I saw that and chose to ignore it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:03,
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He's one of those annoying people who keep repeating things cos he hasn't twigged that people are ignoring him
it's excruciating
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:05,
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I don't care, enjoy work for the next four months you cunt.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:07,
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I will thank you. I enjoy being productive and gaining the satisfaction of the fruits of my labour.
You'll simply miss licking the toilet seat in the childrens disabled toilet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:10,
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I enjoy the fruits of your labour too with the lovely grants I get.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:15,
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I'm extremely Jelly Bobs, living at subsistence levels, shacked up in a bedsit in Newport that's umm living the dream
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:20,
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I live in a big 5 bed detached house, with a massive garden in Caerleon and money isn't an issue for me. STOP PRETENDING WORK IS BETTER THAN A SUMMER OFF.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:23,
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Chill bruv
I'm sure watching Wimbledon and the Olympics all day long will grow on you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:29,
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I don't mind Wimbledon, this Summer I am mainly learning the bass guitar and Spanish.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:31,
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Post your progress on links
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:32,
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I'll write you a song in Spanish and play it on the bass for you.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:34,
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nobody ever does anything for me round here, I'm very touched
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:35,
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I shall name it Los balada de Rory Lyon.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:37,
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*thinks*
I've met Monty + Lusty, then Barry, then DG and Noel. All are smashing super lovely!
Darth has a prior bumming arrangement for Manchester so I shan't be meeting him there but fingers crossed I shall be meeting AA
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:06,
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Go on then
Make some assumptions about what AA will really be like.
Don't hold back, be as vicious as you can.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:09,
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I'm kind of hoping he has a pro-perrrrrrrrrr Macc Lads accent
I also bet I will end up lashed
I don't do nasty, tangles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:10,
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though I have done a few nasties in my time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:12,
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I know, you are the official nice guy of off topic
Does this mean you are a right bastard IRL?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:13,
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Probably
I just can't be arsed with being nasty, unless its in a joking way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:15,
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I don't have much of an accent at all, anymore
I used to have a scouse accent that would pop up from time to time, but that's gone now as well.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:27,
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Go on then
Make some assumptions about what sporto will really be like.
Don't hold back, be as vicious as you can.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:29,
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I'm expecting a Middlesborough accent, less teeth than the average 2 year old, and tattooed knuckles
I'm currently finding it a bit odd that I've only actually met one person involved in this thread...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:32,
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This is more like it.
Good work AA.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:33,
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* Manly handshakes *
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 13:34,
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Will you be wearing a bash frock this year?
I shall get some new bash pants, as per.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 13:34,
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No chance, my frock wearing days are over
Any idea if you're heading Stockport festival this weekend?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:36,
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I don't think so, it's a busy weekend for me. Barbecue, 3 day reggae anti jubilee party, and arts festival.
And the Hawks at Holmfirth Sunday if got the time.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 28 May 2012, 13:54,
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I'm here now!
*waves*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:39,
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Afternoon, cockneck!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:40,
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Afternoon T-shirt!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:47,
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*checks knuckles*
There's something written there but I can't read
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:40,
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What you need to do, is close your fist, draw your hand away from you, then, as hard as you can, push it back towards your face
You should be able to read it at the last second.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:41,
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*checks*
.....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:46,
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Sound
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:47,
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gosh
it's about as lively as an egyptian mummy's clit on here.
is there anyone coming tomorrow who doesn't know where we are going?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:07,
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Like a scarab's bonnet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:08,
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hottest chilli you can get.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:19,
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huh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:20,
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Does this help?
arab otch
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:22,
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It does now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:23,
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Awww man that reminds me of that film with brendan fraiser where the egyptian dead bloke was going around
and killing people and taking all their body parts to make himself whole. I think it was called "The Dead Egyptian Killer!"
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Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:13,
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genuine lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:15,
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/thebusthatcouldn'tslowdownlolz
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:28,
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Yes. Me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:16,
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Don't worry
You'll still get the Happy Meal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:17,
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you have been gazzed
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:22,
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I don't think I've met any of you current OT regulars except Al
And apparently I kept drunkenly telling him he was much nicer and more friendly than I'd expected from his posting.
PJM, Chickenlady, TGB, Lusty, um...I'm forgetting people...Clendrix, Wookie. Herr Dok were all lovely with varying degrees of normality involved...
And then there was Kaol.
Edit: There was also that nice lass from America whose name escapes me but had a brother called Robin. Oh and Bill.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:17,
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Al was indeed nice when I met him,
but then I didn't really expect him not to be.
Tell us why you hate Kaol.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:21,
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Hahahah.
I didn't hate Kaol. He was just...Kaol...I don't know what else to say about him.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:21,
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He kept asking you what you thought of his crap comic starring himself didn't he?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:25,
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Ha.
Um...
I liked Kaol.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:26,
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But...?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:29,
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No, really, he's very nice. I liked him a lot.
He's just a bit intense as I'm sure you can imagine. And was insanely drunk. Which if I noticed it must give you an idea of just how drunk.
And he did ask about his comic.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:33,
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He's really playing this for all it's worth, the slag
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:33,
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Sorry, I was just struggling to find a non insulting way of accurately describing someone I actually liked.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:44,
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Did he show you his knife? or penis ?
LIC carried you home one night, he seems to have left a lasting impression on you
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:21,
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oh yeah, I met LiC.
Although I don't think he carried me anywhere. The night I met him was the night I wasn't allowed on The Underground at Oxford Cirus so thought a sensible alternative was to walk to Warren Street. but I did that all on my own. just.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:23,
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I was supposed to
but for some reason you didn't want to leave the pub when I did.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:41,
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Of the people I met at the Cornwall bash
Kaol spent more time chatting to me than any of the others and I thought he was ace.
Clenders, Wookie, Catface, Crackhousecilitbang, Lusty, Noel and Vippers were all lovely as I am sure were the ones I have forgotten
Mistaspackkaman, well he was a lovely chap but a little odd shall we say!
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Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:22,
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Oh yeah, Spakka.
I agree with your assessment.
The Stig was a twat.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:23,
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Spakka is back, under the name Hartley Hare according to Rory.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:25,
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It's a less threatening way of calling the mysterious hartley hare a fucking autist
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:31,
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Christ, he was a special one alright, that Stig fellow.
Fish AND Chips on his shoulders...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:30,
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He refused to acknowledge anyones screen names as he didn't want people to think he was sad enough to meet people off the internet.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:31,
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It must have been very confusing for him
I hate these people... BUT I CRAVE ACCEPTANCE! But I hate these people... So I hate myself... O, THE HUMANITY!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:36,
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Seems like an odd reason to turn up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:45,
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Oh! I met you briefly.
You weren't a cunt.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:32,
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It must have been a *very* brief meeting for you to come to that conclusion.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:33,
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I think I just kept asking you what was so funny about peace, love and understanding.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:28,
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I don't remember. I couldn't stand up for falling down.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:42,
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Quick TJ
Something the ladies (minus Poppet) might like -
cocoaboutique.com/
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:24,
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I've just been emailed that by 'The Gourmet Society'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:28,
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Same
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:29,
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I stayed sober and pretty quiet at the Bash I went to
so was probably quite forgettable.
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Peej, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:28,
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I have met many, many b3tans - some of whom I was surprised to find were not only human...
...but who could also hold a civilised conversation. I know, right?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:29,
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Is a "civilised conversation" a euphamism for your penis?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:32,
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It is where you're concerned, treacle.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:32,
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I think I surprised Al by being even more tedious in real life than I am on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:31,
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are you in london?
you could come tomorrow too. i will remember this for future reference.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:36,
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I could have come too.
*sniffs* But I'm busy now, washing my hair or something.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:37,
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I could have come as well
but for some reason she's decided she doesn't like me again.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:38,
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it's not an exclusive invitation list!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:40,
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You say that, and yet I had no idea it was happening or where you are going.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:42,
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I never get told about these things either. Wear it as a badge of honour.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:43,
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i think we arranged it at the bristol bash
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:44,
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And then on facebook
but everybody's de-friended Al there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:46,
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Al who?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:47,
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I'm wondering if he has any table manners.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:48,
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or leave it flopping and lanky and greasy and come!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:38,
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you sicken me
(context click)
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:02,
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No, I was just down for a gig on Friday*
But thanks for the offer.
*Tourist cunt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:38,
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Did you get home okay?
Did you hear all of Reign in Blood? They had to play Reborn twice, apparently they made a mistake, but I couldn't hear it myself.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:39,
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Was the mistake playing it the first time?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:48,
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Yeah, we had to leave as soon as Reign in Blood finished, for a long slow journey home.
They were bloody good though, weren't they?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:48,
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I love Roota.
Sportscow is my north eastern pal. I'm not sure if I've met anyone else.
I'm playing about with an iPad for the first time. These things are well cool. I'm gonna get one.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:40,
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But why?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:42,
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Because I'm a dickhead essentially.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:43,
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it's not going to fill the hole left by that older woman :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:47,
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I'm not!
Handsome chap though he is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:48,
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left by of
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:48,
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we have them in reception for clients
between that and the amazing view, it's VERY hard to get them into meeting rooms!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:43,
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I might steal this one.
Actually I won't cos it's only the iPad 2. I could only have the latest one. They don't seem to serve any actual functioning purpose. It is nice watching TOWIE outdoors though.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:45,
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there is no hope for you baz
dyaakeyk
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:48,
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and what?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:49,
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kill everyone you know
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:50,
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Ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 13:53,
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