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Well, this is good, isn't it?*



*CLUE: it isn't.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:57, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
well it WAS
we just need a new thread
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
We need a cull of shit people and a intake of new people
so we can bully them.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
as your top mod, who's on the cull list?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Hiya Quentin

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
hiya roota, baz broke up with some girl he wasn't seeing
we're all here for him
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oh hold on I'll have to go and quiz him

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
There are no new people, that's a MAJOR CONCERN at Rory Towers
even shit posters are slightly better than tumbleweed
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Hiya Rory

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
HELLO

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
It's true, new blood helps slow the lukemia of bollocks that offtopic is currently riddled with.
I think we should petition for a front page link.
Then moan about how new people are ruinin r internetz
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
If only we hadn't been mean to Scaryduck making him run away in girly tears we could have requested this from a mod
what a fucking gay wanker our part time mod turned out to be
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Yeah what a nonce.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Hiya Chomp

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Alright trouble?
How's shit north of the border?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
It's fucking boss!
I thought I'd be all homesick and that but I'm like a dog with 20 lamp-posts.

Pissy.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I've only been up there once, but I liked it a lot.
Windy as fuck though, but I suppose Liverpool is as well.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Edinburgh is one of the few cities I think I could happily live in.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Yeah I do like it and I haven't had a winter here yet so it's been ok

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Are you pizza-ing tomorrow good sir?
I'm going as well now baby.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Hiya Barry

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
can't you see the correspondence on the link?
the address is in there. if not, let me know, and i will fb you up real nice.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Oh man that is excellent news.
I sho' nuff am. The restaurant is 2mins from my flat.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
himjim wants to go to the pub first
let him know if you're up for it?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Yes let's definitely go to the pub.
Swipey I've got the address now, danke. It should be meeting in the pub as soon as everyone can possibly make it. For me that's about 10am.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
excellent
i will be there between 7-7.30, as it's bloody carnage on my desk today, and i am stuck here laaaaaate tonight just so that you lot are blessed with the blissful glow of my company tomorrow.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I won't have the time.
I don't get out of work until 6 so it'll be quarter past seven by the time I get there. There's a tiny bart in the restaurant and they do a fabulous chilled Peroni so he should just go there, I'd say.

The Royal Oak (a minute down the road) is also a great pub. It opens at 6am on Sundays *shudders*
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
Is that the one right on Victoria Park?
I was there a couple of weekends ago. I don't want to go there again.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Nah it's on Columbia Rd - it's five-ten mins from Vic Park
The Royal Inn on the Park, you mean - fucking great boozer.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with you barry
are you never going to have a cup of tea again, because you once had a cup of tea with this bird, are you never going to have a shit again cos you had a shit round her house etc tec
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I can't help thinking of Donny Osmond's classic hit of yesteryear, 'Puppy Love'.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I don't want to go there again cos it's shit and overpriced.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)
The beers are lame but it's a lovely looking pub I think.
Their Sunday roast is pretty good too. Not as good as The Approach though, but that's in a slightly worse location.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I'm dead sick and I'm off work and whenever I have time on my hands I think about coming back here for a nosey,
but I've had a look and it's shit.
Was it always this shit? Or has tiiime re-written every liiine?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
It was always shit.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
God help us all.
It's definitely not shitter now?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Barry which girl have you split up with? DO I know about her?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Nah.
She was pretty ace though. I'm sad. I've already asked someone else out, gotta keep busy and all that. Gonna see if I can make it two rejections in two days.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)
I suggest standing outside girl 1's house all night, ideally in the rain, crying and texting every 20 seconds.
Bitches be all up on that sensitive style shit yo.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
She London or Newcastle?
And the new one?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
She's from Newcastle, lives down here.
Met her down here. She's 29 which makes things a bit complicated init. Other one's up there.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
They normally love a bit of young stuff. That's a bit odd that she did the dumping.
Never mind, if there's another one lined up you'll be alright innit.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Ironically
their problems started when Bal took a smelly shit round hers, when he should have been at home wiping spunk off his mate's mum's computer.

Speaking of which, looks like he's just had another one:
www.london24.com/news/greenwich_factory_fire_chemical_processing_plant_blaze_london_fire_brigade_smoke_fog_blackwall_tunnel_1_1390505
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)
That's a man in need of a magic poo

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Nowt concrete.
I'm gonna play this thing by ear, I think she might come around. Maybe.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Do not appear desperate. Heed my advice.
Stupid as it sounds, letting her know you're really upset about it is a bad idea. Women are fucking retarded like that.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
it's always shit
with the occasional good day. We just convince ourselves it used to be better.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I feared it was the case

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
It is always at least this shit if not worse. How is Edinburgh? I am there this coming weekend.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I'm wary of you in case you start taking the internet all seriously again.
"Fine thanks. You?"
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
shit woman! don't provoke him!

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I'm texting my mate to phone me in one minute so if he starts I can go
"Oh, my phone's ringing sorry!"
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
Oh FFS what have you done??????

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
And if I'd ignored him?
Jesus you can't do right for doin wrong round ere
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Listen Battered is loco, man.
If you set him off with any questions like 'how are you?' he's liable to Hulk out and end up in the cells again.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Shut it Boyce. Don't make me angry.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
LET ME VENT BOYCE.
It can be practice for tomorrow. I'm only kidding.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Hello Roota. Nice to see you back.
I have a bug so had to leave work at 10 this morning to come home, other than that I am fine thanks. Have you been to Valvona and Crolla yet?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Aren't they PJs kids?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Hahahah
The first one sounds like an intimate part of the female anatomy.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
It's the second best Italian deli in the UK, after the one in Soho.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)
It's pretty good
it's a bit overpriced though.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)
It's a bit fruity round there as well

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
You better not be suggesting Battered's a 'woolly woofter'.
Heaven knows what will happen if you are.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Crivens, no!
Quite the opposite! I mean there are a lot of tattooed types with unleashed dogs and stuff, round that way.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)
wait, you're scouse and you think the top of Leith Walk is rough?
Jesus. Don't go out in Wester Hailes. Or even Gorgie.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Now now, Liverpool isn't ALL like Croxteth.
I have my standards, and my fears.
I think I've been near Gorgie. Dalry and Polwarth were as rough as I'll be going ta. I'm scared of 'schemes'. And it's not snobbery. I was born in one. I don't like the layout, and the dogs.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
My opposite neighbour
had her cat ripped to pieces in front of her last Thursday, by the dog of some scumbag visiting someone else in our block.

Apparently it was fucking horrendous.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)
That happened to my friend's cat.
They stood and laughed as she (8 months pregnant) got bitten and scratched while trying to drag her cat away from their two dogs.
I actually wish painful death on those cunts.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
nah, fair enough. but Leith's a bit "camden"
it likes to think it's a lot "edgier" than it actually is.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:40, Reply)
I SAW A MAN WITH NO TEETH

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
that's the irn bru

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Gets you through

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:45, Reply)
tastes of fucking shit, so it does.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)
Tastes of Lucozade, celery and Pears Soap

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)
haha. Edinburgh's gay district
containing 2 of the four gay bars in the town.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I meant fruity, like, fragrant,
like, rough!
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)
it is where the gay bars are, too.
top of the walk.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Really?
I went to the Shore on Saturday. Very nice but the bit in between the Shore and the rest of Edinburgh is like a bit of Liverpool I wouldn't walk through.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Leith? It's really not that bad.
Shore's nice. Teuchters is near you, isn't it? did you go to Teuchter's Landing? that's their bar on the Shore.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Granary.
I like Teuchters but not been to the Leith one.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
it's got lots of outside seating, one of the few places on the Shore that really does
it's down a little alley just up the road from the Granary, opposite the Cameo. I'd give it a go next time the sun shines and it's warm. I think it's in the diary for 2014 now.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Haha I am aware of this!
Public transport's boss so I will be off there again. Take the fella this time.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)
Also, there's another one by Selfridges on St Andrews Sq now, I think.
V&C, that is, not gay bars
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:31, Reply)
I think they have a place inside Jenners as well, but that may only be a coffee shop.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)
They sound like Conan's sisters.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
*narrows eyes*
No. Thank you.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
It's always been shit.
Maybe not this shit though.

I'm thinking of going to Mumsnet instead.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
i wanted to go to just seventeen, but the bastards went bust

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Probably means there's no Mandy or Bunty either :(

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
i dunno about them, were they around pre-internet?

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Pre all of us
Except Monty.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I reckon they'd be a laugh.
Didn't barry used to go there?
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Crackhouse reckons it's great.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I'm sure she has her sport with them

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
It's always been shit
but then people leave and it gets a bit shitter so more people leave.

Self-fulfilling wotsit, innit.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
You should leave.
Then it would be better.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
NOT REALLY!!!!!!!

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
IT'D BE THE SAME!!!!!!!!

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Oh what?
That cuts. I can feel another deep space voyage coming on.
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Make it so.

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
*Boldly goes*

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
this is also sadly true

(, Mon 28 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

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