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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright? What's right up your ally?
Today I turned out to be a coding rockstar, they're even paying me to make an iPad app on the basis of what I managed to learn over the weekend, I'm quite looking forward to it, confidant I can do it too. Plus I worked out how to develop in a framework CMS I've not heard of before in a langage I've not used before, all inside a week.
Don't mean to incest on myself, but I totally rock.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:50, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Today I turned out to be a coding rockstar, they're even paying me to make an iPad app on the basis of what I managed to learn over the weekend, I'm quite looking forward to it, confidant I can do it too. Plus I worked out how to develop in a framework CMS I've not heard of before in a langage I've not used before, all inside a week.
Don't mean to incest on myself, but I totally rock.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:50, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I donno man, if I get paid at midnight, then 'll be there.
Ohterwise, gonna have to decline, I'm so far into my overdraft that its gone concerning, to being funny, to it being not funny anymore to being so bad it's funny again.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Ohterwise, gonna have to decline, I'm so far into my overdraft that its gone concerning, to being funny, to it being not funny anymore to being so bad it's funny again.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Money is not something people should worry about.
There are far more important things in life. I'll cover you, get yourself down.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)
There are far more important things in life. I'll cover you, get yourself down.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)
yeah gonz, money isn't important
drinking martini at 11.30AM because some girl wouldn't go out with you, that's important
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)
drinking martini at 11.30AM because some girl wouldn't go out with you, that's important
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)
i don't try to get rises out of people
but with your ALL OUT WAR and hardcore drinking, you do come across as pretty childish
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)
but with your ALL OUT WAR and hardcore drinking, you do come across as pretty childish
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Course you don't.
I'm not bothered, I don't come on here to argue with people. I like talking to people in fact. It's nice. And I am pretty childish, that's nothing new.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I'm not bothered, I don't come on here to argue with people. I like talking to people in fact. It's nice. And I am pretty childish, that's nothing new.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I can't see that through the tears quentin, I can't see that through the tears.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Cheers man, I apprechate it, but there is also getting down there and all that.
Let's play it by ear, I should be sorted tonight.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Let's play it by ear, I should be sorted tonight.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
You
do, sir.
Well done you. Now accept the kind offer from Baz to celebrate.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
do, sir.
Well done you. Now accept the kind offer from Baz to celebrate.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Good skills Gonz
Did you manage to sort out your tussle with the taxman?
My superhero power is to be able to make some instruments sounds alright sometimes.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Did you manage to sort out your tussle with the taxman?
My superhero power is to be able to make some instruments sounds alright sometimes.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
He's known
as "The Jim" for a reason.
In New Pitsligo. Every wench walks with a strange gait.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)
as "The Jim" for a reason.
In New Pitsligo. Every wench walks with a strange gait.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)
Not Jim C_____, the ex(?)-b3tan mobile annoyance and dictionary definition of social ineptitude?
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Must be
better than treading a poundmill, which is your daytime pursuit.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
better than treading a poundmill, which is your daytime pursuit.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
I won the premiership with portsmouth within three seasons.
got to the champs lge final too.
if only this was real and not on FM :'(
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)
got to the champs lge final too.
if only this was real and not on FM :'(
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I want to rub your nob like I'm a starving scout trying to start a campfire.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Aw spanks
apart from my nan, she once farted so hard in the bath a skirting board snapped in the kitchen.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)
apart from my nan, she once farted so hard in the bath a skirting board snapped in the kitchen.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)
But
every scout knows that after "never play with your woggle", the next -best-known phrase is "a pre-cum lubricated helmet will never start a fire, no matter how hard ye bash it.."
Billy Joel's second most, etc, etc.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)
every scout knows that after "never play with your woggle", the next -best-known phrase is "a pre-cum lubricated helmet will never start a fire, no matter how hard ye bash it.."
Billy Joel's second most, etc, etc.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Not true, a know an Owl at a Brownie's group that pounded her bean with such might she melted the bingo wheel from across the room
never turned the same ever again and the gymnastic mats gave off a right pong.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
never turned the same ever again and the gymnastic mats gave off a right pong.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Some
Akeleas were indeed cruel.
It's all about basements, now.
No imagination.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Akeleas were indeed cruel.
It's all about basements, now.
No imagination.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is true fella, we know you're awesome
I am in the process of attempting to calm the missus down over webcam, as it turns out she's arachnaphobic, and there's a 'gigantic' spider in her room.
It's a mixture of being hilarious and horrific.
EDIT: Nope, definitely hilarious.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I am in the process of attempting to calm the missus down over webcam, as it turns out she's arachnaphobic, and there's a 'gigantic' spider in her room.
It's a mixture of being hilarious and horrific.
EDIT: Nope, definitely hilarious.
( , Mon 28 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)
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