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What are you cunts up to this week?
It's my birthday on Thursday. I'm having foods bought for me. Ha! Gutted. I win. I am also out drinking on Friday. Tonight, eh, not sure. Might watch some telly or something.
Alt: Talk amongst yourselves, what am I, your mother?
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Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:30,
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latest was 12 years ago)
This is going well.
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Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:32,
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Everyone has gone to the sandwich van to buy some botulism
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:34,
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I've got fuck all planned except writing angry letters.
Mainly about council tax banding, 4 people in my block are band b, and me and 10 others are band c, I sent a letter saying, they should have changed all the bands to b when they changed those 4 individual flats. I got one back saying. Oh no you're definatly c, we just made 4 mistakes in the past.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:34,
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And I can't appeal, so I might write to my mp or something.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:34,
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also have some erotic fiction (text)
but be aware of the stonk on you'll get.
t.co/xbYA2dcX
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:36,
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Oh boy! Can that Apeloverage write.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41,
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I like the thought of an unbelievably average body.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:43,
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I liked "hooha getting right slimy"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45,
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No he can't.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:43,
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Haha
That is brilliant. Where can I read the rest?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44,
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W.....T......F......?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:47,
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Pizza this evening, back to Newcastle tomorrow. Out tomorrow for a night I've been meaning to go to for ages.
Then taking a girl out Friday. Go me.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:38,
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How long you back in Newcastle for Baz?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44,
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Erm the 15th is the latest.
Cos I'm going to Spain on the 16th.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:46,
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Fancy a pint?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:47,
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Certainly.
When are you free?
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:58,
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12th, 14th or 15th June?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:02,
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Call it the 12th as I might be leaving earlier than the 15th.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:04,
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Cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:33,
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Not a lot.
it's my birthday tomorrow, but I have no plans, something that surprises people and their surprise annoys me. other than that I am seeing 2 different shrinks to see if I think they will be any good at curing my current gloomyness.
not a great week.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:39,
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Yeah, people are surprised that I didn't have plans too.
Mid week birthdays suck, especially when all your mates are stay-at-home couples. Herding cats ain't in it.
Still, free food!
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Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41,
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I just can't be bothered/not in the mood ATM
I'll do something is a few weeks or when I fell like it. I don't see the day as significant, it's just an excuse, at best.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56,
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Have you tried cheering the fuck up?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44,
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He should buy himself an ipad
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50,
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I can't afford an iPad
I am now sad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:55,
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iSad
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:58,
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iSad 2
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:01,
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That's where I went wrong, I got an Android Tablet instead.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56,
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Most users with an android tablet purposely ride under a lorry due to the crushing depression
Someone should tell Boris that before he fucks around with the bow roundabout
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:59,
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I must have problems
You are really making me laugh today, that normally never happens.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 May 2012, 13:12,
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Yep, it didn't work so well.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56,
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Have you tried telling yourself a joke?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:51,
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No one knows you like yourself
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:51,
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A bird in hand is better than two in the bush
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:52,
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Pull yourself together
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:52,
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Thanks Rory
That has actually made me do an office-LOL.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 May 2012, 12:57,
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Have you tried gazzing Rory for some counselling?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:53,
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I've only got half an half to save this mans life damnit, after that I'm off to lunch and he can fuck himself
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56,
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That should be long enough
If you can't sort him out by lunchtime, I'd say he is beyond hope.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:59,
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I'm watching people eat pizza
through binoculars
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:40,
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You'll probably have to turn them the other way round.
because
they're
fat
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41,
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No, it's just a really big banjolele
Edit: No wait, small. Small banjolele. Yes.
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Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45,
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I'm going to Symphony Hall in Birmingham tonight
To see a new live score for the 1939 silent film Dracula, performed by its composer, Philip Glass and The Kronos Quartet.
Alt: Mum? What are you doing on here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:43,
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That sounds splendid
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44,
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As long as he has great seats
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45,
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I have the cheapest seats
Right up in the eaves of Symphony Hall.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50,
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The Wonderstuff's etc.......
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50,
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I'm very excited.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45,
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Just a thought, 1939? Do you mean 1929?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:49,
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Possibly
I'm more about the music than the film.
EDIT: 1931 according to the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:51,
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Should be good, that's the best Dracula film ever.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:54,
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I've seen live scores performed before and it is usually really good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:57,
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No, that was Blade 3.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:00,
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Wouldn't that make the composer over 90?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:20,
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I think Philip Glass is in his 70s
However this is a new score, composed recently.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24,
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THAT'S THE JO-
actually I missed that first time round.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:26,
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I am off into town to purchase a ring for Mrs Cow's 40th birthday
I am also off on holiday on Saturday for a week! Woop!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:46,
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cock?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50,
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THAT@S ME!
Dunno as yet. Something nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:52,
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get something with dolphins
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:10,
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A squirrel bumming a unicorn was what I was aiming for
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:12,
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You can order Elizabeth Duke stuff online now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:13,
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The elbow in YM
The weekend is more what I'm looking forward to, got a beer festival on Saturday, possible beach trip on sunday, if not a BBQ with some b3tans, then I'm off to Leeds for a couple of days.
Alt: I ordered a tent off Amazon on Friday, and selected free next day delivery, meaning I should have received it yesterday. I didn't receive the package, nor any indication that it wasn't coming. To add to that, it's just arrived and the box it has been delivered in has been torn apart. Think I should complain?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:59,
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Yes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:01,
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If this was facebook I'd 'like' that he's now homeless
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:02,
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I don't see how complaining about being homeless to Amazon will help matters
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:03,
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In an odd twist of fate, it's actually a tent that I ordered.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:05,
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Rory must be psychic.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:06,
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Could someone tell me how to get to the restaurant from Oxford Circus this evening?
I can't get to a laptop between now and then to check.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:06,
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surely you are on one right now...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:06,
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or you know, a smartphone, capable of looking up routes etc
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:44,
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Follow the line of elephants and clowns.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:07,
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this joke works on two levels, well done
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:09,
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He's very witty.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:10,
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so i've heard
from him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:12,
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Do you find it charming when he tells you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:14,
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Second to the right and then straight on 'til morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:07,
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That takes you to Great Ormond Street.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:14,
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All I know is that it's in Hoxton
If that's any help. At all. Which it isn't.
You'd be best served gazzing the popular kids, they'll know where it is.
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Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:18,
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Hilariously, I've forgotten what the fucking place is called.
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Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24,
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Pizza Hut
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24,
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Oxford Circus - Liverpool St - Whitechapel - Hoxton
Or Oxford Circus - Embankment - Whitechapel - Hoxton.
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berk, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:19,
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Nice one.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:23,
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Or the Number 26 from Liverpool Street
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24,
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or the Megabus from Victoria
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:28,
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Head east on Oxford street and keep heading east when it becomes the Clerkenwell Road
and then on to Old Street then left onto the Hackney Road.
It's a long walk though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:23,
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Am I fuck walking.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:34,
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I'm going for pizza tonight
and then nowt for the rest of the week. Might go to Needoos Thursday or Friday since it's just around the corner.
I finally got round to moving the money from my house sale out of my current account so now when I go to the cashpoint my account balance isn't nearly as entertaining. :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:18,
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Having a One Account makes getting your balance at a cashpoint very disturbing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:23,
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£100,000 overdrawn?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:25,
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This^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:25,
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When I set up the new account for it online I had to say where the initial deposit was from
I was tempted to select "Other" and then put "Military Coup".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:27,
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'nazi gold'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:29,
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'payment for bumhole pictures'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:31,
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Well I have to have a meeting with the school I want to send my kid to this year
and I am also sorting my will, so I think you will find that I win as my week sounds infinitely more fun and exciting than yours.
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Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:31,
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your wife is going to kill you and marry the oven glove
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:45,
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At least I have something to look forward to then
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Peej, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:47,
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100
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:40,
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