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WELL THIS IS FUN
What are you cunts up to this week?

It's my birthday on Thursday. I'm having foods bought for me. Ha! Gutted. I win. I am also out drinking on Friday. Tonight, eh, not sure. Might watch some telly or something.

Alt: Talk amongst yourselves, what am I, your mother?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:30, 99 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This is going well.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Everyone has gone to the sandwich van to buy some botulism

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I've got fuck all planned except writing angry letters.
Mainly about council tax banding, 4 people in my block are band b, and me and 10 others are band c, I sent a letter saying, they should have changed all the bands to b when they changed those 4 individual flats. I got one back saying. Oh no you're definatly c, we just made 4 mistakes in the past.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)
And I can't appeal, so I might write to my mp or something.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:34, Reply)
also have some erotic fiction (text)
but be aware of the stonk on you'll get.
t.co/xbYA2dcX
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Oh boy! Can that Apeloverage write.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I like the thought of an unbelievably average body.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I liked "hooha getting right slimy"

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
No he can't.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Haha
That is brilliant. Where can I read the rest?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
W.....T......F......?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Pizza this evening, back to Newcastle tomorrow. Out tomorrow for a night I've been meaning to go to for ages.
Then taking a girl out Friday. Go me.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)
How long you back in Newcastle for Baz?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Erm the 15th is the latest.
Cos I'm going to Spain on the 16th.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Fancy a pint?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Certainly.
When are you free?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)
12th, 14th or 15th June?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Call it the 12th as I might be leaving earlier than the 15th.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Cool

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Not a lot.
it's my birthday tomorrow, but I have no plans, something that surprises people and their surprise annoys me. other than that I am seeing 2 different shrinks to see if I think they will be any good at curing my current gloomyness.

not a great week.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Yeah, people are surprised that I didn't have plans too.
Mid week birthdays suck, especially when all your mates are stay-at-home couples. Herding cats ain't in it.

Still, free food!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I just can't be bothered/not in the mood ATM
I'll do something is a few weeks or when I fell like it. I don't see the day as significant, it's just an excuse, at best.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Have you tried cheering the fuck up?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
He should buy himself an ipad

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I can't afford an iPad
I am now sad
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:55, Reply)
iSad

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)
iSad 2

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
That's where I went wrong, I got an Android Tablet instead.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Most users with an android tablet purposely ride under a lorry due to the crushing depression
Someone should tell Boris that before he fucks around with the bow roundabout
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I must have problems
You are really making me laugh today, that normally never happens.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Yep, it didn't work so well.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Have you tried telling yourself a joke?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:51, Reply)
No one knows you like yourself

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:51, Reply)
A bird in hand is better than two in the bush

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Pull yourself together

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Thanks Rory
That has actually made me do an office-LOL.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Have you tried gazzing Rory for some counselling?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:53, Reply)
I've only got half an half to save this mans life damnit, after that I'm off to lunch and he can fuck himself

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
That should be long enough
If you can't sort him out by lunchtime, I'd say he is beyond hope.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)
I'm watching people eat pizza
through binoculars
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:40, Reply)
You'll probably have to turn them the other way round.
because
they're
fat
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
No, it's just a really big banjolele
Edit: No wait, small. Small banjolele. Yes.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
haha!

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I'm going to Symphony Hall in Birmingham tonight
To see a new live score for the 1939 silent film Dracula, performed by its composer, Philip Glass and The Kronos Quartet.

Alt: Mum? What are you doing on here?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
That sounds splendid

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
As long as he has great seats

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I have the cheapest seats
Right up in the eaves of Symphony Hall.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)
The Wonderstuff's etc.......

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I'm very excited.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Just a thought, 1939? Do you mean 1929?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Possibly
I'm more about the music than the film.

EDIT: 1931 according to the internet.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Should be good, that's the best Dracula film ever.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I've seen live scores performed before and it is usually really good.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
No, that was Blade 3.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Wouldn't that make the composer over 90?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I think Philip Glass is in his 70s
However this is a new score, composed recently.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
THAT'S THE JO-
actually I missed that first time round.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I am off into town to purchase a ring for Mrs Cow's 40th birthday
I am also off on holiday on Saturday for a week! Woop!
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:46, Reply)
cock?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)
THAT@S ME!
Dunno as yet. Something nice
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:52, Reply)
get something with dolphins

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)
A squirrel bumming a unicorn was what I was aiming for

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
You can order Elizabeth Duke stuff online now.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)
The elbow in YM
The weekend is more what I'm looking forward to, got a beer festival on Saturday, possible beach trip on sunday, if not a BBQ with some b3tans, then I'm off to Leeds for a couple of days.

Alt: I ordered a tent off Amazon on Friday, and selected free next day delivery, meaning I should have received it yesterday. I didn't receive the package, nor any indication that it wasn't coming. To add to that, it's just arrived and the box it has been delivered in has been torn apart. Think I should complain?
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Yes.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
If this was facebook I'd 'like' that he's now homeless

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I don't see how complaining about being homeless to Amazon will help matters

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
In an odd twist of fate, it's actually a tent that I ordered.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Rory must be psychic.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Could someone tell me how to get to the restaurant from Oxford Circus this evening?
I can't get to a laptop between now and then to check.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
surely you are on one right now...

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
or you know, a smartphone, capable of looking up routes etc

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Follow the line of elephants and clowns.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)
this joke works on two levels, well done

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:09, Reply)
He's very witty.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)
so i've heard
from him
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Do you find it charming when he tells you?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Second to the right and then straight on 'til morning.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)
That takes you to Great Ormond Street.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
All I know is that it's in Hoxton
If that's any help. At all. Which it isn't.

You'd be best served gazzing the popular kids, they'll know where it is.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Hilariously, I've forgotten what the fucking place is called.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Pizza Hut

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Oxford Circus - Liverpool St - Whitechapel - Hoxton
Or Oxford Circus - Embankment - Whitechapel - Hoxton.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Nice one.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Or the Number 26 from Liverpool Street

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
or the Megabus from Victoria

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Head east on Oxford street and keep heading east when it becomes the Clerkenwell Road
and then on to Old Street then left onto the Hackney Road.

It's a long walk though.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Am I fuck walking.

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I'm going for pizza tonight
and then nowt for the rest of the week. Might go to Needoos Thursday or Friday since it's just around the corner.

I finally got round to moving the money from my house sale out of my current account so now when I go to the cashpoint my account balance isn't nearly as entertaining. :(
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Having a One Account makes getting your balance at a cashpoint very disturbing

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
£100,000 overdrawn?

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This^

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
When I set up the new account for it online I had to say where the initial deposit was from
I was tempted to select "Other" and then put "Military Coup".
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
'nazi gold'

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
'payment for bumhole pictures'

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Well I have to have a meeting with the school I want to send my kid to this year
and I am also sorting my will, so I think you will find that I win as my week sounds infinitely more fun and exciting than yours.
(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)
your wife is going to kill you and marry the oven glove

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)
At least I have something to look forward to then

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
100

(, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

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