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Celebrating the jubilee then?
Royalist? Just a few days off work?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:22, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
no, yes, yes
NEXT!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
No, not really, yes

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
What's with 'street parties'
why do they always get rolled out for Royal shit? why can't people have normal parties?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Do you not like your neighbours then?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I don't really know them, only to say hello to really
generally, neighbours = cunts
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Our neighbours in the street are all lovely
I suppose this makes us the cunts
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
yes, yes it does

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
I thought as much
Right, I'm just off to shit on next door's car bonnet
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
aim for the windscreen wipers so it smears

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Are you the one who's been training NA's daughter?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Yep

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I live in a block of 50 flats, someone stuck a sign up sheet, suggesting a royal garden party this weekend. No signups as yet, it's a good republican block.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)
racist anti abortion war-mongerer

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
No, certainly not, yes.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Yeah, having a bbq.
Exciting times.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
You should have a royal BBQ and burn some catholics

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I'd rather have ribs.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
catholics have ribs

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
God took them for the women.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Haven't got anything planned.
If I get the minimum wage job I interviewed for on Monday, then I'll be working on the Tuesday bank holiday. That should be fun.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
What is the minimum wage these days?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)
10 Lambert and Butler an hour

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)
+ all the Greggs you can eat

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I might have a 'Wallace' for lunch
I'm starving
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
I have beer hunger
except I didn't have any beer
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
No beer? So sad...
I'm leaving at 3pm today and I'm going to drive straight to the off licence.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Oh wait...
I might pick little tangle up from school first.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I have finished off both normal and sloe gin JUST in time for duty free

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Sporto on holiday

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Fucks sake
She was supposed to be the "hot" one, wasn't she?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
That was considered hot in 1984

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
George Orwell has a lot to answer for

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)
You know, I'm not sure.
I just assumed this must be minimum wage, because it's a pretty shit rate.
Still, you do what you have to, amirite?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
prossie lols

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Fucking off to Menorca for the week innit?
Mrs Cow's 40th on the 11th June so taking advantage of 1/2 terms and less holidays to take
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
4 weeks on Sunday till I go to Florida.
Very excited!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Excellent stuff

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
I'm still waiting on the outcome of yesterdays meeting regarding your resignation

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
So kind of you to remember Rory.
Apparently there'd been a "breakdown in communication", so I'm still here.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
That seems to translate as you crawling back

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
If my being asked to reconsider, then yes Rory.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Getting any more money?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Unfortunately not.
Had a raise at the end of April.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)
You've got them on the ropes
there's no way they'll find anyone else to sit on their arse and watch tv or whatever it is that you do
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Sit on my arse and dick around on a Pc actually.
Get it right please.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Nah, not really
Beer Festival, Friend's 'leaving' do, possibly beach on Sunday, BBQ Sunday night, then off to Leeds Monday & Tuesday.

I'm just glad of the time off.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
No time off for you lad, those mills won't run themselves

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Will you please make your mind up whether or not I'm a mill worker, or someone who works with plastic cards?
I'm starting to get really confused now.

Next thing I know my Mum will still be alive, Battered will be 6' tall, and Monty will be rich.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
you work in a mill making wollen id cards

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Jawohl

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It sets him free

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
now shut up and get back down t' mine

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
They have chutney miners in Macc.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
hahahahahaaaaaaaa!
*breaths*
hahahahahahahahahaha!

Fucking brilliant! Giggling like a mong in a helium factory
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
I'm leaving the country for a week.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
no more so than any other weekend
the pageant will get right in my way when i need to get across london. i cannot believe nobody thought of this.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
ride on Quentin's chopper instead

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
a disgusting suggestion on many levels

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I'm most definitely a royalist.
I think they are the backbone of the country and we'd be far worse if they didn't exist. I'll be there with my flags and bunting, hosting the street party, fighting the kids for the soft drinks, crying when she makes her speech.

No one believes this, do they? I have utter indifference to them, I don't care if they are there or not. I'm just going to be annoyed when she dies and they cancel sporting events in her honour and TV is shit(ter than normal) for a week.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I'm hoping for a day off when she goes.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Oh, there is that possibility, yes. I hope she dies in summer. No football cancelled and decent weather to go out and do something nice. in her honour, like, obviously.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Deal
*cleans sniper rifle*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)

annoyed when she dies and they cancel sporting events in her honour and TV is shit(ter than normal) drunk
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This seems like a great plan
I shall try this next week

All-inclusive free booze FTW
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
No, absofuckinglutely not (don't get me started on the 'Royals'), Yes.
I'll be having a few BBQs and playing my guitars a lot in the long weekend. I may very well get drunk too.

PS, It's my birthday today but as I'm a stingy cunt I don't have a candle.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
I think all the republicans should go to work as normal on Tueday to show support for their cause

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
I will be working to some extent on BOTH days
As I do most days including weekends. The fact the rest of the country will be having the day off will mean that I can't get in touch with my customers though.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
surely they are out on the street as normal?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
"punters"

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)
I am impressed by the professionalism. Most streetwalkers refer to them as punters rather than customers.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Short AND slow

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
it's because he has little legs
he can't keep up
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Battered, earlier

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
oh lol!

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
All of this 'banter' genuinely upsets him
please cut it out
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I don't really hav an opinion on them, as such.
I guess I'd prefer to keep them, rather than be a republic, on balance. England's always been a hierarchical society. It'd be a shame if we lost a link to our past. I don't think republics are inherently better than constitutional monarchies.

But no, I'm not celebrating the jubilee. They don't throw parties for my red letter days, I see no reason to celebrate theirs. Thanks for the day off though, Liz, yeah?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Tanks for the day off?
Are you overthrowing her?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Tanks on the lawn of the palace sound an excellent idea.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
What?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Fucking ninjas! Nicked my ninja pic
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
WTF?
That was a ninja pic a few seconds ago
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
DAS HOTTENLINKEN* IST VERBOTEN
*the actual German is "binde", the same word as "tie", fact fans.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Some frenchman you are

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
*eats cake*

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
"manger le gateaux"

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Gâteau pour sporteau

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
le nom

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:05, Reply)
Work is having an alcohol free BBQ, which sounds like an oxymoron
It's due to there being an alky drop-in unit here.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Surely they'll have some booze then?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
They're very inventive in hiding their booze.
Cisterns are regularly found to have bottles of tramp juice cunningly hidden.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
throw some crack on the coals instead

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
Fuck off.
Fuck off. Fuck off.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)
"happy" Birthday CQ

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)
"thank" you Sporto

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Aren't you a little old
to still be rebelling against "The Establishment" and "The Man"?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Never too old to fight the good fight Crohns me old chap.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
"Good" is relative.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Not my relative.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)
That counselling worked then?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Perfectly.
you bent spastic you.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
excellent

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Aren't you near theThames?
Go and watch the river pagent at least.

Mr Grumpy
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Only when I'm at work
no idea when that will be but I'm not traveling up just to see it.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
That was exactly my thought process.
It was the only bit I am interested in seeing, but no way am i joining the crowds to do so.

Although i could potentially just come to the office and watch it out the window.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I think thay are taking a load of the Dunkirk vetrans to France for the day.
Then get the last flying Stuka to bomb them back to 1940.

It'll be lols a plenty.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I won't be celebrating, but I hope to make the most of the weekend.
Just so long as the local tip stays open.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I fucking love going to the tip.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Alright Stig?

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Me too.
Our tip is being revamped. It's all v. exciting.

In fact, I might even go there tomorrow. That's how rock and roll my life is.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:28, Reply)
We should start a facebook group for people who like going down the tip.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:32, Reply)
What you should do is delete your account and be shot in the face in front of your family

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)
that'll take an awful lot of (sexual) healing

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
this is fu...

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Asking about weekend plans on a Wednesday is fucking lame
Everybody knows that's Thursday fodder
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)
It's ok I've done a lunch thread now.
All is well
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:17, Reply)

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