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Celebrating the jubilee then?
Royalist? Just a few days off work?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:22,
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no, yes, yes
NEXT!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:23,
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No, not really, yes
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 May 2012, 11:26,
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What's with 'street parties'
why do they always get rolled out for Royal shit? why can't people have normal parties?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:27,
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Do you not like your neighbours then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30,
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I don't really know them, only to say hello to really
generally, neighbours = cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32,
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Our neighbours in the street are all lovely
I suppose this makes us the cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:33,
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yes, yes it does
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:34,
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I thought as much
Right, I'm just off to shit on next door's car bonnet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36,
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aim for the windscreen wipers so it smears
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37,
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Are you the one who's been training NA's daughter?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38,
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Yep
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:41,
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I live in a block of 50 flats, someone stuck a sign up sheet, suggesting a royal garden party this weekend. No signups as yet, it's a good republican block.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:33,
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racist anti abortion war-mongerer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36,
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No, certainly not, yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30,
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Yeah, having a bbq.
Exciting times.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:30,
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You should have a royal BBQ and burn some catholics
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:31,
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I'd rather have ribs.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36,
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catholics have ribs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36,
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God took them for the women.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:41,
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Haven't got anything planned.
If I get the minimum wage job I interviewed for on Monday, then I'll be working on the Tuesday bank holiday. That should be fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32,
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What is the minimum wage these days?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:34,
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10 Lambert and Butler an hour
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:35,
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+ all the Greggs you can eat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:36,
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I might have a 'Wallace' for lunch
I'm starving
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37,
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I have beer hunger
except I didn't have any beer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:39,
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No beer? So sad...
I'm leaving at 3pm today and I'm going to drive straight to the off licence.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49,
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Oh wait...
I might pick little tangle up from school first.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:50,
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I have finished off both normal and sloe gin JUST in time for duty free
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:56,
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Sporto on holiday
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/087a136807390414c059/duty-free-tv-programme_---007.jpg)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00,
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Fucks sake
She was supposed to be the "hot" one, wasn't she?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:02,
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That was considered hot in 1984
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:02,
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George Orwell has a lot to answer for
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:04,
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You know, I'm not sure.
I just assumed this must be minimum wage, because it's a pretty shit rate.
Still, you do what you have to, amirite?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:37,
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prossie lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38,
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Fucking off to Menorca for the week innit?
Mrs Cow's 40th on the 11th June so taking advantage of 1/2 terms and less holidays to take
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:32,
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4 weeks on Sunday till I go to Florida.
Very excited!
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38,
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Excellent stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:39,
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I'm still waiting on the outcome of yesterdays meeting regarding your resignation
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:38,
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So kind of you to remember Rory.
Apparently there'd been a "breakdown in communication", so I'm still here.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 11:43,
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That seems to translate as you crawling back
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:52,
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If my being asked to reconsider, then yes Rory.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:02,
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Getting any more money?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:11,
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Unfortunately not.
Had a raise at the end of April.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:25,
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You've got them on the ropes
there's no way they'll find anyone else to sit on their arse and watch tv or whatever it is that you do
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:17,
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Sit on my arse and dick around on a Pc actually.
Get it right please.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:24,
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Nah, not really
Beer Festival, Friend's 'leaving' do, possibly beach on Sunday, BBQ Sunday night, then off to Leeds Monday & Tuesday.
I'm just glad of the time off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:43,
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No time off for you lad, those mills won't run themselves
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46,
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Will you please make your mind up whether or not I'm a mill worker, or someone who works with plastic cards?
I'm starting to get really confused now.
Next thing I know my Mum will still be alive, Battered will be 6' tall, and Monty will be rich.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49,
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you work in a mill making wollen id cards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:51,
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Jawohl
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:55,
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It sets him free
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:56,
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now shut up and get back down t' mine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:58,
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They have chutney miners in Macc.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:05,
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hahahahahaaaaaaaa!
*breaths*
hahahahahahahahahaha!
Fucking brilliant! Giggling like a mong in a helium factory
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:06,
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Definitely not.
Definitely not.
I'm leaving the country for a week.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:45,
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no more so than any other weekend
the pageant will get right in my way when i need to get across london. i cannot believe nobody thought of this.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46,
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ride on Quentin's chopper instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46,
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a disgusting suggestion on many levels
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49,
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I'm most definitely a royalist.
I think they are the backbone of the country and we'd be far worse if they didn't exist. I'll be there with my flags and bunting, hosting the street party, fighting the kids for the soft drinks, crying when she makes her speech.
No one believes this, do they? I have utter indifference to them, I don't care if they are there or not. I'm just going to be annoyed when she dies and they cancel sporting events in her honour and TV is shit(ter than normal) for a week.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:46,
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I'm hoping for a day off when she goes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:48,
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Oh, there is that possibility, yes. I hope she dies in summer. No football cancelled and decent weather to go out and do something nice. in her honour, like, obviously.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49,
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Deal
*cleans sniper rifle*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:58,
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annoyed when she dies and they cancel sporting events in her honour and TV is shit(ter than normal) drunk
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59,
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This seems like a great plan
I shall try this next week
All-inclusive free booze FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00,
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No, absofuckinglutely not (don't get me started on the 'Royals'), Yes.
I'll be having a few BBQs and playing my guitars a lot in the long weekend. I may very well get drunk too.
PS, It's my birthday today but as I'm a stingy cunt I don't have a candle.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:47,
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I think all the republicans should go to work as normal on Tueday to show support for their cause
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:49,
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I will be working to some extent on BOTH days
As I do most days including weekends. The fact the rest of the country will be having the day off will mean that I can't get in touch with my customers though.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:52,
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surely they are out on the street as normal?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:53,
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"punters"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:57,
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I am impressed by the professionalism. Most streetwalkers refer to them as punters rather than customers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:58,
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Short AND slow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59,
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it's because he has little legs
he can't keep up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59,
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Battered, earlier
![](http://www.kennybaker.co.uk/img/kenny_r2d2_robot_01.jpg)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:01,
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oh lol!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:01,
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All of this 'banter' genuinely upsets him
please cut it out
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:30,
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I don't really hav an opinion on them, as such.
I guess I'd prefer to keep them, rather than be a republic, on balance. England's always been a hierarchical society. It'd be a shame if we lost a link to our past. I don't think republics are inherently better than constitutional monarchies.
But no, I'm not celebrating the jubilee. They don't throw parties for my red letter days, I see no reason to celebrate theirs. Thanks for the day off though, Liz, yeah?
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59,
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Tanks for the day off?
Are you overthrowing her?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 11:59,
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Tanks on the lawn of the palace sound an excellent idea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00,
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What?
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:04,
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Fucking ninjas! Nicked my ninja pic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:07,
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WTF?
That was a ninja pic a few seconds ago
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:09,
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DAS HOTTENLINKEN* IST VERBOTEN
*the actual German is "binde", the same word as "tie", fact fans.
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:09,
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Some frenchman you are
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:00,
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*eats cake*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:01,
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"manger le gateaux"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:03,
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Gâteau pour sporteau
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:05,
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le nom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:05,
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Work is having an alcohol free BBQ, which sounds like an oxymoron
It's due to there being an alky drop-in unit here.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:08,
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Surely they'll have some booze then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:09,
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They're very inventive in hiding their booze.
Cisterns are regularly found to have bottles of tramp juice cunningly hidden.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:12,
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throw some crack on the coals instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:10,
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Fuck off.
Fuck off. Fuck off.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:08,
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"happy" Birthday CQ
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:10,
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"thank" you Sporto
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:15,
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Aren't you a little old
to still be rebelling against "The Establishment" and "The Man"?
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:12,
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Never too old to fight the good fight Crohns me old chap.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:16,
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"Good" is relative.
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Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:25,
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Not my relative.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:29,
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That counselling worked then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:13,
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Perfectly.
you bent spastic you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:17,
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excellent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:20,
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Aren't you near theThames?
Go and watch the river pagent at least.
Mr Grumpy
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:16,
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Only when I'm at work
no idea when that will be but I'm not traveling up just to see it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:17,
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That was exactly my thought process.
It was the only bit I am interested in seeing, but no way am i joining the crowds to do so.
Although i could potentially just come to the office and watch it out the window.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:24,
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I think thay are taking a load of the Dunkirk vetrans to France for the day.
Then get the last flying Stuka to bomb them back to 1940.
It'll be lols a plenty.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:26,
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I won't be celebrating, but I hope to make the most of the weekend.
Just so long as the local tip stays open.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:12,
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I fucking love going to the tip.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:25,
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Alright Stig?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:27,
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Me too.
Our tip is being revamped. It's all v. exciting.
In fact, I might even go there tomorrow. That's how rock and roll my life is.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 May 2012, 12:28,
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We should start a facebook group for people who like going down the tip.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:32,
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What you should do is delete your account and be shot in the face in front of your family
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 12:50,
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that'll take an awful lot of (sexual) healing
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:38,
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this is fu...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:09,
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Asking about weekend plans on a Wednesday is fucking lame
Everybody knows that's Thursday fodder
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:15,
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It's ok I've done a lunch thread now.
All is well
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PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:17,
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