when there are only two comparables, it's "better", not "best"
ape is better, but he's not the best.

quentin is poorer, but he's not the worst.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Quentin is the worst

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Sausages are the wurst

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

>:|

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

no, quentin is a "comedy" character
nobody knows what the real quentin is like. others are just cunts!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

WTF

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

you might be awful, shallow and ugly and self-important
or secretly you might be lovely, funny and kind. nobody knows because you confine yourself to board crap.

other people talk about themselves a LOT so we know that they are either awful or lovely in real life too.

don't make me explain myself. it's hot outside.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34, Reply)

i talk about myself all the time, this isn't an act

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

oh
oh dear

i am sorry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Remember when we thought you were Bert?
Those were happy times.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

bullied from start to finish, i don't know why i put up with it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

i am still not convinced
occasionally there is a real reek of bert
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

I still see moments of Edmund
The pathetic, crying need for attention being part of it.

And before anyone points out I'm the same, several of you have met me, and know I'm not him.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)

i hadn't thought of edmund
interesting.

well. relatively.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

i'll have you know i earn like loads of money actually

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

i am sure you do, sweetheart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

like last week, joe lended me 50p that he one on a scratchcard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I'M THE BEST

( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

THE BEST a french twat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

i am still cringing at the floppy brisket
that himjim is a card
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

that was extremely funny.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

it was very funny
but utterly rank. poor charmander couldn't touch her meat after that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:56, Reply)

*insert comedy sexual euphemism reference here*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

oh
i thought i had already done that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

I'm so very tired

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Charms being there was the only thing stopping me
from a followup horseradish sauce joke.
( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Are you calling her ugly here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Nah, she's just not as filthy as the others.

( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

arhhh, I'll send you a thank you cock gaz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

*frantically votes Q*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)

don't worry
you'd need a zoom to see it.

edmund's was bigger.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

That'll be his meds

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

How would a multi layered ice lolly help?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

it'd cheer me up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

because if you had held it very far away from your cock, it would have looked bigger
provided you also played it like a banjolele
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

It wou;ld have been the size of a rocket!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Nobbly Bobbly more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

You can get a cream for that
Or so I've heard...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1629886
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)