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I'm going home in ten minutes, so make your replies prompt and entertaining please.So, who is best? Quentin or Nakers?
Can one of you nerds stick one of those poll things at the top of this?
Alt: Actually, while you're at it, one of you could pop into my office for a couple of hours and show me some more tricks like quick reply?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:54,
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I realise that this thread is shit,but I don't care, I'm going home soon.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:55,
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I just found out the toil which I had 28 hours at the begginning of last month but ran down over the last few weeksis now going to be paid as overtime plus 50% at the end of the month. FFS I've only got 1.5 hours left.
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OuchThat sounds like a lot of cash down the drain
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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fucking never mentioned it before now... cunts.still I did get a lot of lay ins and early friday pints
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s'poseCash is always good though.
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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He said pint!I'm going to the pub.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00,
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Make one of those polls then ChompyYou won't even need to rig this one.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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This is going to end up with Quentin and NA getting one vote each and everyone else going for none of the above.(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:04,
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Its a dead heat in the bent spastic race(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:08,
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what's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?not being a cripple
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You are in second place.(
Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:09,
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You got my vote QuentsProbably because I am horribly sleep-deprived at the moment and beginning to hallucinate.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44,
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That's like comparing genital warts and the clap.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:58,
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*dons tin hat*I like both of them on here, now that Quentin has chilled some.
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I'm not showing you any tricks until I see the colour of your money, young man
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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I'm a bit sick of quick reply now.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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My iPhone doesn't do quick reply*sadface*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:01,
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depends what forto have a civilised conversation with, probably Ape, to make the board more amusing, quint.
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Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:59,
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Civilised?On here?
*drops monocle*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:00,
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Quentin gets my vote. Sorry Nakkers.(
SteveFrench What's it all aboot eh?, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:14,
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when there are only two comparables, it's "better", not "best"ape is better, but he's not the best.
quentin is poorer, but he's not the worst.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:18,
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Quentin is the worst(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19,
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no, quentin is a "comedy" characternobody knows what the real quentin is like. others are just cunts!
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:20,
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you might be awful, shallow and ugly and self-importantor secretly you might be lovely, funny and kind. nobody knows because you confine yourself to board crap.
other people talk about themselves a LOT so we know that they are either awful or lovely in real life too.
don't make me explain myself. it's hot outside.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34,
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ohoh dear
i am sorry
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:36,
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Remember when we thought you were Bert?Those were happy times.
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Bartleby I am sir, your disobedient servant., Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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i am still not convincedoccasionally there is a real reek of bert
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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I still see moments of EdmundThe pathetic, crying need for attention being part of it.
And before anyone points out I'm the same, several of you have met me, and know I'm not him.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51,
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i hadn't thought of edmundinteresting.
well. relatively.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52,
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i am sure you do, sweetheart(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:21,
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Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:24,
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i am still cringing at the floppy brisketthat himjim is a card
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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that was extremely funny.(
Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:49,
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it was very funnybut utterly rank. poor charmander couldn't touch her meat after that.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:53,
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*insert comedy sexual euphemism reference here*(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57,
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ohi thought i had already done that
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57,
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I'm so very tired(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58,
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Charms being there was the only thing stopping mefrom a followup horseradish sauce joke.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:03,
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Are you calling her ugly here?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06,
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Nah, she's just not as filthy as the others.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:15,
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don't worryyou'd need a zoom to see it.
edmund's was bigger.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:35,
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because if you had held it very far away from your cock, it would have looked biggerprovided you also played it like a banjolele
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44,
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You can get a cream for thatOr so I've heard...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:52,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1629886
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:00,
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I WISH YOU'D NEVER STARTED THIS THREAD THIS IS THE WORST BULLYING OF ALL :''''''((((, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I didn't really, I voted for none of the abovebut I didn't want to kick you while you were down.
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it doesn't change the facts, you've hurt me deeper than any other forum user(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
so we can safely assume it's shit then.(
Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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no you're right comedy t-shirts are so last last yearwe'll get hats
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i did enjoy LIC's midget one last night's was not so comedy
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39,
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maybe he'll bring you one as a present if you come to the next b4sh(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45,
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well there is no bash this thursdaysilly ape.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48,
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isn't that what you do every night?(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:57,
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Battered AND Gonz(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:48,
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kev just had a good ideafruit machines at airports that use up all your foreign shrapnel, but if you win (unlikely), it'll give you back pounds
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who wants to hang around at the airport on their way home?call kev an idiot
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I dontI just keep them until I go to another European country again
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:11,
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Put them just before imigration, they'll have hours to kill#topical-lol
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Rambo RamboIt's not the IRA or the KGB dont push me.
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:31,
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80's reggae tune, oh PS wotcher nakkersyoutube Ackie - call me rambo
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:34,
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