So were you one of the flag wavers?
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1555505_london-2012-thousands-line-streets-of-macclesfield-to-see-olympic-torch
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 14:26, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No, it only reached Macc after I started work

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Your local cash converters will be full of them by now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Cor look at the size of her, she'd win the gold medal for pie eating

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

It's AA's new girlfriend mr. sensitive

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

No it's not.
My new girlfriend is blonde! God Rory, get it right!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

and male amirite?

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Note the word 'girlfriend'
That should give a hint to her gender.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Like you've never lied on the internets
She's either fat, blind, retarded, hideously ugly or male or a mix. Just be honest we're bound to find out eventually
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Slim, a year away from completing her PHD, attractive and female.
And only partially blind
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

but not attractive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I knew I'd missed something
Yes, she is attractive
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

attractive?
like jupiter?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

AH! so she's hideously ugly,
Well at least we know!
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

She's really not

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Is she going through the menopause already?
have you got yourself an older woman? She can't replace your mum, you know that?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

No
Yes.
I'm aware of that, nor am I looking for her to.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Does she let you get back door action?

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

bopring non-biting answers are boring

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

+daily

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Dad?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

it's not just us you're disappointing, you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Too late

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

If she's from Macc, she's definitely fat.
This is a nobrainer. As is she.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 31 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

She's not from around here, she's on placement at AZ

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Astra Zeneca?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Alkmaar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Yes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Is she the red haired lass on your profile?

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

No

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

So shes so hot and attractive and not fat and actually real
But you don't have any photos of her on your internets facebook thing?
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I do, but I'm not sharing any of them
Hope you don't mind
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Because she's fat
and will continue to be so until we see proof to the contrary
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

You'll see pictures of her on facebook soon enough
But I'm not sharing any on here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Wutever, take your time finding some on the interwebs to cover your trail of lies

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I can find pictures of her rather quickly through google
However, they all include her name, and I'm not giving anyone that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)

The pictures have the name on them?
Just link to her facebook profile pic, they randomise the links so you can't tell whos albums they're in.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Can't access FB at the minute, won't be able to at all until I get home
Hang on, I have no idea why I'm even attempting this.

If anyone is on my facebook, they'll see a picture of her soon enough, but I'm not posting one on here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

why ever not?
We're all mates, buds, friends, pals...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Go on then
Let's see pictures of your missus, then.
( Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

this went rally well for Darth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

tell you what
i'll post a pic of me and my gf if you post a pic of you and yours

no rude ones though please
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I'll post naked pictures of the missus in return for proof that AA's fat ugly biffa actually exists

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

hopw are you going to get naked pictures of your frigid whore wife?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I already have many
from the good ol days
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

He sellotapes them to the glove

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Fart and give us a clue love?
Oh hang on we did that a few days ago
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

some things are just always funny

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Absolutely hideous

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)

+ly fat and I fackin love dem girls

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

No.
I don't go after hideously large women.

Often
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

We'll never forget your Bella tryst if that helps

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I know, it gets brought up most weeks

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

*waves*
*wobbles*
*rolls*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)

wav shak
wobb ratt
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Never go after fat women
especially if waiting at the buffet.
( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Oh dear "the north" you've let yourselves down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)

again

( Peej, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

The Olympic Torch relay was started in 1936
and was meant to represent the spirit of the games being transported from its ancient home in Greece to Berlin. It was Goebbels' idea and was supposed to link the Nazi regime to a heroic past.

The fact that it's now being walked through Macclesfield by a fat lass would make him laugh, I reckon.
( Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

The fact that several of his athletes were absolutely spanked by an 'inferior' black man never fails to make me laugh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

it was a beautiful thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)

except Owens had beef with his own Nation and not the Germans

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Hitler didn't shun him at all, apparently.
He'd just nipped out for a bratwurst, or something.
( Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Veggiewurst

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

he sent him a photo or some shit in congratulations
Ownes enjoyed the competitive spirit of the games
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Owens said somewhere that Hitler treated him better
than his own President and country on his return.
( Kroney, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

"Hitler didn't snub me – it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn't even send me a telegram."
Supposedly
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

If only you'd studied this as a gsce module at skelmersdale high you'd have the answer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)

We touched upon it
And there's no such place as Skelmersdale High School, sorry to disappoint.

The reason for the 'supposedly' is because it's a quote taken from wikipedia, where the source isn't immediately available.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)

explain?
Either way I'm sure it pissed A-dolf off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

black people weren't exactly equal in america in 1936
he shook adolfs hand but the pres of america refused to
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

He was dropped from the England squad for being injured constantly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Michael or Hargreaves?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)

He were treated like a dog at home, but had real respect shown to him at the 36 Olympics

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Maybe Monty i right, the Nazi's aren't so bad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Concentration camps were really just like a six year run of allo allo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

"I shall gaz zis only vonce"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

That sounds worse than I thought they were

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 31 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)